9 Important Life Lessons
Number 9
- Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
- Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
Number 8
- Life is sexually transmitted.
- Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 7
- Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
- Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 6
- Men have two emotions: hungry and frisky, and they can't tell them apart.
If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
- Men have two emotions: hungry and frisky, and they can't tell them apart.
If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
Number 5
- Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.
Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
- Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.
Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
Number 4
- Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
- Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
Number 3
- All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
- All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 2
- In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
- In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Number 1
- Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow.
- Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow.
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This was sent from a friend...They make sense to me!! lol
LOL! Nona! Here is my favorite:
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.
Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
LOL...Isn't that the truth???
Thanks, I thought they were too good not to share..