White House Sends Out Christmas Cards With Heartfelt Message, 'You Will Get Sick And Die This Winter
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U.S.—Americans opening their mailboxes were greeted with a wonderful holiday surprise, as the White House had mailed them Christmas cards with the heartwarming message, “You will get sick and die this winter.”
The Christmas cards are part of the Biden Administration’s recent uplifting Christmas messaging campaign, which kicked off when Biden announced with jovial flair, “We are looking at a winter of severe illness and death.”
The hope-filled greeting cards were packaged in a beautiful, glittering gift basket alongside a vaccine-filled syringe and a pack of abortion pills, all nestled in a bed of now-worthless shredded dollar bills.
Sadly, many Americans will never receive the President’s heartfelt message of grief and hopelessness, as the USPS lost most of them.
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bfd. buh-bye anti-vaxers...
Probably didn't put enough postage on them....
That is what happens when you only put a portion of the package on the USPS metering machine. The postal service needs every last penny so they can give UPS, FedEX, and Amazon lower than the cost to ship rates on express and air packages.
Seems packages addressed from the White House just don't seem to have the clout they did before.
The mass hysteria is now incorporating hyper-virtue signaling. It is though there’s a competition to prove you’re the most safe or the most considerate or the most thoughtful or the most vigilant.
I get that this is supposed to be satire but it's really not funny and, coming from a Christian 'news' source just shows where they're at.
It is a reasonable play on words the President did say.