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NDN For The Donald, America's Best Hope

  

Category:  The Lighter Side/ Humor

Via:  kavika  •  9 years ago  •  33 comments

NDN For The Donald, America's Best Hope

Much is being said about Donald Trump, both for and against.

The one thing that can be said, is that he has stirred up the GOP. And I believe that is a good thing. The rest of thepretenders are milk toast. They provide as much excitement as watching paint dry.

Rick Perry dropped out of the race yesterday. Thank goodness for that, I couldn't stand to see him forget statements that he made.

Jindal, Walker and Christie have done a lot, most of it destroying the economy of their respective states.

Cruz, are you kidding me, he's not even American. (please produce your birth certificate El Cubano de Canada)

Jeb Bush, are you kidding. Are we setting up a monarchy in the U.S.?

Ben Carson, great surgeon but a know nothing aboutanything else.

Did I forget anyone. Yeah I probably did, mostly because they are very forgettable.

That brings me back to ''The Donald''..I mean with a name like ''The Donald'' it reminds me of great people like, The Duke, or the Brown Bomber, real Americans.

The Donald's new book, ''Women As Furniture or Arm Candy, Your Choice'' A best seller among the unenlighted, now there is a man's man.

The Donald attended a pricey military school, and yes folks it was the same as being in the military in a combat zone...What a Warrior he is. We needThe Donaldto lead us into more unjustified wars.

The Donald on religion. ''I worship at the alter of money''...What a guy.

The Donald on illegal immigration, ''I'll build a wall so high it will make your head spin''. What more can you ask from our next President.

The Donald on getting ahead in America....Sue'em and screw'em. It's the American way. A man after my own heart.

The Donald's choice of DOE chief...Sarah (I can see Russia from my front porch) Palin. What an outstanding choice she is. Never having read a book. Resigning midway through her term as governor of Alaska. Having her own reality show. Now that's a DOE chief that I can vote for.

The Donald on China. I'll bring them to their knees, no one screws with ''The Donald''. China demands payment on the debt we own them. American todders on the brink of bankruptcy..The Donald files for chapter 11 or 7, for America. Now that's my kind of guy, don't take shit from anyone.

The Donald on taxes...Tax the middle class and poor out of existence. We need more illegals, they work cheaper...WOW, I just love that proposal.

And that my friends, is why I love, ''The Donald'', a true American patriot.


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Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     9 years ago

Vote Trump, a true ''American Patriot''.

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Expert
link   Perrie Halpern R.A.    9 years ago

Kavika! Finally someone brave enough to understand the true Donald and his goals for the USA. Bravo!

You know yesterday, I actually heard "The Donald" say on the news, that he heard that Ben Carson, "Might be... just might be a decent surgeon". Now while I think the good doctor doesn't have the qualifications to run, he is probably the best pediatric neurologic surgeon in the world. He is so amazing, that they made an entire TV series called "Gifted Hands". The Donald must be living under a rock, or thinks that he has the qualifications to be neurosurgeon.. Heck according to him, he created civilization as we know it today with his contributions like "The Apprentice".

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     9 years ago

There are just so many over rated neurosurgeon's...He should be doing something important, like flipping burgers at McDonald's.

He has, in addition to ''The Apprentice'', contributed to the greatness of America with ''Trump Towers'', a couple of helicopters, 3 or 4 wives, not tomention his expertise in bankruptcy.

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Expert
link   Perrie Halpern R.A.    9 years ago

He has, in addition to ''The Apprentice'', contributed to the greatest of America with ''Trump Towers'', a couple of helicopters, 3 or 4 wives, not tomention his expertise in bankruptcy.

And a book or two about how to make a few million and then lose it... remember "The Art of the Deal". He fell flat on his face, right after that.

And why does he speak as if he's trying to eat his mouth? Those lips are everywhere and he is always baring his teeth.. and he needs some teeth whitening...he can afford it... he has ALL the money. LOL!

 
 
 
1stwarrior
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link   1stwarrior    9 years ago

Can we really make it through the next 14 months of continual BS from all sides?????Grin.gif

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     9 years ago

More Trumpism's....On Jeb Bush.

''The man is so dumb that he couldn't manage a one car funeral''...You go boy!!!Smile.gif

The Donald on the mythical state of Jefferson.

I'm going to buy that place, throw out all those nuts cases, damn rural people don't need no state. I'm going to built a golf course thereso great that it'll make your head spin. Lake Shasta will be a water hazard on the 13th hole.

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     9 years ago

''We have only just begun''....It's a song that ''The Donald'' is going to use as his theme song 1st.

 
 
 
XXJefferson51
Senior Guide
link   XXJefferson51    9 years ago
Interesting expression of hatred and contempt for rural people and flyover Americans. Plenty of other rural people have their own states and they are very fine states. Jefferson will be a great one.
 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     9 years ago

LOL, I missed the show Feronia. Love the line though...

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     9 years ago

XX, I live in a fly over state and in an area more rural than you can imagine.

Nice try, but once again...FAIL.Smile.gif

Don't you get tired of making the fool of yourself XX?

 
 
 
XXJefferson51
Senior Guide
link   XXJefferson51    9 years ago
I'm not the one here doing that.
 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     9 years ago

Maybe in your mind XX. But your comment speaks for itself.

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Expert
link   Perrie Halpern R.A.    9 years ago

I saw it... it was a hoot.

1st, The Donald provides so much good material that it's hard to use it. I mean just his ugly cracks are a stand-up's dream.

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     9 years ago

I'm looking forward to seeing more and more of this. It's a late night comedian's dream.

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     9 years ago

Being a strong Trumpet, I'm sure that he can fool the fools for well into next year.

Then, onward to the throne..Smile.gif

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     9 years ago

Court Jesters and Village Idiots, what a combo..LOL

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     9 years ago

Power, Feronia. I think that Trump would revel in being called the most powerful man/leader in the free world.

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     9 years ago

Never fear Feronia, it's a ''magic carpet'', immune to change.Smile.gif

 
 
 
XXJefferson51
Senior Guide
link   XXJefferson51    9 years ago
And yet you are the one derailing your own seed with a gratuitous pot shot at where another member lives that has nothing to do with your seed.
 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     9 years ago

XX, if you read the article and understand it, you'll figure out that I didn't derail my own seed. Pot shots were taken through out.

It's called satire, which shows up in the tags.

Stop digging XX, you are in over your head.

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     9 years ago

LOL, my man, ''The Donald'' is on a roll..Go T-rump.

 
 

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