Ukraine Hires Dylan Mulvaney As New Spokesperson
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KYIV — In a shocking move, Ukraine announced today that they have hired trans influencer Dylan Mulvaney as their official military spokesperson.
Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky announced the decision at a press conference today, stating, "In these trying times, we need a professional like Dylan to come in and be the face of Ukraine. He's someone that people unanimously respect after seeing how he masterfully handled his role as a Bud Light brand ambassador. Speaking of which, Bud Light is now the official beer of the Ukrainian army."
Mulvaney has committed to handling one of the most critical geopolitical crises of our time by making disturbing TikTok videos about how little girls love Abrams tanks. "On day 400 of being a girl, I discovered my love for F-16 fighter jets," said Mulvaney. "Yay for being a girl and yay for cluster munitions!"
Zelensky said that he hopes that such a well-beloved and highly respected person like Mulvaney will help to unify the world behind Ukraine. "We recognize that the war has become polarizing and controversial," said Zelensky. "We believe a deranged trans influencer is the best person on the planet to update the world on what your billions of dollars are doing for Ukraine's military. Welcome aboard, Dylan!"
In response to the buzz surrounding his appointment, Mulvaney has posted a video announcing that he's about to make Ukraine the "next Bud Light".
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This is not only not funny but it's pretty sad and shameful.
Talk about "living rent free" in the minds of people. The right wing obsession with this person is stunning.
This seed was posted by request from a "left winger".... Thank you for your comment.
Uh huh. Was it written by a left-winger? Was it published on a left-wing website?
I don't know the ideology of the writer.
It was published on a satire site.
Again, thanks for your comments...
Considering the intent is clearly to ridicule trans Americans and to undermine American support for Ukraine, the political persuasion and the probable nationality of the author seems pretty obvious...
Why not take it a step further?..... lol
A satire site with a particular ideology.
And?...
Every time you say people don’t understand satire, it’s as silly as the first time. Understanding satire has nothing to do with my comment.
The many times you have rushed to defend this satire only reinforces my point. Apparently, I live in your head rent-free just as much as Dylan Mulvaney lives rent-free in the minds of the reactionary Right.
And so in my initial comment about the right wing, I was correct. It’s right wing satire.
I made one comment about the subject of the satire. I’m allowed to do that. If you want to be in a bubble, then stick to private groups.
Nearly every comment you’ve made on this seed has been in objection to my comment. You are far more interested in fighting me than you are in the seed. You could have just ignored my comment.
I responded to the seed.
You responded to me. So, follow your own advice.
ROFL. Ok,I’ll bite oh, mover of goalposts. Which part was false?
I remember. Which part of it is false?
How is it false?
I didn’t say anything about you in that comment, so who you know or don’t know is irrelevant to your claim that I wrote something false.
So I’ll challenge you to support your claim again: What did I write in that comment that was false? And explain how it was false.
Personally, I try not to think of them at all.
Scurrilous? Who talks like that? LOL. OK, here ya go.
Bud Light and Nike face conservative backlash over partnerships with trans influencer Dylan Mulvaney
Tomi Lahren says conservatives will keep boycotting Bud Light until it 'acknowledges' the mistake it made with Dylan Mulvaney - as sales tumble 26 percent
Dylan Mulvaney Breaks Silence After Conservative Backlash Over Bud Light Partnership
US conservatives boycott Bud Light after transgender partnership
Conservative backlash against Bud Light continues following Mulvaney partnership
And just a few from this site:
Anheuser-Busch Down $5B In Value Amid Dylan Mulvaney Bud Light Controversy
Biden Invites Dylan Mulvaney To The White House
Raytheon Unveils New Dylan Mulvaney-Branded Patriot Missile
Then have some more. Because it’s not one event and it’s not one company. This has been ongoing:
Dylan Mulvaney doesn’t deserve your transphobic abuse
And of course today, we have new satire from the conservative website Babylon Bee, months after the Bud Light thing.
So yeah, in my opinion, the right wing is obsessed with Dylan Mulvaney. You are free to disagree, but it’s an opinion based on evidence, which I have provided. My opinion can’t be false.
They gave him a special can with his face on it. What's so nuts about that? It's not like they were trying to sell special cans everywhere.
I vehemently disagree since various states have spend so much time passing legislation on various anti-LGBTQA+ issues.
Millions of social conservatives get angry about what one individual does with their own body, that doesn’t affect them - and you think the people who object to that are unhinged?
This hate for people who are different is so sad and shameful. I just don't understand this and never will.
The completely not funny satire site
Aaaaannndddd . . . You're back! Back to that old straw man that any of this conversation has ever been about the satire.
While people of Ukraine are used to hiring people with mental disorders. Hunter Biden for example. I still think this even stretches satire.
I'm stunned that people think a current war where hundreds of thousands of people have been killed is a good subject for "satire".