Texans Strangely Unconcerned About Global Day Of Jihad
S E E D E D C O N T E N T
SWEETWATER, TX — As the rest of the world sits on edge due to the leader of the terrorist organization Hamas calling for a global day of jihad, residents of the state of Texas seemed entirely unconcerned.
"Global day of what now?" asked native Texan Barry Windham as he wiped his freshly oiled AR-15 with a rag. "Not sure I'm familiar with that term. Out here, we don't really listen to all the stuff going on everywhere else. We'll let everyone else get all wrapped up in that. Anyway…you ever see what happens to a cantaloupe when you hit it dead-on from about 10 yards away?"
Citizens throughout Texas towns were seen calmly going about their normal business, enjoying the early fall sun, and showing absolutely no worry about the threat of radical Islamic terrorists striking at any moment. "Oh, I think they know better than that," said Stan Hansen with a smile as he loaded his 12-gauge shotgun with buckshot shells. "There's a reason you see that type of thing happen in places where folks aren't allowed to own massive arsenals that take up several rooms of their homes. Those terrorists may want to die, but they apparently don't want to die badly enough to come to Texas. We'll make it happen for 'em!"
At publishing time, no Texan had been found who was willing to provide an argument for being worried about any danger, with everyone instead opting to continue spending their time going from browsing at gun stores to visiting barbecue restaurants for lunch before going to shop at other gun stores.
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Two -fer Friday.....
Not much different from a lot of rural Southern Arizona.
The Day Of Rage appears not to have been an actual thing, at least not in the U.S.
It did create articles like this one though where gun lovers can pat themselves on the back about ...... something or other.
Exactly, Hamas can get some Americans to talk the talk but not walk the walk.
Sorry, I meant while Hamas can motivate some Americans to protest, they have failed to motivate them to conduct jihad.
Are you sure of that? LOL!
Hamas 'Day of Rage' protests break out in Middle East and beyond (msn.com)
Why can't people just understand a joke?
It's really not that difficult.
Maybe humor isn't part of their ideology.
It said something about Texas.
Some leftists lose their shit over anything related to Texas with alarming frequency.
And judging from the comments on this and other satire articles, many leftists just don't understand satire.
I've gotten the impression that the only acceptable satire site for the Left is The Onion, and this is what they think is "satire" and "funny" ...
Ask those who responded to #4.
It's only funny to some if they come up with it first!
The cartoon Greg Jones posted isn't a joke - it's the reality.
Well, I can understand it, but on the other hand it might not be just satire.
You sound disappointed.
Hamas was the originator, and they named it The Day of Jihad. Left wing media altered the name, needing to soften the Islamic terrorism intent to The Day of Rage.
I wonder why the media felt the need to "soften" it.
I guess it is hard to cheerlead for terrorists when their aims are so clear.
Best make it sound nothing like crazed terrorists' stance on things, eh?
Thanks for reminding me that left wing media and left-wingers on right wing media now refer to Hamas and Hezbollah as "militants" instead of Islamic terrorists.
I'll keep on just calling them what they are.
Many left-wingers seem enthralled with renaming things to suit their agendas.
Men. Women. Terrorists.
What's next?
(paraphrased) - Control the masses/language, control the truth. ~ George Orwell
We have seen attempts by this Administration to do exactly that.
It's shameful.
Well the Hamas cheerleading "Squad" is sure more than willing to give terrorists the old Sis Boom Bah cheer!
Timing is everything .....
I will point out in many places , many people are either getting ready to go hunting and practicing or have been hunting at least for the last month or so some states have early seasons , or are switching methods of hunting and will be doing so in some places well into december ...
hunters in the US are likely the largest callable standing army the world has ever seen .
Here deer season started early in mid September with the youth rifle hunt, then the early doe rifle season, now we are into the archery season until Nov. 15th then gun season opens which goes to Nov. 30th, then it's back to archery, then one week muzzle loading, then last the late doe gun season till the first week of Jan.
One thing, to save on ammo and make sure each shot counts, hunters are most all accomplished marksman/snipers.
I'm in Michigan, BTW.
the seasons opened here in mid August and like there will run through jan.
I already filled one of the tags i drew in the state resident draw , got my antelope on the 29th of sept , new rifle ( bolt action ) in a new calibre(6mm creed) , with a new scope , shot was 530 yrds ( thats 5 football fields ), and rifle combo is shooting 3 shot groups inside a 2 inch square at that range i still have 2 more draw tags to fill and 2 over the counter tags as well..
When does the 'Purge' start? Y'all seem to be hankering for one.
I suppose a "Day of Jihad" is preferable to you?
Oh darn, did I need to insert a /S?
Do you know how?
apparently
I see no evidence to support that theory.
What theory? Careful, you're digging a deep hole.
Follow along, I am confident you'll get it soon.
You are so good at digging holes I may hire you.
I may have been hasty with my assessment in post 4.1.6.
I'll try to do better in the future and not ever assume that words are readily understood.
Whatever it takes to self-pamper your synapses.
Start? Seems to me that it's been ongoing for awhile now...
Seeing that fiction wants to become reality, when does it get sanctioned?
And by whom?..