I know we’ve called every Conservative Leader for the last 7 years a right-wing extremist, but this time we mean it
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As you know The Conservative Party of Canada has selected Pierre Poilievre as their new Party Leader. Unfortunately I have to warn you that Mr. Poilievre is a dangerous right-wing ideologue who is far too extreme to govern our country. And while I said that exact same thing about Erin O’Toole, Andrew Scheer and Stephen Harper , this time I’m super serious.
Mr. Poilievre has no regard for our values of multiculturalism, of pluralism and respect. He caters only to the fringe elements in his own party and associates with the very worst of the worst. Also the milk thing is a bit weird. Wait sorry, scratch that. That was leftover from when I copy and pasted this paragraph from a previous speech I gave about Andrew Scheer.
His statements about the trucker convoy alone should disqualify him. The fact that he stood shoulder to shoulder with people who waived the swastika and terrorized local communities should guarantee that no Canadian votes for Mr. Harper. I mean Mr. O’Toole. Fuck!
Ok, so maybe we’ve run the ‘dangerous ideologue’ playbook before. And at the time that seemed fair. But now Scheer and O’Toole seem kinda cute in comparison to Poilievre. I mean, sure Erin O’Toole kinda came off like a guy who gets in fist fights in Tim Horton’s parking lots, but he wasn’t going to try to unilaterally fire the Governor of the Bank of Canada! He was even going to basically keep my carbon tax.
It seems we were a bit quick to judgment before. I admit it now. But this time you have to trust us. We’re like the Boy Who Cried Wolf. And if memory serves when the wolf actually arrived all the villagers helped the Boy save the sheep right? That’s how I taught it to my students anyway.
So when you start seeing ads talking about Pierre Poilievre being a conservative zealot who will govern like Donald Trump, take them seriously. And don’t worry about the fact that they are clearly the same ads we’ve run about O’Toole and Scheer only with Poilievre’s face awkwardly photoshopped in. That was just a budget thing.
Also if we win one more election I promise to come up with a new line of attack for the next Conservative Leader. After all, no way they nominate an even further right-wing guy to replace this one right?
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Pierre Poilievre and Ron DeSantis are the twin sons of Anikó Lévai.
Justin Trudea. A fascist by any other name is still a fascist. At least he is trying to be a funny. Emphasis on the word trying. He will always be a fascist no matter what.
Trudeau did not write the article ... try another comment [Deleted]
Call me stupid if you want but this is Luke Gordon Field using Trudeau's "voice" for his satire, correct?
Trudeau is still a fascist. Nothing you say will change that.
He's often an asshole, but a fascist? Definitely not.
The problem is that you expect others to appreciate your rabbit holes of obscurity. If it's not apparent in three seconds, you can keep it.
Would you like a list of books to help you keep up? Maybe start off with:
1066 and All That: A Memorable History of England, Comprising All the Parts You Can Remember, Including 103 Good Things, 5 Bad Kings and 2 Genuine Dates
There are many American copycat versions:
It All Started With Columbus
or
Dave Barry Slept Here: A Sort of History of the United States
And every liberal is a fascist, right? Although he's a mere shadow of the Prime Minister his father was, and there is little that I like about him, he's not a fascist, and I think my opinion of him is a lot more valid than yours because I'm a Canadian and you're not.
What do they call the current leader of the country at the forefront of leftist ideology?
Here he is during the queen's funeral :
And we will never forget what he did to the truck drivers :
During? Try before.
Ah yes the truck drivers whose childish 24 hour horn blaring me-me-me antics kept most of Ottawa awake for well over 2 weeks. Good to read the NYP interviewed those whose lives were put on stop over a childish fit about vaccinations.
I hear your version fizzled out in a parking lot.
What do they call him?
'Blackface' is as popular up here as 'Brandon' is down there. 'Conservatives' on both sides of the border seem to share the same synapse.
Actually, what he "did" to the truck drivers he in fact did FOR the vast majority of law-abiding peaceful Canadians who preferred to adhere to sensible guidelines to control the pandemic.
Learning from the Democrats who've called everyone from Goldwater forward a neo- nazi.
1963: Goldwater is going to Germany to collaborate with his Neo-Nazi brethren!"
Now: "Goldwater was great! Why can't Republicans be more like Goldwater?"
Gee, d'ya think maybe that was possibly a reaction to the Republicans calling everyone on the left a Commie?
Yes, GOD FORBID a person being a "commie", they are the devil incarnate.
They've killed millions more than Nazis. [deleted]
I'm not talking about the past, because there have been lots of historical massacres by many different political adherents, nations, religions, races, whatever. I replied to a comment about present day Republicans calling left-leaning Americans "commies". I try not to deflect in order to attack someone like others do.