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Bill Cosby Joins Hamas So Feminists Will Stop Condemning Him For Rape

  

Category:  Satire

Via:  krishna  •  last year  •  25 comments

By:   The Babylon Bee

Bill Cosby Joins Hamas So Feminists Will Stop Condemning Him For Rape
Please do not criticize my raping, which is a legitimate act of decolonization and resistance. Allahu Akbar. Thank you."

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PHILADELPHIA, PA — Former comedy legend and prolific rapist Bill Cosby announced outside his home this week that he has officially joined the terrorist group Hamas in an apparent attempt to convince progressive feminists to stop criticizing his raping behavior.

"Those Hamas people... they rape, and they rape all the day long and the left-wing feminists still love them," said Cosby to reporters. "So now, I am a 'Hamas.' As-salamu alaykum. Please do not criticize my raping, which is a legitimate act of decolonization and resistance. Allahu Akbar. Thank you."

Cosby's former critics were quick to backtrack their criticism of his sexual predation upon hearing the news.


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Krishna
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1  seeder  Krishna    last year

Bill Cosby Joins Hamas So Feminists Will Stop Condemning Him For Rape

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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1.1  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Krishna @1    last year

Yeah, they can join the rest of the world's Hamas supporters, demonstrators. protesters and Jew haters in cheering on Hamas and their brutal primitive behaviour.  /s

 
 
 
Krishna
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2  seeder  Krishna    last year

Please do not criticize my raping, which is a legitimate act of decolonization and resistance. Allahu Akbar. Thank you."

 
 
 
Krishna
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3  seeder  Krishna    last year

In case it isn't obvious, this is satire. jrSmiley_4_smiley_image.png

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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3.1  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Krishna @3    last year

It is?  You could have fooled me.

 
 
 
Krishna
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3.1.1  seeder  Krishna  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @3.1    last year
It is?  You could have fooled me.

Well I do have a rather strange sense of humor. In fact I wasn't going to seed this because I thought no one here (or almost no one) could relate to it.

I think a pretty good at communicating online, and before posting something one of the things I consider is the audience. In this case I realized this might not appeal to many people but I though I'd chance it.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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3.1.2  Trout Giggles  replied to  Krishna @3.1.1    last year

One of the first pieces from the Babylon Bee that I found entertaining

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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4  Buzz of the Orient    last year

According to the movie "Schindler's List" which is based upon a true story, it was indicated that even the Nazis had a law forbidding even the kissing of a Jewish female, and in the movie Schindler was jailed for having done so.  Hamas are more vicious and depraved than even the Nazis were.  I was too young to know this, but were there supporters, protesters, demonstrators for the Nazis back then like there have been and are for Hamas these days?  

 
 
 
Kavika
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4.1  Kavika   replied to  Buzz of the Orient @4    last year
I was too young to know this, but were there supporters, protesters, demonstrators for the Nazis back then like there have been and are for Hamas these days?  

Yes, there were and they were called ''The Bund'' and they did not exist in just the NY area they were as far west as Oregon.

The American hero Charles Lindbergh was a Nazi supporter as was Henry Ford.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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4.1.1  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Kavika @4.1    last year

I did know about "The Bund" and knew of their rallies.  I recall seeing a picture of a huge indoor rally in NYC, but I didn't know whether there were marches, demonstrations and protests outdoors like there have been these days supporting Hamas.  I was also aware that Lindbergh and Henry Ford were Nazi supporters, and although I loved the first car I ever owned that my father bought for me as a surprise, I purposely would never after that own a car made by Ford.  The Nazis gave Ford a medal, he was a hero to them.

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Drinker of the Wry
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5  Drinker of the Wry    last year
as was Henry Ford.

Fortunately, that didn't stop him from building 8,685 B-24s,  282,352 jeeps, CG-4A gliders, etc.  Profits can trump politics.

 
 
 
Kavika
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5.1  Kavika   replied to  Drinker of the Wry @5    last year

If he had refused to build those weapons and continued to build cars, IMO Ford would not exist today and he never gave up being anti-Semitic I guess there was no profit in that.

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
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5.1.1  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  Kavika @5.1    last year

Maybe Ford was also a pacifist.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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5.2  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @5    last year

Maybe so, but he most likely wasn't as good a friend as he was for the Nazis.  After all, I'm sure he got that medal for more than sending his buddy Adolph a birthday card.

 
 
 
A. Macarthur
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6  A. Macarthur    last year

I have no love for Cosby, but the article source, The Babylon Bee is a conservative Christian news satire website that publishes satirical articles on topics including religion, politics, current events, and public figures. It has been referred to as a Christian or conservative version of The Onion.

I am looking for a fact check.

 
 
 
George
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7  George    last year

While i enjoy good satire as much as anyone, there is nothing funny about rape ever. 

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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7.1  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  George @7    last year

I agree with you, but consider the source of the article. 

 
 
 
George
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7.1.1  George  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @7.1    last year

I hope you and your beautiful bride had a wonderful Anniversary Sir! 

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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7.1.2  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  George @7.1.1    last year

Thank you, George.  We had a nice day yesterday, but waited until today for my wife's niece to return from a Thailand vacation to join us for lunch today - we will be going in a few minutes to a great restaurant downstairs to eat.  It is a non-spicy hot pot and the liquid is the most delicious tomato soup I've ever had so we have the restaurant put it in a container when we're through boiling and eating the lunch delicacies in it for us to take home and enjoy for a couple more days. 

Now, I hope that neither you nor I are deleted for being off topic.  

 
 
 
A. Macarthur
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7.2  A. Macarthur  replied to  George @7    last year

George! For once we are in agreement.

 
 

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