Tire slasher leaves severed finger behind on woman’s driveway

  

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Via:  freefaller  •  2 months ago  •  31 comments

Tire slasher leaves severed finger behind on woman’s driveway

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An Arizona woman says her neighbour deliberately  slashed her SUV's tires  and accidentally gave her the finger, after she found the severed digit in her bloodstained driveway following an argument the night before.

"I literally have been laughing all day because if I don't, I think I might cry," said Francesca Wikoff, who reported the incident to police in Maricopa County on Thursday. Authorities have since taken the finger into evidence.

Wikoff told the   Maricopa Monitor   that it won't be hard to finger the culprit behind the tire-slashing incident. She says it was a neighbour who tried to pick a drunken fight with her husband the night before, and that she's simply waiting to catch him blood-red-handed.

She says the neighbour followed her and her husband to another neighbour's get-together on Wednesday night, and that he became drunk and belligerent with her husband.

“He was asked to leave, and he didn't like that, so he tried to retaliate by slashing my tires," she told the paper. "However, he left a little consolation prize."

Wikoff's husband found the finger and a trail of blood leading back to the neighbour's home on Thursday morning, she told local station   CBS 5 . She also shared photos of the finger, as well as pictures of the slashed tires on her GMC Yukon.

Wikoff, who is a former EMT, suspects that her neighbour accidentally cut off the digit while carrying out his revenge, then fled the scene.

“My neighbour heard him yelling and crying, probably about like 10:30 p.m., so we figured that's when it happened,” she said.

“You would think if you’re going to go to the hospital, especially if you just severed your finger off, that you would take said finger with you."

CBS 5 attempted to contact the neighbour but he was not home at the time. Maricopa police did not respond to requests for comment.

Wikoff says she'll have to get her SUV fixed, but she still feels like she got the "better hand" in the incident.

"I don't find joy in anybody hurting themselves," she told CBS 5. "However, karma has a good way of working itself out."


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Freefaller
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1  seeder  Freefaller    2 months ago

What a dick first he slashes her tires and then to add insult to injury he gives her the finger

 
 
 
MrFrost
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1.1  MrFrost  replied to  Freefaller @1    2 months ago

Damn...beat me to it. 

 
 
 
FLYNAVY1
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1.2  FLYNAVY1  replied to  Freefaller @1    2 months ago

I just can't seem to put my finger on the problem here.....

 
 
 
evilgenius
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1.2.1  evilgenius  replied to  FLYNAVY1 @1.2    2 months ago

Can you point to where the guy went wrong?

 
 
 
FLYNAVY1
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1.2.2  FLYNAVY1  replied to  evilgenius @1.2.1    2 months ago

I guess the "looser sign" on him may just look like a "hyphen".

 
 
 
MonsterMash
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2  MonsterMash    2 months ago

The Wykoff's should invite the tire slasher over for cocktails and finger sandwiches. 

 
 
 
MrFrost
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2.1  MrFrost  replied to  MonsterMash @2    2 months ago

Nice one.. LOL

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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2.2  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  MonsterMash @2    2 months ago

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Kavika
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3  Kavika     2 months ago

Well, it wasn't a Lady Finger.

 
 
 
Tacos!
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4  Tacos!    2 months ago

Ok, first: Gross!

And second: Dude, how?

 
 
 
Freefaller
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4.1  seeder  Freefaller  replied to  Tacos! @4    2 months ago
Dude, how?

Lol not sure about the specifics but I'm pretty sure alcohol was involved

Just as a guess but tires are hard to cut so maybe he put one hand on top of the blade for leverage with a finger curled under the blade and maybe the knife popped out and momentum caught his finger between the blade and the pavement.

 
 
 
321steve - realistically thinkin or Duu
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4.1.1  321steve - realistically thinkin or Duu   replied to  Freefaller @4.1    2 months ago

I can just see him freakin out .. "O Fuck !"  

Then once realizing WTF he had just done, panickily feeling around on the driveway for his finger, before the cops could get there. Then bolting to save himself abandoning part of himself forever. Like a lizard losing a tail and scampering away. 

Karma, Ya gotta respect her.  jrSmiley_12_smiley_image.gif

lol

 
 
 
Tacos!
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4.1.2  Tacos!  replied to  Freefaller @4.1    2 months ago

I was just thinking maybe it was a folding knife and when he couldn’t pierce the tire, it closed on his finger. 

 
 
 
Freefaller
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4.1.3  seeder  Freefaller  replied to  Tacos! @4.1.2    2 months ago

Quite possible as well

 
 
 
SteevieGee
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4.1.4  SteevieGee  replied to  Tacos! @4.1.2    2 months ago

That's my guess.  You need a locking blade.  The easiest way is to just cut the valve stems.  It's less expensive to fix but you still get your message across.

 
 
 
sandy-2021492
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4.2  sandy-2021492  replied to  Tacos! @4    2 months ago
Dude, how?

Well, the article said he was drunk.  Apparently really drunk.

 
 
 
Tacos!
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4.2.1  Tacos!  replied to  sandy-2021492 @4.2    2 months ago

I don’t how I would live with myself after something like that. To get so drunk and so pissed off that I cut off my own finger while trying to slash someone’s tire. If this guy isn’t already insane, he soon will be.

 
 
 
sandy-2021492
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4.2.2  sandy-2021492  replied to  Tacos! @4.2.1    2 months ago

Maybe it will be the motivation to get himself under control. 

At least he caused no lasting damage to anybody but himself.

 
 
 
FLYNAVY1
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4.2.3  FLYNAVY1  replied to  sandy-2021492 @4.2.2    2 months ago

Do we chock this one up to Karma?

 
 
 
sandy-2021492
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4.2.4  sandy-2021492  replied to  FLYNAVY1 @4.2.3    2 months ago

Yup.  Karma, cosmic justice, threefold return - which is all to say that the dude got his just desserts without any help from us humans, who likely wouldn't have been nearly so poetic about it.

 
 
 
FLYNAVY1
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4.2.5  FLYNAVY1  replied to  sandy-2021492 @4.2.4    2 months ago

Just to add insult to injury.... If I was the lady, all I would want back is the cost of the new tire along with mounting and balancing....

So the guy lost his finger over what...... $150.00 bucks?   

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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5  Buzz of the Orient    2 months ago

One rarely gets to see such a perfect case of poetic justice.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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7  Trout Giggles    2 months ago

Whole lotta puns in this seed.

 
 
 
MsAubrey (aka Ahyoka)
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8  MsAubrey (aka Ahyoka)    2 months ago

Can we say potential running for Darwin Award?

I wonder if anyone in this scenario is named Freddie? You know... because Freddie Got Fingered.

 
 
 
sandy-2021492
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8.1  sandy-2021492  replied to  MsAubrey (aka Ahyoka) @8    2 months ago

We'd have to know whether he has reproduced yet.  If yes, no potential for the Darwin Award.  If not, he  may be a future winner.

 
 
 
FLYNAVY1
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8.2  FLYNAVY1  replied to  MsAubrey (aka Ahyoka) @8    2 months ago

Got my nomination.....

 
 
 
Hal A. Lujah
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9  Hal A. Lujah    2 months ago

Did they dust the finger for prints?

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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9.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  Hal A. Lujah @9    2 months ago

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sandy-2021492
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10  sandy-2021492    2 months ago

The neighbor has been arrested.

 
 
 
devangelical
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10.1  devangelical  replied to  sandy-2021492 @10    2 months ago

... undoubtedly due to solid detective work by the local police dept.

 
 
 
Freefaller
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10.2  seeder  Freefaller  replied to  sandy-2021492 @10    2 months ago

Still no details on how exactly he managed to cut off his own finger though.

 
 
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