TRUMP DECLASSIFYING DOCUMENTS IN HIS BRAIN RIGHT NOW, CAN YOU TELL? IT IS THIS FACE HE MAKES! - Wonkette
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Donald Trump went and visited his favorite son Sean Hannity last night, because he doesn't have "lawyer" in his employ with the power to make him shut the fuck up. And we are not going to spend a lot of time on this interview. But there's one clip we want you to see.
It's not that Trump babbles anything new here. It's just that, as his life gets worse and worse every day, his brain is obviously decomposing faster and faster. Our featured video is Trump explaining that all he has to do to declassify documents is think of them. Whether he grunts real hard and loud, like he's doing a declassifying in his pants, or if it's silent, like a Big Mac fart that smokes Melania out of the entire residential quarters.
It doesn't matter. It is part of the powers of the presidency, to be able to declassify things with your mind. As long as he is thinking about documents, they are declassified.
\u201cBy the end of this clip, Trump almost completely decomposes.\n\nIf you saw someone on a sidewalk talking this way, you\u2019d put your phone to your ear, stare at the ground and cross the street as fast as possible. \n\nVia @atrupar \n\nhttps://t.co/SFUI8jOr4o\u201d — Bill Grueskin (@Bill Grueskin) 1663812505
Rough transcript, there may be errors:
TRUMP: I declassified it all, there's no process, I just declassify with my brain like BING BONG! I just take the documents furniture shopping and they let me do whatever I want, declassify the documents by the pussy, they let me do it because I'm a celebrity, I take it to Mar-a-Lago, I declassified everything, the National Archives are radical leftists, the National Archives took all the documents, and when the FBI came to Mar-a-Lago were they there trying to find Hillary Clinton's deleted emails? Did they think I had them? Were they looking for the proof that they spied on Trump, because my brain is broken and I talk about myself in the third person like a man who should be in a hospital? They probably thought that! The FBI thought I had the emails! The FBI thought I had the Russia, Russia, Russia stuff! The spying! They spied on my campaign!
Again, there may be errors. We were just typing so fast, you see. We feel we captured the spirit, at least.
Like we said, he's babbled this stuff before. His addled brain just recycles things and puts them in different orders. He's been babbling about how maybe the FBI came to Mar-a-Lago to find Hillary's emails. We've been hearing this garbled word salad about declassification since the beginning, though that's obviously something his lawyers won't argue in court because they don't want to be disbarred . (The Eleventh Circuit: LOL.)
Want a bonus clip?
Here is Trump trying to say the FBI planted evidence on him, at which point even Sean Hannity is like "wouldn't that be on videotape" and Trump is like "no, I don't think so, they were in a room." To review: Trump doesn't think there's videotape of the FBI planting documents on him, documents that he also declassified with his brain.
\u201clisten, what if the fbi planted evidence on me. i mean, i don't have video of that. because they were in a room\u201d — Brendan Karet (@Brendan Karet) 1663811017
Did we mention the sniffing? Loooottta sniffing.
Also he says he thinks the FBI stole his will, and Sean Hannity is like DURRR DURRR AM I IN IT?
And of course there was lots and lots of babbling about the New York attorney general and the lawsuit that's about to fuck his entire family into oblivion.
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Trump actually says he could declassify documents by just thinking about them.
This is the leader of the 2022 Republican Party.
1 done.
Declassified another...
Nope, this one was simple constipation....
I happened to hear that interview. Why not put up everything he said about declassifying documents as President? His add on about doing it just by thinking about it was the add on.
All this time you spend on what he said and spinning it won't help progressives in November.
Maybe he was just "thinking" about saying it.
Nah, he really did.
Phyllis Bollman
Yeah...I don't know that guy...or that guy...that guy....wait...that guy looks vaguely familiar...
This explains the President Biden story by the dark side of NT.
I love the humorous satire displayed here.
well you always have Babylon Bee to fall back on
That's the other Greg not this one
BTW, although this story is funny, it is cringe funny. Trump actually said that to Hannity.
Trump is getting more bizarre by the hour.
I think it's tertiary syphilis.
The stable genius never stops to amaze with his abilities. Now we know he's able to declassify documents by using The Force!
By the way, in this same interview Trump claims that the National Archives (NARA) is a "radical leftist group".
I'm sure that came as a surprise to everyone over there.
I looked at the wikipedia page for NARA and the only controversial thing I could find were two NARA decsions that actually favored the conservtive viewpoint
If Trump says something we can pretty much be sure that the opposite is true.
Phyllis Bollman
He’s not a magician, just a run of the mill king.
You obviously haven't seen him make a tray of big macs
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