10 Ways To Cope When An Election Doesn't Go Your Way
Wherever your political loyalties lie, you were probably disappointed in the result of the most recent election. After all, you weren't crowned king and placed in a position to impose your own personal desires on the whole of mankind. Bummer!
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Wherever your political loyalties lie, you were probably disappointed in the result of the most recent election. After all, you weren't crowned king and placed in a position to impose your own personal desires on the whole of mankind. Bummer!
Here are some tips to cope with a disappointing election:
- If your name is Beto O'Rourke, stop running: Read the room, guy.
- Ask your therapist to rock you gently to sleep while you suck your thumb: Like a boss.
- Burn down an entire city block: Election rage falls under the first amendment. You can't be arrested!
- Eat 5 whole cheesecakes: Food makes the pain go away.
- Dance around an altar and cut yourself so that Baal will hear your cries: Seems about as effective as ranting about the election on TikTok.
- Watch the Notebook: WHAT DO YOU WANT? You want Ryan Gosling. Just admit it.
- Hold up a fake severed head of your political opponent and then take a picture of it: This won't backfire at all.
- Claim you won anyways: Boom! Checkmate.
- Storm something: Like a Capitol.
- Move to Canada, but not really: Threatening to move will make people feel your pain.
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LOL. We both posted articles on coping with elections - but mine is serious.
This one is more practical since I don’t have any Ben Wa balls.
Never heard of them and had to do a search - I don't get why you think Ben Wa balls have anything whatsoever with the article I had posted, but I guess you know more about them than I do.
11. Hunt down and hang the Vice President.
Only if you are a leftist. If you are on the right the Democrat FBI and DOJ will hunt your ass down no matter how long it takes ; and how many resources they need to divert. Leftists will be released within 12 hours of capture with a lollipop and an apology (sorry they ran out of crayons and coloring books during the Summer of Love mostly peaceful protests.)
We can still recall the DC riots when Trump was elected.
I still recall the DC riot when Trump was un-elected.
Uh, no.
Speak for yourself.