Report: perfectly possible to hate both of these Fucks


Category:  Satire

Via:  hallux  •  2 months ago  •  5 comments

By:   Staff - The Beaverton

Report: perfectly possible to hate both of these Fucks

S E E D E D   C O N T E N T

OTTAWA – A new report has confirmed it is quite possible, and in fact logical, to hate both   Pierre Poilievre   and   Justin Trudeau .

“Contrary to what Conservative partisans believe, we can criticize Poilievre for having the vibe of a guying standing behind the bully in an 80s movie while cozying up to the far-right even if we don’t think Trudeau is supes dreamy,” said Ian Standin of The Mooseton.

“And we can find Trudeau’s milquetoast pleas for restraint over a genocide he is actively supporting infuriating even if we don’t want to hand the country over to the Tories.”

Holding negative feelings towards both racist Milhouse Poilievre and smug twat Trudeau at the same time is a phenomenon that has astounded the nation’s political and media classes, despite it being possibly the only sane reaction to the events of the last few years.

“The media thinks choosing between Trudeau and Poilievre is like choosing between vanilla and chocolate milkshakes. But in reality it’s like choosing between a chocolate milkshake that went bad in 2019 and a milkshake that only looks like vanilla, but is in fact a witches brew of Calamine Lotion, Horseradish and Puss,” said undecided voter Miles Avatarforthepersonwritingthis.


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PhD Principal
1  seeder  Hallux    2 months ago

Come 2025 those of us in the Big White who opt to vote will have at least 6 "Fucks" to choose from. Our cousins would be well advised not to be jealous, more clowns only means more clowns.

Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
1.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  Hallux @1    2 months ago

I would like 6 fucks option

PhD Principal
1.1.1  seeder  Hallux  replied to  Trout Giggles @1.1    2 months ago

Would you now? Alas my Viagra collection use by date is 15/06/92.

Professor Principal
1.1.2  Kavika   replied to  Hallux @1.1.1    2 months ago


Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
1.2  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Hallux @1    2 months ago

There's no reason only the USA can have all the fun of having to vote for the least worst of the candidates.  


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