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In The Know: New Iraqi Law Requires Waiting Period For Suicide Vest Purchases

  

Category:  The Lighter Side/ Humor

Via:  the-irascible-harry-krishner  •  10 years ago  •  10 comments

In The Know: New Iraqi Law Requires Waiting Period For Suicide Vest Purchases

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Panelists discuss whether stringent new suicide-vest laws would make sure only responsible people blow themselves up.


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Krishna
Professor Expert
link   seeder  Krishna    10 years ago

We don't need new suicide vest laws, what we just need to do is enforce the ones already on the booksGrin.gif

 
 
 
Petey Coober
Freshman Silent
link   Petey Coober    10 years ago

They only want to sell more vests ! LMAO !

 
 
 
Cerenkov
Professor Silent
link   Cerenkov    10 years ago
The lack of repeat business is a major problem.
 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   Kavika     10 years ago

I assume that in addition to the waiting period, there will restrictions on the amount of explosives that a vest can hold.

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   Kavika     10 years ago

There is also a rumor that they will start enforcing the ''single vest'' rule. Seems like a oxymoron. I don't remember a lot of survivors of suicide vest wearers.

Those damn criminals, ignoring the rules once again.

 
 
 
Hal A. Lujah
Professor Guide
link   Hal A. Lujah    10 years ago
The only thing that stops a bad suicide bomber, is a good suicide bomber.
 
 
 
Larry Hampton
Professor Quiet
link   Larry Hampton    10 years ago

A suicide vest is only as good as the twisted fucktard wearing it.

 
 
 
pokermike
Freshman Silent
link   pokermike    10 years ago

My fondest desire is for all the crazy Islamists around the globe kill each other leaving the last man standing to blow himself up in the last suicide vest ever used. The world would still be far from perfect, but it would be hard to deny an immediate vast improvement without them.

 
 
 
jennilee
Freshman Silent
link   jennilee    10 years ago
So glad to hear this. It saves them the expense of selling to those impulse buyers who may change their mind and not use it as intended.
 
 
 
Krishna
Professor Expert
link   seeder  Krishna    10 years ago

Couldn't they just stop selling them to Muslims?

Now, now, let's not be "racist". Musn't offend peoples' multicultural sensitivities!

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