The livestream launch of the MyPillowGuy's "free speech" social media site is a glorious disaster, everyone
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The livestream launch of the MyPillowGuy's "free speech" social media site is a glorious disaster, everyone
A normal response from a normal man in support of a normal president.
We’re on Day Two of Mike Lindell ’s livestream “launch” of Frank, the MAGA cultist MyPillow CEO’s new “free speech” “social media” “platform.” We feel compelled to use so many quotations because there are many addendums to that statement. “Launch” is being generous, given that technical difficulties made it initially impossible for visitors to sign up for the service—Mike blames this on Antifa hackers, for what it’s worth (which is nothing). “Free speech” needs an asterisk, too, because Lindell at one point alleged , “You don’t get to use the four swear words: the c-word, the n-word, the f-word, or God’s name in vain.” So there’s that. “Social media” also needs clarification, because: see “launch.”
And, finally, “platform” is a bit inaccurate, since it’s hard to describe a flaming, capsized ocean barge of toupee adhesive and crushed Vyvanse as anything close to solid footing.
At some point during the livestream, Lindell seems to genuinely believe the Frank staff got Donald Trump on the phone. It was not, in fact, Donald Trump .
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“I did my due diligence. You can’t take that from me,” Lindell spat shortly before this write-up. “I don’t have to validate!” (He was talking about his research into Dominion voter fraud allegations, not livestream guest vetting).
As of penning this piece, Frank is streaming Lindell’s Absolute Proof: Exposing Election Fraud and The Theft of America by Enemies Foreign and Domestic “documentary.” Again, we feel the strong need to employ quotations here. Also, we should probably clarify “streaming,” since it’s just the audio playing on Frank’s home page. You have to navigate over to the Absolute Series tab to actually play the movie.
So, yeah. Mike Lindell’s Frankathon is going great, everyone.
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At some point during the livestream, Lindell seems to genuinely believe the Frank staff got Donald Trump on the phone. It was not, in fact, Donald Trump ."
He got punked 'on air' I would have loved to have seen that idiot Lindell gushing, thinking the former occupant of the White House was on the phone to his lame ass site.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what a fucking loser. just like his traitorous hero.
I thought Nugent was coughing up his lungs?
What a loser! Like all the other supporters of the former occupant of the White House!
LOL, great minds...
Behold what happens when people who do t know shot about tech try to break into tech.
Somehow this guy seems to either be self sabotaging and self destructive, mentally ill or just plane dumb as a rock.
Who in their right mind starts building an empire then crashes it on purpose ?
I'd imagine many of his employees will end up suffering financially as well from this clowns antics.
Idiot !
I'm starting to think he wants to lose as much money as possible so there's nothing left when Dominion sues his stupid ass.
LMAO !
Kamikaze finance?
I select "D" - All of the above.
and that was the correct answer, you get a star for the day.
LOL
That is the correct answer.
The guest list was a whos who of the wacko brigade.
Or as Walt Disney would call them, Grumpy, Sleepy, Unhappy, Boozy, and Dopey