Garden Giggles !!
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled.
The best way to garden is to put on a wide-brimmed straw hat
and some old clothes. And with a hoe in one hand and a cold
drink in the other, tell somebody else where to dig.
- Texas Bix Bender, Dont Throw in the Trowel
My wifes a water sign. Im an earth sign.
Together we make mud.
- Rodney Dangerfield
What do you get if you divide the circumference
of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi.
Why do cowboys always die with their boots on?
So they wont stub their toes when they kick the bucket.
What do you call a stolen yam?
A hot potato.
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill
except for learning how to grow in rows.
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I came across these, and thought since the end of the Gardening Season is right around the corner, I would share these. I hope you get a chuckle out of them ...
Good mathematics AND delicious as well ...
LOL...
A morning smile, thanks Nona.
You're welcome!!
"Laughter is the best medicine."
TREEmendous list.
Tough to LEAVE.
I'll ROOT for more.
Did you author this or is it a SEEDED article?
I'll bet some laughed so hard they SOILED their pants.
Hoe, Hoe, Hoe really funny.
lol... " I can't stay too long, I better BEET it.!!
Stay and plow through it.
I can't...I'm going to lunch with Mari Gold...
What about Rose, Flora, Daisy, and, how about Bud?
lol...I was considering IVY, I EAR she kind of grows on you..
They are funny, Nona! Thank you for sharing them. As for "end of the Gardening Season", please, please DON'T! Not that I love gardening; I just hate the cold
And forms the IVY LEAGUE, Nona?
What a lot of corn!!!
Buzz......ROFL I've bean waiting for something to turnip!
I took these funnies out and read them to my garden. I can't tell if they liked the jokes or not. The weeds seemed to be happy, though.
I'm with Buzzzzzzzzzzzz. Lots of corn. hee hee.
lol I wouldn'tt be surprised if you did...
Awww "shucks."
Peaple get BS dumped on them too.
shucks ha ha. Took me forever to get it. Duh.
shucks ha ha. Took me forever to get it. Duh. lol...Better late than never
You think I'm weird, don't you? Well........um...........uh..............i.......uh............OK, maybe a little. A tiny bit.
Weird is good..!!
Being "off the wall" is the very best! I know first hand!!
I still have a few things growing, but they can rot for all I care.
and plant the seed, nothing grows that is not fertile. The seeds must be old..