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Subject: Your Financial Lesson for Today

  

Category:  The Lighter Side/ Humor

By:  buzz-of-the-orient  •  2 years ago  •  5 comments

Subject: Your Financial Lesson for Today

Subject: Your Financial Lesson for Today

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2 QUARTERS or a DOLLAR BILL

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer,

'This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.'

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other,

then calls the boy over and asks, 'Which do you want, son?'

The boy takes the quarters and leaves the dollar.

'What did I tell you?' said the barber. 'That kid never learns!'

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy

coming out of the ice cream store & says ;

'Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?'

The boy licked his cone and replied, 'Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!'

 


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Buzz of the Orient
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1  author  Buzz of the Orient    2 years ago

Another good one emailed to me by my brother.

 
 
 
Vic Eldred
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1.1  Vic Eldred  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @1    2 years ago

Good one and very profound when it comes to this place.

 
 
 
Just Jim NC TttH
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2  Just Jim NC TttH    2 years ago

jrSmiley_10_smiley_image.gif Good way to start the day! Thanks for sharing Buzz.

 
 
 
Kavika
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3  Kavika     2 years ago

Good one.

 
 
 
Mark in Wyoming
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4  Mark in Wyoming     2 years ago

yep was always agood one , way i heard it though the kid added that if he took the dollar he wouldnt get the quarter ice cream every day , and he wouldnt be able to save up the other quarter for that new bike he wanted ....

 
 

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