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Greenland Appoints Special Envoy to Greet Trump Delegation

  

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Via:  bob-nelson  •  4 days ago  •  5 comments

By:   Andy Borowitz

Greenland Appoints Special Envoy to Greet Trump Delegation



The American visitors will be greeted "the moment they step off the plane," a Greenlandic spokesman said

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original GREENLAND (The Borowitz Report)—The government of Greenland has named a special ambassador to greet members of the Trump administration when they visit the territory this week, a Greenlandic official announced on Tuesday.

The government spokesman, Hartvig Dorkelson, said that the newly-appointed ambassador will meet the American visitors "the moment they step off the plane."

"We know that members of this delegation are very interested in Greenland's natural resources," the spokesman said. "Thanks to our ambassador, they will have an encounter with Greenlandic nature that they won't soon forget."

According to the spokesman, the ambassador's plans for the visitors include lunch.


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Bob Nelson
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1  seeder  Bob Nelson    4 days ago

Munch, munch...

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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1.1  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Bob Nelson @1    3 days ago

LOL.  I knew what the ambassador was going to be before I even opened your article.  Canada could have done the same thing, but Canadians are too polite to insult a polar bear with gun-loving predators.  

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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2  Trout Giggles    4 days ago

I'm naming him Albert. The envoy needs to bring fresh fish for Albert

 
 
 
Bob Nelson
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2.1  seeder  Bob Nelson  replied to  Trout Giggles @2    4 days ago

That would be wise...

 
 
 
Hal A. Lujah
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3  Hal A. Lujah    4 days ago

I hope he likes Indian food.

 
 

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