A Week Of Humour

  

Category:  The Lighter Side/ Humor

By:  buzz-of-the-orient  •  7 months ago  •  59 comments

A Week Of Humour

A Week Of Humour

A couple of days ago I read a comment by an NT member who complained about there not being any humour on this site.  That was AFTER I had posted a few days before an article of Air Traffic Control jokes.  So here's a whole week of jokes for him and for all, maybe in this case more appreciated by those of us of senior years.

MONDAY

The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex.  Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family’s status, she consulted the family doctor.

The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. He then told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control and until then, talk to her and give her a box of condoms

Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the mother told her about the situation and handed her a box of condoms.

The girl burst out laughing and reached over to hug her mother, saying,

“Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about that! I'm dating Susan!”

TUESDAY

A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher's hand. He said, “Preacher, I’ll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!”

The preacher said, “Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity.”

The man said, “I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!”

The preacher said, “No shit?”

WEDNESDAY

Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis.

After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, “Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem.”

The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table.

“Gee, Mom,” he exclaimed, “for me?”

“Just take two,” Brenda replied. “The rest are for your father.”

THURSDAY

One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from bingo in Bendigo to find her 92-year-old husband in bed with another woman. She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 4th floor apartment, killing him instantly.

Brought before the court on the charge of murder, she was asked if she had anything to say in her own defense.

“Your Honour,” she began coolly, “I figured that at 92, if he could screw,

he could fly.”

FRIDAY

A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa...

“The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.

Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG.

High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. However, there is one thing that’s the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?”

After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, “Wedding Cake.”

SATURDAY

Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and who hangs over Bob’s arm and listens intently to his every word.

His buddies at the club are all aghast. At their very first chance, they corner him and ask, “Bob, how’d you get the trophy girlfriend?” Bob replied, “Girlfriend? She's my wife!” They’re knocked over, but continue to ask: “So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?” “I lied about my age,” Bob replied. “What? Did you tell her you were only 50?”

Bob smiled and said, “No, I told her I was 90.”

SUNDAY

A group of elderly Americans was traveling by tour bus through Switzerland . As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used. She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing.

“These,” she explained, “are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce.” She then asked, “What do you do in America with your old goats?”

A spry old gentleman answered, “They send us on bus tours!”




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Buzz of the Orient
Professor Principal
1  author  Buzz of the Orient    7 months ago

Sent to me by email by my brother.  I apologize to most of the members here that it isn't an article about American politics, but maybe you can take a break and try to have a laugh.

 
 
 
Gsquared
Junior Principal
1.1  Gsquared  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @1    7 months ago

Really funny!

 
 
 
JohnRussell
Professor Principal
2  JohnRussell    7 months ago

What do you call Neil deGrasse Tyson pouring champagne all over his naked chest? An astro-fizzy-tits.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown, and one looks at the other and says, Does this taste funny to you?

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I proposed to my ex-wife today.   She said no, she thinks I’m just after my money

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”I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.”

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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Principal
2.1  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  JohnRussell @2    7 months ago

Good ones, except that I don't get the first one, maybe because I have no idea who Neil deGrasse Tyson is.

 
 
 
sandy-2021492
Professor Principal
2.1.1  sandy-2021492  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @2.1    7 months ago
Neil deGrasse Tyson

An astrophysicist.  The new Carl Sagan, so to speak.

 
 
 
Gordy327
Professor Principal
2.1.2  Gordy327  replied to  sandy-2021492 @2.1.1    7 months ago
The new Carl Sagan, so to speak.

Dr. Tyson was a student of Carl Sagan too, who had a significant impact on his life. He honored Carl Sagan in his updated 2014 Cosmos series, Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey. I enjoy Dr. Tyson's lectures, which can be found on YouTube. He makes a lot of sense and can appeal to an audience.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Principal
2.1.3  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  sandy-2021492 @2.1.1    7 months ago

Ah, thank you. Now I get it. 

 
 
 
igknorantzrulz
Masters Quiet
2.1.4  igknorantzrulz  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @2.1.3    7 months ago

But now I’m confused cause I got it, til it was explained, and now I’m frustrated and just want to scream.  Usually I only scream at the Good Humor Man , or woman, cause I don’t find good humor Funny how that works 

I don’t have the ability to memorize jokes 

But

i can make them up as you go along with them, cause I’m not a make up artist? Ok Mary Kay, Nah, I’m making that up, as I AM a makeup artist but my name is Maybelean , Maybe not, maybe aT cup short n stout that can’t find a bra that fits, but B cause what size brazier fits size T cup....besides possibly a punch bowl, that I use as a bowling ball to take out people from the Union Hall on strike in their spare time zone for schools of thought awfully fishy as I write like a fluke and out of two sides of my mouth while floundering South for the Winter I can’t sea, cause my eyes aren’t in both sides of my head, but whoever listens to a phishhead , b sides Chumz...

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Principal
2.1.5  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  igknorantzrulz @2.1.4    7 months ago

To know what you blow, one must go with the flow.

 
 
 
Ed-NavDoc
Professor Quiet
2.1.6  Ed-NavDoc  replied to  Gordy327 @2.1.2    7 months ago

Also is a very funny guy himself!

 
 
 
Gordy327
Professor Principal
2.1.7  Gordy327  replied to  Ed-NavDoc @2.1.6    7 months ago
Also is a very funny guy himself!

Indeed he is. 

 
 
 
Gsquared
Junior Principal
3  Gsquared    7 months ago

Here are a few my friend sent me the other day. 

The title of his email:  Seasoned Adults

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Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember..

Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks.

'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?'

'Sure.'

'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?' she asks.

'No, I can remember it.'

'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so as not to forget it?'

He says, 'I can remember that You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.'

'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?' she asks.

Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream I got it, for goodness sake!'

Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment

'Where's my toast?'

---

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.

The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great I would recommend it very highly.'

The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?'

The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What’s the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know, the one that's red and has thorns.'

'Do you mean a rose?'

'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?'

---

Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital.

After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator.

On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.

'I don't know,' he said. 'She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown.'

 ---

A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: 'So I hear you're getting married?'

'Yep!'

'Do I know her?'

'Nope!'

'This woman, is she good looking?'

'Not really.'

'Is she a good cook?'

'Nah, she can't cook too well.'

'Does she have lots of money?'

'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.'

'Well, then, is she good in bed?'

'I don't know.'

’Why in the world do you want to marry her then?’

'Because she can still drive!'

 ---

A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art It's perfect.'

'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?'

'Twelve thirty.'

---

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.

A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?'

Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.''

The doctor said, 'I didn't say that.. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'

---

One more........

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool... After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.

The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'

'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Principal
3.1  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Gsquared @3    7 months ago

All funny, but I have to admit it took me a couple seconds to get the hospital gown one.

 
 
 
sandy-2021492
Professor Principal
4  sandy-2021492    7 months ago

This one showed up in my Facebook newsfeed, and had me in tears.  I'm sure every gal here can relate.

HOW TO PUT ON A SPORTS BRA

 

1. Approach the sports bra with confidence, secure in the belief that you   will   wear it.

2. Holding the sports bra open by its bottom edge, peer into it and locate the medium-sized opening in the center of the cavity. This is your target.

3. Take a moment to ask yourself the following questions:

A. Am I naked from the waist up?

B. Have I removed my glasses?

If the answer to either is “no,” make the necessary adjustments and return to Step 1.

4. Snake your right arm through the right armhole as far as it will go. Repeat for left arm and left armhole.

5. Assume power stance: feet shoulder-width apart and knees slightly bent. Hook your thumbs into the sports bra’s bottom-edge elastic and pull it out in front of you as far as possible. (Note: do not let go.)

6. In one, deft motion, pull the elastic toward you and over your head. If you have martial arts training, this would be the time to release your battle cry, or kiai.

7. You should now be standing with arms pointing skyward, the sports bra encircling you at chin level, binding your biceps to your ears.

8. Remain calm. Visualize yourself wearing the sports bra while engaged in a pleasant activity, such as not watching   Real Housewives .

9. Cross your arms in front of your face, grasp the bottom of the sports bra and begin tugging it down to your chest. This process should take 2-25 minutes and can be streamlined by the removal of one of your arms (advanced yoga practitioners only).

10. If you have followed steps 1-9 correctly, the sports bra is now strapped across the rise of your bosom, compressing the breasts downward to the point that you can see your pulse in your areolas.

11. Resume power stance (see Step 5). Holding firmly to the bottom edge of the sports bra, pull it away from your body in a downward arc until it grazes your kneecaps. Then, with a scraping motion, drag the sports bra upward along the front of your body, capturing all excess flesh in its path.

12. When the bottom elastic reaches the desired altitude on your rib cage, release it. Then, while holding the top of the sports bra away from your body with one hand, plunge the other hand into the sports bra to distribute and align its contents, which should include both of your breasts.

Note: If you are unable to locate two (2) breasts in the sports bra, do not become alarmed as they are likely nearby. Remove the sports bra (see “How to Take Off a Sports Bra”) and return to Step 1 of these instructions.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Principal
4.1  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  sandy-2021492 @4    7 months ago

Fortunately, I have never had to go through that procedure.  It has been said, however, that the bra is the most unnecessary item of clothing for Asian women, but they still wear them. 

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
4.2  Trout Giggles  replied to  sandy-2021492 @4    7 months ago

All these rules go out the window when you just took a really hot shower. Then go find your sister and make her help you

 
 
 
shona1
Sophomore Participates
6  shona1    7 months ago

Anoon..well you have all made my day...

 
 
 
CB
Professor Principal
7  CB     7 months ago

My lighter-side and dark-side decided to go on a date;

right after consuming drinks; dark-side reached down into his bag

and came up with a sharp knife!

As he turned back to strike, lighter-side let out a loud "GIGGLE!" and

swallowed dark-side whole.

"Check, please!"

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Principal
7.1  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  CB @7    7 months ago

???

 
 
 
CB
Professor Principal
7.1.1  CB   replied to  Buzz of the Orient @7.1    7 months ago

C'mon Buzz!  Just laugh!  It's an original!

You know what they say about a joke that has to be explained. . . it's owner becomes a drunk! Don't make me consume large quantifies of dark liquor! I'm hustlin' to make a living here!

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Quiet
8  charger 383    7 months ago

A man was in the hospital the night before his colonoscopy, the liquid prep hit him before he could get out of bed and out it all came in the bed.  He got the sheet and threw it out the window.  It landed on a drunk walking by.  He starts yelling, flailing and finally gets it off him,  the commotion attracts the hospital security guard who yells "what is going on"  the drunk says "I was attacked by a ghost and I kicked the shit out of it"    

 
 
 
Gazoo
Sophomore Silent
9  Gazoo    7 months ago

While at work i overheard two older guys (70’s) talking about elk hunting in colorado. it went something like this.

guy #1, there’s a ranch in the mountains that has more elk than they know what to do with.

guy #2, they should open it up to hunters.

guy #1, they are talking about it.

guy #2, that’d be a good way to cull the herd. 

Guy #1, no, ya ain’t gotta call em, they got em in a pen.

that conversation happened about 5 or 6 years ago and still makes me laugh whenever i think about it.

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Quiet
10  charger 383    7 months ago

A burglar breaks in a house and shines his flashlight around, a voice says "Jesus and Lucifer are watching you."  His light hits a parrot in a cage and he says "Did you say that bird? "  The parrot says "Yes, they are watching you. " The burglar says "what is your name bird ?"   "Hector", the parrot answers.  Burglar says "Hector? What kind of crazy people name a parrot Hector? "  and Hector says "the same kind of crazy people that name their Dobermans  Jesus and Lucifer"

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Principal
10.1  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  charger 383 @10    7 months ago

Hah!!!  I like that one.

 
 
 
MonsterMash
Sophomore Participates
11  MonsterMash    7 months ago

Told to me by my black neighbor on Halloween 7-8 years ago.

Q: Why was white chocolate invented?

A: So black kids can get dirty too  

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Principal
11.1  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  MonsterMash @11    7 months ago

You could get into trouble telling that one these days of racial sensitivity.

 
 
 
MonsterMash
Sophomore Participates
11.1.1  MonsterMash  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @11.1    7 months ago

You might get in trouble for voting it up

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Principal
11.1.2  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  MonsterMash @11.1.1    7 months ago

If you want to take a chance, so will I.

 
 
 
CB
Professor Principal
11.2  CB   replied to  MonsterMash @11    7 months ago

This whole thread is too. . . funny. Loved it.

 
 
 
MonsterMash
Sophomore Participates
12  MonsterMash    7 months ago

An 87-year-old woman whose husband had recently died came to the conclusion she she didn't have anything to live for, so she decided to kill herself by shooting herself in the heart, Not exactly sure where the heart was she asked her doctor. The doctor told her it was located slightly to the right of her left breast.

The next day she was taken to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her left knee.

 
 
 
MonsterMash
Sophomore Participates
13  MonsterMash    7 months ago

A stand-up comedian was asking the men in the audience what they called their dicks. After getting a few answers she asked an elderly man well in his 80s what he named his dick, the old man was obviously embarrassed and didn't answer. The comedian say " Neverminded, it doesn't matter what you call it, it's not going cum anyways"

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Principal
13.1  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  MonsterMash @13    7 months ago

I always thought that Lennon's song Come Together was kind of racy...

 
 
 
Kathleen
Professor Principal
14  Kathleen    7 months ago

I know you can't get YouTube Buzz, but here is the name of the show and maybe you can get it another way..

Rodney Danger Field Has the Audience Roaring with Laughter (1983)

Rodney always makes me laugh...

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Principal
14.1  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Kathleen @14    7 months ago

You didn't tell me the name of the show.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Principal
14.1.1  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @14.1    7 months ago

In fact I happen to have on bilibili 20 different Rodney Dangerfield items, so what is the one you meant?

 
 
 
Kathleen
Professor Principal
14.1.2  Kathleen  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @14.1.1    7 months ago

I am sorry Buzz, that’s all it says. It was in 1983. They didn’t give much information other then the title. 

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Principal
14.1.3  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Kathleen @14.1.2    7 months ago

Ah, now we're getting somewhere.  Will you please tell me the title, and if possible a bit of the gist of the act. 

 
 
 
Kathleen
Professor Principal
14.1.4  Kathleen  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @14.1.3    7 months ago

The title said Rodney at his best on the tonight show with Johnny Carson in 1983. 

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Principal
14.1.5  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Kathleen @14.1.4    7 months ago

Okay, it's after 10 p.m. here and I'm closing for the night.  I'll look for it in the morning.  I recall on checking the 20 items that there was a Johnny Cason one.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Principal
14.1.6  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Kathleen @14.1.4    7 months ago

The ones I have are mostly on the Ed Sullivan show, and the only one on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson was in 1982.  He opens talking about his wife, sex with his wife, then about his daughter, etc etc

 
 
 
CB
Professor Principal
14.2  CB   replied to  Kathleen @14    7 months ago

Rodney Dangerfield. . . whad'a 'regular' guy! Loved it! That tempo - classic!   "No respect." — CLASSIC R. DANGERFIELD.

 
 
 
Kathleen
Professor Principal
14.2.1  Kathleen  replied to  CB @14.2    7 months ago

: )

He is, he puts himself down but never picks on anyone in the audience. 

 
 
 
Veronica
Masters Expert
15  Veronica    7 months ago

An oldie, but still makes me laugh.

3 nuns are driving in a car and are killed in an accident.  They come to outside the Pearly Gates with Saint Peter standing in front of them.  He address the trio with a booming voice:  "I see that you have all done good works and are holy people.  However, to enter the Gates of Heaven you must each answer one question."  He turns to the first nun.  "Who was the first man on earth?"  "Adam", the nun answered demurely.  The next thing she knows is bells ring, angels sing and the gates swing open and she glides on through.  

Saint Peter turns to the second nun.  "Who was the first woman on earth?"  The nun responds "That would be Eve."  The bells ring, angels sing and the gates swing open and she walks on through.

Saint Peter than turns to the last nun.  "What did Eve say to Adam when she first saw him?"  The nun stood there perplexed and wracked her brain for the answer - they never taught her this at the convent.  She looks Saint Peter in the eye and replies, "My that is a hard one."  The bells ring, angels sing and the gates swing open and she walks on through.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Principal
15.1  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Veronica @15    7 months ago

Thanks for my first laugh of the morning.

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Quiet
16  charger 383    7 months ago

Little Billy went for a ride with Uncle Frank, when they got back his mother asked Billy what they saw on the way. Excitedly Billy said we saw 3 morons, 2 road hogs and a son of a bitch

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Principal
16.1  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  charger 383 @16    7 months ago

LOL.  Figures you'd come up with a car joke.

 
 
 
CB
Professor Principal
17  CB     7 months ago

eddie murphy - delirious (bear & rabbit)

Buzz, does it figure "moi" would come up with a:

1. Black joke.

2. Butt joke.

3. S**t joke.

Eu decide! 

jrSmiley_10_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Principal
17.1  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  CB @17    7 months ago

I have access to tons of Eddie Murphy videos, but DELERIOUS is more than two hours long so I'll check it out later.

 
 
 
CB
Professor Principal
17.1.1  CB   replied to  Buzz of the Orient @17.1    7 months ago

It's riotous as heck. And, yes, Eddie out in trouble for one joke in the video: AIDS (kissing on the lips).  Ot-her than that: Bongers!

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Principal
17.1.2  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  CB @17.1.1    7 months ago

I've always enjoyed Eddie Murphy movies like Trading Places, Beverly Hills Cop, Coming to America, but I'm not into gutter humour so I turned it off after about 5 minutes.

 
 
 
CB
Professor Principal
17.1.3  CB   replied to  Buzz of the Orient @17.1.2    7 months ago

Okay! (Smile.)  To be honest, I have not watched "Delirious" since I was a 'youth.' It was funny then even if I don't remember it all now!

 
 
 
Ed-NavDoc
Professor Quiet
18  Ed-NavDoc    7 months ago

A child stands in front of his mother naked wearing a pair of sunglasses, holding a bottle in one hand, and a cigarette in the other. His mother is aghast and saying, "No, you cannot be Marine on liberty in Bangkok, Thailand for Holloween!"

 
 
 
CB
Professor Principal
18.1  CB   replied to  Ed-NavDoc @18    7 months ago

HA!

Naked child? Stop, the bus!!! (Scandalous. —Chuckles!)

 
 
 
Ed-NavDoc
Professor Quiet
18.1.1  Ed-NavDoc  replied to  CB @18.1    7 months ago

Military humor for ya...😁

 
 
 
1stwarrior
Professor Guide
18.2  1stwarrior  replied to  Ed-NavDoc @18    7 months ago

Wonder if it woulda been funny if she said - "No Tommy, you can't go out dressed as Hunter Biden"?

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Principal
18.2.1  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  1stwarrior @18.2    7 months ago

My fault.  I should have posted NO POLITICS, but I guess you didn't read my first comment.

 
 
 
CB
Professor Principal
19  CB     7 months ago

I am cracking myself UP! Y'all got to help me get through this one again :

Okay, technically it's a video "joke" —OKAAAAY:

Norbit

Dirty Boy Productions . jrSmiley_10_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Principal
19.1  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  CB @19    7 months ago

People who are very fat is a real turnoff for me.  Sorry.

 
 
 
CB
Professor Principal
19.1.1  CB   replied to  Buzz of the Orient @19.1    7 months ago

It's Eddie Murphy dating and married to Eddie Murphy (in a fat suit prosthetic). He is multiple characters in his movie productions). It is not "weight" that is the problem in the movie, it's a 'symptom.' If you watch the movie, the plot is "she" is a bully, with a "superiority"-complex about "herself."  She does not even see that she is losing Norbitt to a new woman because of her attitude!

 
 

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