White House Clarifies That Biden Only Claimed To Have Cancer Due To His Dementia
S E E D E D C O N T E N T
SOMERSET, MA — After Biden seemed to announce he has cancer during a speech today, the White House quickly issued a retraction, clarifying that Biden only said that because of his dementia.
"No, Biden does not have cancer of any kind," said gay black Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre. "He was just confused due to his dementia. We assure you the President is in perfect health. We're even having trouble keeping up with him!"
The White House doctor confirmed the statement, saying Biden is in perfect shape. "I just examined Biden this morning, and except for a fungal infection in his left armpit and some dementia, there's nothing wrong with him at all," he said.
The White House said Biden will give his own statement as soon as they have a chance to adjust his medications.
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More not funny satire. Give it up.
If he does have cancer we know it can’t be brain cancer.
“…it can’t be brain cancer.”
Ha. Cancer jokes. Ha, fucking hah!
You are either one of the lucky few not to have been devastated by the disease, or if you have and still insist on making sophomoric comments, you are one callous son-of-a-bitch.
You seem a little twisted, brother or sister as it may be. Would you like to pull out your soapbox?
Buried my two sons mother 6 months ago after she succumbed to cancer. So with all due respect, where there actually is none, go piss up a rope, asshole.
See above.
I’m sorry for you and your sons loss.
My sincerest condolences to you and your sons.
This isn’t about you, or anybody that has cancer or died from cancer. this is about a mentally defective dumbfuck saying he has cancer when he doesn’t. If you think i would joke about real cancer patients then you are one dumb “son-of-a-bitch.”
Well Hell, Tex just did, what, are you waiting for ? Some people just don't get it
We know who the dumb son of a bitches are here. It's not afrayednot
Thank you, girl.
Go to hell.
This is unfunny satire. Joe Biden isn't telling people he has cancer. Wake the fuck up
My sincerest condolences
Thank you, too, friend.
Always a compassionate voice you are.
Peace to you and yours. Cherish every moment you share.
And he's calling President Biden a mentally defective dumbfuck.
Thanks. I will. I lost my own father to lymphoma 12 years ago. I miss him very much. I don't cancer is a laughing mater
That is correct.
Aka Brandon. Aka the Human Fuck Up Machine.
It's very sad to see him in public. He always ends up demeaning himself.
Far right wing fascists continually demean themselves.
That too...
As opposed to left wing fascists who openly make death wishes.
Don't be so hard on yourself.
In reality no matter what President Biden says or does the gop is determined to demean him...
They don’t really have to.
Then why? Is it a compulsion? Mental disorder?
No, he does it to himself.
MAGA consider honor and dignity a disgrace?
I guess it explains the gop loving Trump's ass...
Hilarious…
It matters greatly what he does!
After the last 6 plus years of Democrat BS; you have the nerve to talk about Biden being demeaned?
What fucking universe are leftists living in. Honor and dignity and the Human Fuck Up Machine currently in the Oval Office have nothing to do with each other. If he had an ounce of honor; or even a smidgen of dignity; he would resign because he is unfit for the job both mentally and physically. Instead he still puts himself out in public and fucks everything up. Russia, China, Iran, and North Korea have taken full notice of his weakness.
Biden does it to himself. Anyone paying attention sees it.
Especially at a vacant lot, next to a strip club. I suppose the idea was to focus on the old coal fired Brayton Point Power Plant, which is supposedly going to start making offshore wind cables, sometime in the next decade. His radical handlers sent him here to tell the world there was a climate emergency, don't ya know! He was greeted by a few people who, once they recognized him, proceeded to flip him the finger. Then at about 4:30 he was back on his fuel burning Air Force One back to DC.
What it all proves is that the nation & the world still needs fossil fuels.
question is , was he aware it was a strip club?
its not like going up 95 at the Ma/ NH border when you passed the golden banana .....you KNEW what that was ......
I doubt he was even aware of being in MA.
MAGA has become a Malignant Personally Disorder!
Exactly, just like progressivism.
So, you admit MAGA is a personality disorder?
Sure, just like I admit progressives have a personality disorder.
Proud to be a progressive.
Proud to have earned a few college degrees.
Proud to not be an ignorant redneck.
Mmmmkay
That is a very mature response. Like this one!
Is that the face you make when you’re banging on your keyboard?
Whatever, if you can’t see it, it's not my fault.
Back in April, Biden said "I have asthma and 80% of the people who, in fact, we grew up with have asthma."
Was he putting us on?
Where are the people who are going to say it's disrespectful to those suffering from asthma?
Let's make it dramatic then and hang it on Biden.
It's amazing what unfunny stuff passes for funny with these hateful MAGA types.
It's kind of like how those lynching postcards really got a guffaw back in the good old days.
Namaste, motherfuckers!
Truly - it's mean, stupid, vicious, hateful, moronic, hateful, not funny, stupid, hateful, ignorant, did I mention not funny? hateful?
Be happy.
Watching the liberal heads explode can sometimes be more entertaining than the satire that is making them explode.
very true , but then again i grew up watching archie bunker in all in the family , george jefferson in the jeffersons , redd foxx in sanford in son many mel brooks movies , and listening to george carlin . maybe thats why im not so easily offended with crass humor .some of what offends people today would be considered 3rd string piker stuff.
Some great shows and names. The one missing is Don Rickles. Looking at some of his shows now you see many of the people he insults laughing along with the jokes and insults.
There is a big difference between what is said and the intent behind it. Seems we have forgotten that in todays world.