Hello, Fellow Lipschitz, Welcome to my Potty Cast, where Tooth Is Not the Tooth. It is all SHAT! Not The Truth
My Fellow News Stalkers . communists, "Truth is Not the Truth"! It is twisted SHAT. So, STFU!
Listen up, Leotards, especially if THE tooth comes directly from our beloved, Orange Baboon's Mighty' Orifices.
As Lincoln once said, before he was shot in the head:
"The World will little note what we said here, but it can never forget that I got C H E E R E D here, not jeered, as a nation HERO!"
(Or words, not remotely similar).
We live, my Fellow Snooze Stalkers .com LIVE, thrive, and drive in a new twisted sister's reality, where "LIES ARE NOT LIES", they are a new truth.
The very anal ammunition we need if we are ever to become true "Truth Slayers" and kick weak, limp-wrest Liberal Bunny Rabbits out of our "manly" Evil-Genital Kristians Nation of Right-Wingers Only.
No damn "Swingers".
The only swinger should be Mike Pence, that cootie-infested "dizzy, sissy" who refused to "Save Mur-ree-KKK-Land from Demon-crates"!
Write that down in your "Book of Wiz-Dumb", on sale at all "Hustler Magazine" stores, anywhere in "Mur-ree-kkk-land".
Amen, Brother Ben!
I have been there, nearly every day since it opened, with my gal, "Hand-Job", Lauren Boebert, Congress Woman, and former "Call Girl".
We be thinkin' about gettin' it on. You know what I'm talkin' about.
Boebert is my guiding light to this here, new Mur-ree-KKK-land!
Amen to that!
Things have got to change, Brothers & Sistas of the "Corn Hole De-Generation", and change fast, before everyone will be wrapped in Depends, like "Dirty Diaper Donnie"!
And that ain't KOSHER!
GUNS are the new paths to fame, fortune, and a slimmer, tighter, less congested Mureekkka!
If not, the LEFT LEANDING LIBERALS will gobble up our place in history and relegate, regulate, and regurgitate our place to a trailer park.
And History will snub us, blot us out.
So, sharpen your tongue, get your cache of lethal weapons stockpile beefed up, and let the "FUN BEGIN"!
It is way, way, far past time for the "Dumb, Unwashed Masses of Dirty Diaper Donnie's Trained Asses" to rise up and tear down this Freakin' Frackin' Sissified Country.
We are being forced to demolish SHAT that we did not build up.
Whereas, our SHAT is the best shat in the world, or so I am told by my SHAT expert DJT.
Donnie is the super trooper/pooper who has the withal to take back Mur-ree-KKK-a from limp-wristed East Coast Liberals, Demon-Crates.
It is as simple as that, Jack!
Can I get an Amen, Brothers, and Sisters of the Corn Hole Degenerations?
You know who I is talkin' to!
You Right-Wing Nuts playing that damnable "Devil's Game", CORNHOLE, 24/7/365 when you ought to be out lookin' fer a job that don't exist.
My Fair-Weather, Fellow Jerk-Wads, this is our moment to lift up "Dirty Diaper Donnie", and return him to the White House, instead of keeping him locked up in the Mars-Lard-Go's rickety, stench-ridden, secret document hidden OUTHOUSE, where he is wont to chain himself to a wall as he sits upon his gold throne and denigrate the FBI, the Attorney General, and Democrats.
So, my fellow lickers, send Money, Honey, to billionaire Donnie J. Trump. He is a billionaire and you ain't.
Donnie needs your'in money to do his bidding fer you, and, of course, Horse, to pay his ever-accelerating LEGAL fees.
(Please, do not let me down, or I will be forced to denounce you on Truth Social!)
Without "Donnie", we are just low-life shatters, spewing our hard-earned cash at Casinos, and online gambling venues, when we should be out there Burning Books !
Must I tell you ever damn thing?
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Many of you, OK, all of you don't know that I am a psychic, in addition to a PSYCHO, which took years of study, humiliation, shunning, and no sex to achieve.
So, I arse you, will you save your Demi-GOD, the Orange Wildebeest, by making your donation, right this damn minute?
T-Rump Bone Spur has been quoted many times when he told FOX TV FAKE NEWS commentators, "All I really have is BULL SHIT!"
Mammas Don't Let Your Maga-Loons grow up to be LIBERALS!
Answer to your question: NO
Shouldn't it be the other way around?
Sending MONEY to a Billionaire?
That CON MAN, ARSE WIPE should be sending MONEY to you!
YES
NO
YES
Really, "How Stupid Can Stupid Be"?
Don't give Trump another CHANCE to destroy our country. He has publicly stated that if he is re-elected he would tear up the CONSTITUTION, execute General Miley, and PARDON the "Rif Raf" who attacked the Capital Building.
That STUPID?
"Stupid is as stupid does" (Forrest Gump)
I can't.
YES
And that's as far as I'm going at this time. It's 10 p.m. here, I'm tired, and I'm going to bed. Good night or morning as the case may be.
Thank you, that was great.
It's 11 am, here!
BIDEN may be old, but TRUMP is CRAZY!
It is time for former CONFEDERATE states to accept the reality they LOST the Civil War, had Lincoln murdered, created the KKK, promoted segregation in the South and Southwest, hung and murdered Black Americans freely, and, to this day call themselves CHRISTIANS.
What part of the Bible are you quoting?
The New Testament about Jesus's Teaching?
Or, the murderous, hate-filled Old Testament written by who knows?
Many of us agree with your astute assessment of The Donald.
We usually smile (and maybe even chuckle) when we read the academic articles that you publish.
Trump, of course, IS full of shit, butt Trump supporters just keep lapping his bullshit up and regurgitating it all over the Internet.
Butt what I find amusing is observing how the idiotic Trumpanzees react to your articles.
It knocks them the fuck out!
You mean, MAGA LOONS are throwing up Donnie Shat that he just spewed. How rude! T-Rump Bone gives them all he's got.
And they throw it all away. No wonder he is losing!
When Jesus, said to me, "Go forth and Spew the Good Word", I obeyed but it was not as effective as "Dirty Diaper Donnie's" orations. I was talking from my ARSE.
It muffles the sound, no one can hear you. They just stone you. But, thank GOD, I like to get "stoned".
If you are troubled, and down, call out my name and I will blow you up!
Oh, that is LOVELY.
I needed a shot of bourbon with that post. By the way, that is my son in the photo. Looks just like his daddy! Don't you stink, er, I mean think?
"News Talker" Fellow Fiends, I don't want to BEG, but I will. I will grovel, get down on my knees, without kneepads, if I have to...which, it seems, I must, always do it to get you to "lick my post".
Is that too much to ass of you? LICK MY POST, please fiends. What are fiends for?
If you don't lick this riveting, much-maligned EPISTLE, STFU. I don't either. I only do this to "Ed-U-Ma-KKK-you".
After balls, I am a part-time Moron and a full-time Idiot. You should be grateful that I share my Wiz Dumb with you, Corn Hollers.
Send just $8.00 per month and I, Jonathan Lipschitz, "Doctored" will do your THINK FER YOU!"
Respond, or I will have my folks drop off a Semi-Truck load of "Trump Shat" on your front door stoop. The stench will knock your house down with it "Huffy & Blowing".
So get on it! Trump needs "WIPERS" and you can become one.
PS:
Don't say anything to CB, he is sensitive about this subject.
Have you NOTICED that the leadership in the Republican Party is largely composed of low-function Right Wing politicians with one hand in the cash register and the other one in their nose?
Jim "Jockstrap" Jordan, is a failed attorney who has never passed the BAR EXAM.
Lauren Boebert, a former "Call Girl" currently running a muck in the House of Congress, when not giving hand-jobs in a theater, is a disgrace.
It took this dunce three times to get her GED. She is a High School dropped out that could make more money as a Call Girl than a high school student working part-time as a hand-washer in a Gay Bar.
Call Girls do well in the Republican Party.
Boebert has had numerous DUI's, as many or more than her husband, who came to FAME twice and been ARRESTED for that little, bitty, trivial, bump in his career: "Exposing" himself in PUBLIC.
One of those charges was for "EXPOSING himself to CHILDREN".
Lauren was also a waitress, and bartender, in addition to being a CALL GIRL!
MARGOIE TAYLOR GREEN is another piece of work.
Known in Republican Circle Jerks, as "Three-Toe Neanderthal Woman/Man" is currently "Banging" the Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy.
She is known for trying to enter "The Scared Halls of Congress" with a handgun. She is also known for not wearing underwear while in Congress, crossing and uncrossing her legs in direct eyesight of Kevin.
George Santos (If that is his real name) is wanted in Brazil for FRAUD, which makes him an ideal Republican candidate for public office.
Currently, he is under investigation for FRAUD, Lying to Congress, Lying to Voters, Lying about his education, and lying about Corporations that he never worked for, or even entered their office.
Presently, he is Senator Mendez (NJ) (D) publicly because he, too is facing criminal charges and is being asked to resign by a few of his peers.
The lovely, but still warm, Paul Gozar, (R) (NV) is a supporter of the KKK, White Nationalist Party, and leans toward the Neo Nazi Party of Half Wits.
Paul is so inappropriate for public office anywhere in America that all the members have publicly gone on the record asking people "NOT to VOTE" for their brother. He is not well in the head, but is well, in the other end.
Fellow, News Talkers.com Fiends, we are looking inside the ANUS of the REPUBLICAN PARTY and witnessing a "SHIT STORM" every Freakin' Fracken' day.
VOTE REPUBLICANS OUT OF OFFICE, NO ON RE-ELECTION, AND YES ON OUT OF OUR COUNTRY!
This has been another Raving Rant from Broke Back Mountain's MOUTHPIECE,
that lovely, but all run down Urialist, Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, "Doctored".
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