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No, JD Vance Did Not Say He Had Sex with Couch Cushions

  

Category:  News & Politics

Via:  krishna  •  5 months ago  •  21 comments

By:   Jordan Liles

No, JD Vance Did Not Say He Had Sex with Couch Cushions
A false online rumor about former U.S. President Donald Trump's running mate, a latex glove and couch cushions spawned a number of jokes and memes.

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Claim:   JD Vance wrote in his 2016 memoir about having sex with "an inside-out latex glove shoved between two couch cushions."

On July 15, 2024, X user @rickrudescalves posted (archived) that Republican U.S. Sen. JD Vance of Ohio wrote in his 2016 memoir, "Hillbilly Elegy: A Memoir of a Family and Culture in Crisis," about thrusting his penis into "an inside-out latex glove shoved between two couch cushions." The user created the post on the same day former U.S. President Donald Trump announced Vance as his 2024 vice-presidential running mate.

The user's post read, "can't say for sure but he might be the first vp pick to have admitted in a ny times bestseller to f***ing an inside-out latex glove shoved between two couch cushions (vance, hillbilly elegy, pp. 179-181)."

This rumor was false. Vance's memoir contained no such passage. Further, as KnowYourMeme.com  reported, @rickrudescalves — who later protected his account so only followers could see his posts — "signaled that he was joking when he followed up the tweet with the  Go on the Internet and Tell Lies  meme."


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Krishna
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1  seeder  Krishna    5 months ago

Claim:   JD Vance wrote in his 2016 memoir about having sex with "an inside-out latex glove shoved between two couch cushions."

On July 15, 2024, X user @rickrudescalves posted (archived) that Republican U.S. Sen. JD Vance of Ohio wrote in his 2016 memoir, "Hillbilly Elegy: A Memoir of a Family and Culture in Crisis," about thrusting his penis into "an inside-out latex glove shoved between two couch cushions."

The user created the post on the same day former U.S. President Donald Trump announced Vance as his 2024 vice-presidential running mate.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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1.1  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Krishna @1    5 months ago

Why would a hillbilly use a latex glove and cushions.  He probably has a sister. 

 
 
 
Krishna
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2  seeder  Krishna    5 months ago

The user's post read, "can't say for sure but he might be the first vp pick to have admitted in a ny times bestseller to f***ing an inside-out latex glove shoved between two couch cushions (vance, hillbilly elegy, pp. 179-181)."

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
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2.1  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  Krishna @2    5 months ago
f***ing an inside-out latex glove shoved between two couch cushions

Good for him, practicing safe sex.

 
 
 
Krishna
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2.1.1  seeder  Krishna  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @2.1    5 months ago
Good for him, practicing safe sex.

Well, there are two sides to every coin (to coin a phrase!)

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
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2.1.2  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  Krishna @2.1.1    5 months ago
Well, there are two sides to every coin

Yes, some enjoy head and tail.  

 
 
 
Krishna
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3  seeder  Krishna    5 months ago

This rumor was false. Vance's memoir contained no such passage.

Further, as  KnowYourMeme.com   reported, @rickrudescalves — who later protected his account so only followers could see his posts — "signaled that he was joking when he followed up the tweet with the    Go on the Internet and Tell Lies   meme."

Some people will believe anything (no matter how absurd) if they wee it posted on the Internet! jrSmiley_5_smiley_image.png

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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3.1  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Krishna @3    5 months ago

Not so sure they would "wee" it - I think some people call that appendage to a man's body a "wee-wee", and that could also mean to take a piss. 

 
 
 
JohnRussell
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4  JohnRussell    5 months ago
The user's post read, "can't say for sure but he might be the first vp pick to have admitted in a ny times bestseller to f***ing an inside-out latex glove shoved between two couch cushions (vance, hillbilly elegy, pp. 179-181)." This rumor was false.

Glad they cleared that up. The rumor was becoming disconcerting. 

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
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4.1  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  JohnRussell @4    5 months ago
Glad they cleared that up. The rumor was becoming disconcerting. 

Now if we could only do the same with Trump’s ear.

 
 
 
Krishna
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4.1.1  seeder  Krishna  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @4.1    5 months ago
Now if we could only do the same with Trump’s ear.

Indeed!

Unfortunately, for some reason, that one has been much harder to eradicate-- many people seem to enjoy that one-- for reasons I can never understand!

 
 
 
Hal A. Lujah
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4.1.2  Hal A. Lujah  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @4.1    5 months ago

Easy peasy!  Take off the bandage.  Done and done.

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
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4.1.3  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  Hal A. Lujah @4.1.2    5 months ago

I’m not voting for Trump.  I despise Trump. I don’t obsess about Trump.

Do yourself a mental health favor.

 
 
 
Hal A. Lujah
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4.1.4  Hal A. Lujah  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @4.1.3    5 months ago

Are you afraid to see what’s under the bandage?  Sure seems like it.

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
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4.1.5  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  Hal A. Lujah @4.1.4    5 months ago
Are you afraid to see what’s under the bandage?  

Not at all.I won’t be surprised if the injury is minimal.

I have no idea why this is a major issue to you.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
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4.1.6  JohnRussell  replied to  Hal A. Lujah @4.1.4    5 months ago

Unless you brush everything Trump does or says off they accuse you of being obsessed with him. 

 
 
 
Hal A. Lujah
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4.1.7  Hal A. Lujah  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @4.1.5    5 months ago

I have no idea why this is a major issue to you.

Yes you do.  It is majorly scandalous to feign injury for political gain.  That is what is happening and you continue to act perplexed why this is a big deal.  Your inner maga is showing.

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
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4.1.8  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  Hal A. Lujah @4.1.7    5 months ago
 It is majorly scandalous to feign injury for political gain

Of course, why do you act surprised.

That is what is happening and you continue to act perplexed why this is a big deal.  

I’m perplexed after all of these years that you and others are surprised by Trump’s behavior.

Your inner maga is showing.

Your bias towards me is showing.

 
 
 
Krishna
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4.2  seeder  Krishna  replied to  JohnRussell @4    5 months ago
The rumor was becoming disconcerting.

I agree.

While of course there are always differences of opinions (and I'm sure there were many who actually found the rumour to be quite concerting-- probably many more  found it to be extremely disconcerting!

So I thought I'd post this (in a possibly futile) attempt to clear things up.

 
 
 
Krishna
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4.2.1  seeder  Krishna  replied to  Krishna @4.2    5 months ago
So I thought I'd post this (in a possibly futile) attempt to clear things up.

Why "possibly futile"?

Well while there are many 'net denizens who are open to reason, unfortunately there are also a few weirdos who populate the nether regions of the Internet.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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4.2.2  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Krishna @4.2.1    5 months ago

On the other hand it could be a fertile attempt, could it not?

 
 

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