TRUMP DECLASSIFYING DOCUMENTS IN HIS BRAIN RIGHT NOW, CAN YOU TELL? IT IS THIS FACE HE MAKES! - Wonkette

  
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TRUMP DECLASSIFYING DOCUMENTS IN HIS BRAIN RIGHT NOW, CAN YOU TELL? IT IS THIS FACE HE MAKES! - Wonkette
Trump's Hannity interview was cool.

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https://twitter.com/BGrueskin/status/1572769756515532803?s=20&t=F_Q3OJjUcSeGOjQGvoIvmw

Donald Trump went and visited his favorite son Sean Hannity last night, because he doesn't have "lawyer" in his employ with the power to make him shut the fuck up. And we are not going to spend a lot of time on this interview. But there's one clip we want you to see.

It's not that Trump babbles anything new here. It's just that, as his life gets worse and worse every day, his brain is obviously decomposing faster and faster. Our featured video is Trump explaining that all he has to do to declassify documents is think of them. Whether he grunts real hard and loud, like he's doing a declassifying in his pants, or if it's silent, like a Big Mac fart that smokes Melania out of the entire residential quarters.

It doesn't matter. It is part of the powers of the presidency, to be able to declassify things with your mind. As long as he is thinking about documents, they are declassified.

\u201cBy the end of this clip, Trump almost completely decomposes.\n\nIf you saw someone on a sidewalk talking this way, you\u2019d put your phone to your ear, stare at the ground and cross the street as fast as possible. \n\nVia @atrupar \n\nhttps://t.co/SFUI8jOr4o\u201d — Bill Grueskin (@Bill Grueskin) 1663812505

Rough transcript, there may be errors:


TRUMP: I declassified it all, there's no process, I just declassify with my brain like BING BONG! I just take the documents furniture shopping and they let me do whatever I want, declassify the documents by the pussy, they let me do it because I'm a celebrity, I take it to Mar-a-Lago, I declassified everything, the National Archives are radical leftists, the National Archives took all the documents, and when the FBI came to Mar-a-Lago were they there trying to find Hillary Clinton's deleted emails? Did they think I had them? Were they looking for the proof that they spied on Trump, because my brain is broken and I talk about myself in the third person like a man who should be in a hospital? They probably thought that! The FBI thought I had the emails! The FBI thought I had the Russia, Russia, Russia stuff! The spying! They spied on my campaign!

Again, there may be errors. We were just typing so fast, you see. We feel we captured the spirit, at least.

Like we said, he's babbled this stuff before. His addled brain just recycles things and puts them in different orders. He's been babbling about how maybe the FBI came to Mar-a-Lago to find Hillary's emails. We've been hearing this garbled word salad about declassification since the beginning, though that's obviously something his lawyers won't argue in court because they don't want to be disbarred . (The Eleventh Circuit: LOL.)

Want a bonus clip?

Here is Trump trying to say the FBI planted evidence on him, at which point even Sean Hannity is like "wouldn't that be on videotape" and Trump is like "no, I don't think so, they were in a room." To review: Trump doesn't think there's videotape of the FBI planting documents on him, documents that he also declassified with his brain.

\u201clisten, what if the fbi planted evidence on me. i mean, i don't have video of that. because they were in a room\u201d — Brendan Karet (@Brendan Karet) 1663811017

Did we mention the sniffing? Loooottta sniffing.

Also he says he thinks the FBI stole his will, and Sean Hannity is like DURRR DURRR AM I IN IT?

And of course there was lots and lots of babbling about the New York attorney general and the lawsuit that's about to fuck his entire family into oblivion.


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JohnRussell
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1  seeder  JohnRussell    one week ago

Trump actually says he could declassify documents by just thinking about them. 

This is the leader of the 2022 Republican Party. 

 
 
 
Ozzwald
Professor Quiet
1.1  Ozzwald  replied to  JohnRussell @1    one week ago
Trump actually says he could declassify documents by just thinking about them.

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1 done.

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Declassified another...

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Nope, this one was simple constipation....

 
 
 
Vic Eldred
Professor Principal
1.2  Vic Eldred  replied to  JohnRussell @1    one week ago

I happened to hear that interview.  Why not put up everything he said about declassifying documents as President? His add on about doing it just by thinking about it was the add on.

All this time you spend on what he said and spinning it won't help progressives in November.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
Professor Principal
1.2.1  seeder  JohnRussell  replied to  Vic Eldred @1.2    one week ago
Why not put up everything he said about declassifying documents as President? His add on about doing it just by thinking about it was the add on.

Maybe he was just "thinking" about saying it.

Nah, he really did. 

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
1.2.2  Tessylo  replied to  Vic Eldred @1.2    one week ago

Phyllis Bollman

“If you’re the president of the United States, you can declassify just by saying it’s declassified — even by thinking about it,” Trump said. “Because you’re sending it to Mar-a-Lago or wherever you’re sending it. There doesn’t have to be a process.   There can be a process, but there doesn’t have to be.”
Judge Raymond Dearie told the former president’s legal team on Tuesday that unless they provide some concrete evidence that Trump declassified the documents clearly labeled as classified, he will treat them as if they are, indeed, classified.
Dearie last week was designated a “special master” to review the documents seized by the FBI in order to flag any privilege issues. The hearing on Tuesday was a blow to Trump’s defense, especially considering it was his own legal team that recommended Dearie for the position. Trump tried to distance himself from the appointment when pressed by Hannity on Wednesday. “I didn’t know any of the people involved,” he said.
 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
1.2.3  Trout Giggles  replied to  Tessylo @1.2.2    one week ago

Yeah...I don't know that guy...or that guy...that guy....wait...that guy looks vaguely familiar...

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
1.3  Tessylo  replied to  JohnRussell @1    one week ago

This explains the President Biden story by the dark side of NT.  

 
 
 
Greg Jones
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2  Greg Jones    one week ago

I love the humorous satire displayed here.

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JohnRussell
Professor Principal
2.1  seeder  JohnRussell  replied to  Greg Jones @2    one week ago

well you always have Babylon Bee to fall back on

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
2.1.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  JohnRussell @2.1    one week ago

That's the other Greg not this one

 
 
 
JohnRussell
Professor Principal
2.2  seeder  JohnRussell  replied to  Greg Jones @2    one week ago

BTW, although this story is funny, it is cringe funny. Trump actually said that to Hannity. 

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
3  Kavika     one week ago

Trump is getting more bizarre by the hour.

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
3.1  Tessylo  replied to  Kavika @3    one week ago

I think it's tertiary syphilis.

 
 
 
Save Me Jebus
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4  Save Me Jebus    one week ago

The stable genius never stops to amaze with his abilities. Now we know he's able to declassify documents by using The Force! 

 
 
 
Ozzwald
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4.1  Ozzwald  replied to  Save Me Jebus @4    one week ago
Now we know he's able to declassify documents by using The Force!

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JohnRussell
Professor Principal
5  seeder  JohnRussell    one week ago

By the way, in this same interview Trump claims that the National Archives (NARA) is a "radical leftist group". 

I'm sure that came as a surprise to everyone over there. 

I looked at the wikipedia page for NARA and the only controversial thing I could find were two NARA decsions that actually favored the conservtive viewpoint

Controversies [ edit ]

In December 2019, the National Archives approved record schedules for federal records created by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) which documented detainee sexual abuse and assault, death review files, detention monitoring reports, detainee escape reports, detainee segregation files, and Detention Information Reporting Line records. The schedules permitted ICE to destroy the records when they were no longer needed for business use. [58] The schedules were approved without changes despite public outcry when they were first proposed in the Federal Register . [59] A lawsuit was brought against the National Archives by several plaintiffs, Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington , the American Historical Association , and the Society for Historians of American Foreign Relations . In March 2021, a federal judge for the District Court for the District of Columbia ruled against the National Archives that the records must be preserved stating, “NARA’s approval of the schedule was arbitrary and capricious on the grounds that NARA failed to evaluate the research value of the ICE records and that NARA failed to address significant and relevant public comments.” [60] [61]

In January 2020, a Washington Post reporter noticed blurred protest signs in an image of the 2017 Women's March at the Archives' public exhibit. Some of the edited signs contained potentially offensive language, and some mentioned president Donald Trump . Besides censoring language, the changes altered the meaning of some protest signs. The agency defended the edits and said they were made "so as not to engage in current political controversy", but admitted it "made a mistake... we were wrong to alter the image." [62] [63] [64]

If Trump says something we can pretty much be sure that the opposite is true. 

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
6  Tessylo    one week ago

Phyllis Bollman

“If you’re the president of the United States, you can declassify just by saying it’s declassified — even by thinking about it,” Trump said. “Because you’re sending it to Mar-a-Lago or wherever you’re sending it. There doesn’t have to be a process.   There can be a process, but there doesn’t have to be.”
Judge Raymond Dearie told the former president’s legal team on Tuesday that unless they provide some concrete evidence that Trump declassified the documents clearly labeled as classified, he will treat them as if they are, indeed, classified.
Dearie last week was designated a “special master” to review the documents seized by the FBI in order to flag any privilege issues. The hearing on Tuesday was a blow to Trump’s defense, especially considering it was his own legal team that recommended Dearie for the position. Trump tried to distance himself from the appointment when pressed by Hannity on Wednesday. “I didn’t know any of the people involved,” he said.
 
 
 
Hal A. Lujah
Professor Guide
7  Hal A. Lujah    one week ago

He’s not a magician, just a run of the mill king.

 
 
 
Ringworm
Freshman Silent
7.1  Ringworm  replied to  Hal A. Lujah @7    one week ago
He’s not a magician

You obviously haven't seen him make a tray of big macs

 
 

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