Dorks Of Nation Helpfully Identify Themselves By Wearing Solar Eclipse Glasses
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U.S. — Dorks across the nation have begun helpfully identifying themselves for the general populace by all wearing solar eclipse glasses.
"Oh, look honey, another huge dork," said local man Ben Williamson to his wife as they spotted another man with eclipse glasses. "Gosh, I had no idea there were so many giant dorks in this country!"
According to the dorks, the eclipse glasses are carefully crafted by the American Astronomical Society to keep away ultraviolet rays and anyone of the opposite sex. "It's very important to check that your solar eclipse glasses are certified as ISO 12312-2:2015," explained local dork Tommy Reese. "The glasses should also come with a certificate of conformity from the POCE laboratory, which you should keep with you in case anyone questions whether you are, in fact, a massive dork."
The dorks have reportedly begun traveling in packs, renting out houses along the path of the solar eclipse for little dork gatherings. "There are literally planes filled with dorks arriving in Arkansas for the eclipse," explained local woman Tanya Mason. "Our little town of 1,200 has been completely overrun with these dorks. It's like there's a dork migration happening."
At publishing time, a man who had forgotten his glasses had taken to holding up a sign reading, "HUGE DORK" with an arrow pointing to his face.
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Always with the name-calling as little to nothing gets a pass from some groups of people.
Groups? Sounds a little prejudicial...
Can't help how it sounds, but the groups of people should know who they are because of what they practice.
Agreed.
Groups don’t think, individuals do.
Group-think is a thing.
No, human brains don’t link automatically into a group.
So pretend you don't know what group-think is. Go ahead, I won't stop you .
I cannot even believe people voted for this piece of shit.
No doubt..
There are people defending her. People who apparently don't have a fucking clue how plate tectonics and orbits work.
Give dumbasses like them time and more seats in Congress, and they'll be sacrificing virgins to volcanoes.
You mean like people defending this leftist moron?
Or the people defending this other leftist moron? There are just so damn many leftist morons.
Oh look here is another leftist moron that people are defending,
Republicans had better start multiplying the number of their morons to compensate.
But, but, what about...?
Exactly, what about idiots on the other side?
People who are worried about Guam tipping over, apparently don't have a fucking clue how plate tectonics work.
This idiot thinks earthquakes are because of climate change
I saw video of an Orange Faced Pig looking at the last eclipse with NO protective eyewear !
So it didn't look like a dork?...
That's called a retard.
he was in the "does staring at the eclipse without eye protection cause brain damage?" control group...
Apparently I'm a dork, and damn proud of it
Meh, I am a dork, and?
I have a 10-pack of eclipse glasses and a filter for my cell phone, and I don't care who knows it.
Bold.
Nope. I'll just feel disappointed.
For those of you that can't get glasses
Some clouds but i got to see Pac-Man eat the Sun
great pictures. Today had something different to observe.