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Trump Wins 3rd Election In A Row

  

Category:  Satire

Via:  gregtx  •  4 weeks ago  •  15 comments

Trump Wins 3rd Election In A Row
U.S. — The votes are in. The people have spoken. Donald J. Trump, the 45th President of the United States, has just won his third presidential election in a row.

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U.S. — The votes are in. The people have spoken. Donald J. Trump, the 45th President of the United States, has just won his third presidential election in a row.

While Electoral College votes are still yet to be ratified, Trump's victory marks an achievement attained by only two predecessors in American history: Franklin Delano Roosevelt and Gladys O'Brian, the 235th head of the Nappanee, Indiana Women's Commissioner Club.

"We did it, and no one has ever seen anything like it in the history of mankind, or maybe even the world," said an elated Trump to supporters. "Three elections in a row. We call that a HAT TRICK of elections. Very hard to do, no one's ever done it before, but we did. So incredible and very special."

US cities have not yet fallen into street warfare, rioting, and looting. The election results, however, have sparked a firestorm on X, where Democrats including AOC, Nanci Pelosi, Michelle Obama, and David French have publicly demanded a best-two-out-of-three election, winner-take-all.

Experts are already predicting that this unprecedented 3-election streak will lead to the deaths of several billion people from Nazis, climate change, and no abortions. Casualties in metropolitan areas and newsrooms across the country are reportedly mounting up already, as the entire staff of the New York Times died over three times in a row when they were forced to announce the news.

At publishing time, President-Elect Trump had assumed his shotgun seat in Garbage Truck One and headed back to his house in D.C.


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GregTx
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1  seeder  GregTx    4 weeks ago

512

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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1.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  GregTx @1    4 weeks ago

Are those supposed to be exploding heads or the bar scene in Star Wars?

 
 
 
GregTx
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1.1.1  seeder  GregTx  replied to  Trout Giggles @1.1    4 weeks ago

Exploding heads, a scene from the Kingsmen.

 
 
 
Tessylo
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1.1.2  Tessylo  replied to  Trout Giggles @1.1    4 weeks ago

Those are supposed to be our heads since the traitor won.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
1.1.3  Trout Giggles  replied to  GregTx @1.1.1    4 weeks ago

I need to re watch that movie

 
 
 
Tessylo
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1.1.4  Tessylo  replied to  Trout Giggles @1.1.3    4 weeks ago

I thought you meant Star Wars.  lol  

I loved the bar scene in the first one

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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1.1.5  Trout Giggles  replied to  Tessylo @1.1.4    4 weeks ago

I've had enough of Star Wars. Two kids will do that to you

 
 
 
MrFrost
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2  MrFrost    4 weeks ago

Um, presidents can only have two terms. He lost in 2020. 

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
2.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  MrFrost @2    4 weeks ago

LOL! It's satire. In trmp's mind it's the 3rd election he's won

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
2.2  Tessylo  replied to  MrFrost @2    4 weeks ago

We'll see about that when the dictator throws away term limits.

 
 
 
The Chad
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2.3  The Chad  replied to  MrFrost @2    4 weeks ago

He is never leaving office, In the Republic of Gilead a few things will be a little different.

 
 
 
Tessylo
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2.3.1  Tessylo  replied to  The Chad @2.3    4 weeks ago

How are they hanging BF?

 
 
 
MrFrost
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2.3.2  MrFrost  replied to  Tessylo @2.3.1    4 weeks ago

How are they hanging BF?

Yea, I think the same thing. 

 
 
 
Just Jim NC TttH
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2.3.3  Just Jim NC TttH  replied to  MrFrost @2.3.2    4 weeks ago

Then that makes you both wrong.

 
 
 
RU4Real
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3  RU4Real    4 weeks ago

" Garbage Truck One " jrSmiley_91_smiley_image.gif   The new GTO!!!

 
 

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