Fugitive Trump’s attempt to flee to Mexico thwarted by big wall
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EL PASO – Recently indicted steak salesman Donald J Trump attempted to flee to Mexico early this evening in order to escape charges awaiting him in NYC, but found it impossible to make it to the other side of the border due to the presence of a large wall.
“I just… I just can’t clear the thing,” said a panting Trump after his 6th attempt to climb up the wall failed. “Why did we put this stupid, beautiful ya gotta admit, wall here again?”
“I mean no one could make it over this thing,” he added as 10 farmworkers from Juarez climbed it on their way home for the night.
Trump put his plans to flee in place after being advised he was likely to be indicted last week. He obtained a fake Mexican passport listing his name as Donaldo MS-13 Rodriguez and was carrying a duffel bag of Pesos, although he had exchanged his dollars for Dominican Pesos by mistake.
Originally the plan was to cross at a regular border checkpoint but that plan went awry when his fake mustache fell off, he said he was a “yuge fan” of Selma Hayek and the Secret Service agents he was traveling with called him “Mr. President.” That’s when Trump decided to try the climb.
“It’s too bad we built this massive wall that stretches the entire border,” sighed Trump as Jared and Trump Jr. eyed each other nervously while attempting not to look at the massive gap in the wall a few hundred yards down.
“Screw it, I’ll just flip on everyone,” he added before slumping down to the ground.
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Now that y'all over the shock it would behoove the american public to rapidly develop a sense of humor else y'all going to rip each other to partisan shreds. Y'all are going to need to laugh louder than the likes of Putin, Xi, Kim and a host of other rotters.
Why didn't he just fly his big, beautiful plane over the wall?
Shhh....
That's Plan B.
He's gonna fly home to Russia.
Weight restrictions on golden toilets?
The sky was full with 99 luftballons.
He has a helicopter, too. All rich beasts have one. That would be easier than his jet....he'll just have to ditch the toilets
Why fly? Just drive around where the wall isn't since they stopped construction.
he can shit out of an open door, as long as somebody holds onto his necktie...
gee, I guess mexico ran out of money to pay for it...
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LOL, he couldn't fit through the hole in the wall either.
Brothers Osborne
"It Ain't My Fault "
Strange that he just doesn't fly over the wall since he is known among the indigenous people of the Americas as ''Walking Eagle''..Oh, that's right it's Walking Eagle since he is too full of shit to fly.
Lock him up!
Lock him up!
Lock him up!!
Lock him up!!!
Lock him up!!!
And throw away the fucking key.
Butt let's wait until he gets convicted....