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Did I read that sign right?  

  

Category:  The Lighter Side/ Humor

By:  buzz-of-the-orient  •  last year  •  11 comments

Did I read that sign right?  


Did I read that sign right?    


                         TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.  
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In a Laundromat:  
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT.  
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In a London department store:  
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS...  
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In an office:  
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN.  
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In an office:  
AFTER TEA BREAK, STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD.  
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Outside a second-hand shop:  
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?  
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Notice in health food shop window:  
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS...  
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Spotted in a safari park:  
(I sure hope so.)  
ELEPHANTS, PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR.  
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Seen during a conference:  
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR.  
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Notice in a farmer's field:  
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.  
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Message on a leaflet:  
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS.  
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On a repair shop door:  
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK.)  
Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?
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Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife  
And Daughter  
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.  
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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says  
Really? Ya' think?  
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers  
Now that's taking things a bit far!  
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over  
What a guy!     
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death  
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!  
 
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant     
See if that works better than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope for Peace  
I can see where it might have that effect!  
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile  
Ya' think?!  
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures  
Who would have thought!  
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide  
They may be on to something!  
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges  
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?          
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge  
He probably IS the battery charge!  
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group  
Weren't they fat enough?!  
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft  
That's what he gets for eating those beans!  
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks  
Do they taste like chicken?  
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half  
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!  
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors  
Boy, are they tall!  
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And the winner is...  
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead  
Did I read that right?  
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Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
1  author  Buzz of the Orient    last year

ENJOY!!!   Another one emailed to me by my brother.  

 
 
 
TTGA
Professor Silent
1.1  TTGA  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @1    last year

You might recognize this one Buzz, since you're the one who originally put it up.

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Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
1.1.1  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  TTGA @1.1    last year

Yep, it's better than any of the ones on the list I posted.

 
 
 
MrFrost
Professor Guide
2  MrFrost    last year

256

 
 
 
MrFrost
Professor Guide
3  MrFrost    last year

256

 
 
 
shona1
Professor Quiet
4  shona1    last year

Evening...they are brilliant...🤣🤣

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
4.1  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  shona1 @4    last year

Well when it comes to signs, this one is within walking distance of where I live...

800

But I always liked this one...

800

 
 
 
Just Jim NC TttH
Professor Principal
5  Just Jim NC TttH    last year

Thanks Buzz...........jrSmiley_10_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
5.1  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Just Jim NC TttH @5    last year

You're welcome.  The site needs more fun stuff and less political nastiness aimed at each other.

 
 
 
Snuffy
Professor Participates
6  Snuffy    last year

I love signs... 

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Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
6.1  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Snuffy @6    last year

LOL

 
 

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