Subject: A Short (But Could Be True) Tale Of Our Times
Subject: A Short (But Could Be True) Tale Of Our Times
A Russian soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt, I'll explain later.” The nun agreed. A moment later two military police ran up and asked: “Sister, have you seen a soldier?” The nun replied, “He went that way.” After the military police ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, “I can't thank you enough, Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Ukraine.” The nun said, “I understand completely.” The soldier added, “I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!” The nun replied, “If you had looked a little higher, you would've seen a great pair of balls too. I don't want to go to Ukraine either."
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I don't normally comment on the war in Ukraine, but this was sent to me in an email by my brother, so I thought it was worth sharing with the NT members (if it doesn't get censored by the powers that be).
That's hilarious...you have made my day..🤣🤣🇦🇺🇺🇦
Maybe only people in the Eastern Hemisphere think this was funny.
You may not hear much laughter for a while.
Morning..lose your sense of humour and you are stuffed...