Ketanji Brown Jackson Up All Night Reading Biology Textbooks Trying To Figure Out What Everybody Means By 'Women's' Right To Abortion
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WASHINGTON, D.C., US—Leaked reports indicate that Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown-Jackson spent all Monday night poring over biology textbooks to learn what a woman is so she could defend a woman's right to abortion on Tuesday.
"When the 'Liberal Justices Only' group text message became all about 'women's right to abortion,' I knew I had to learn what a woman is—by becoming a bona fide biologist," Justice Brown-Jackson shared with reporters early Tuesday morning. Eyewitnesses described Brown-Jackson as having a chewed-up pencil behind her ear and looking bleary-eyed during her statement. "Even after hours of cramming, I'm no closer—I couldn't even pick 10 women out of this lineup of reporters!"
Inside sources have confirmed that Jackson-Brown took repeated trips to the Supreme Court's Keurig coffee maker in the break room, and confided to the janitor in her frustration: "I got into this business to commute the sentences of pedophiles! Why would I need to know scientific jargon about XX and XY chromosomes? I'm not a biologist!"
At publishing time, Justice Brown Jackson had recused herself from further involvement in Roe V. Wade or "women's issues" since she still could not define "woman." She was last seen staring at a wall and drooling from the mental exhaustion.
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What an ass she is.
That’s for sure!
Funny how women suddenly exist for the Democrats again.
"Birthing people" when they want them to have children, "women" when they want them to abort their children.
www.mediaite.com /opinion/here-it-is-the-worst-take-about-the-leaked-supreme-court-opinion/
Here It Is – The Worst Take About the Supreme Court Leak
michael-luciano 2-2 minutes 5/3/2022
Bad takes from across the political spectrum began rolling in on Monday night shortly after Politico published a leaked draft of the Supreme Court’s opinion in Dobbs v. Jackson Women’s Health , which would overturn Roe v. Wade and Planned Parenthood v. Casey .
Some liberals, such as MSNBC host Joy Reid , have cast the decision as a step toward a real-life Gilead , the dystopian successor state to the U.S. in The Handmaid’s Tale that practices the mass torture and rape of women in order to perpetuate the population.
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Remember to tell your Mother "Happy Birthing Person Day" this Sunday.