Who will be dumb enough to become Donald Trump's vice president?
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7 requirements to be Trump's vice president
All candidates’ souls must have fully vacated their bodies, along with all dignity, morals and sense of self-worth.
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The ability to always agree with Trump is essential. If Trump says “2+2 = 5,” the candidates must be willing to accept that as fact and order the imprisonment of any and all math teachers who disagree.
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Logical consistency is not considered an asset, and the candidates must be ready and willing to loudly yell things that are transparently false and, often, make no sense whatsoever.
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An ideal candidate must be comfortable with potentially being hanged by an angry mob.
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Candidates who have not murdered dogs are preferred. (Sorry, South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem .)
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The candidates must be willing to listen to Donald Trump Jr.’s podcast and engage in at least one conversation per month with Eric Trump without laughing.
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And finally, all candidates must be not only willing but excited to have every ounce of their decency and credibility vaporized in service to a man who wouldn’t spit on them if they were on fire.
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Whoever they are, they will still be better than Kamala.
How about Democrats/leftists take care of their own dysfunctional mess first for a change?
your trump gop
Can't defend the Criminal, Serial Liar, Traitor, in Chief currently in the White House and Kamala- so attack Trump and unnamed running mate 24/7.
That is all Democrats/leftists have.
We are much worse off now that we were when Trump was in office. Only TDS driven Democrats/leftists can't admit it.
I was attacking the criminal moron mentally ill Trump long before Biden became president. As far as his "running mate", anyone who would seek or accept the position should be ashamed of themselves.
You mean just like Kamala Harris who obviously has no shame?
Only Twitching Sphincter Syndrome driven Republicans/reactionaries pretend like we are worse off now than when their Lord and Master Trump was President.
It's TDS - but the TDS doesn't stand for what they think - I'd say it - but I don't want a ticket.
I'm referring to TSS, of course.
What is really dumb is that the MAGA stole the very stale yet real Obama Derangement Syndrome ODS describing how the pre MAGA gop lost all mental proportion when a black man named Barack Hussein Obama was Elected President of the United States...
Trump ass licker Tim Scott , who wants to be Trump's running mate, was on tv this morning and would NOT commit to accepting the results of the election if Trump loses.
I think he meets all 7 of the seeded criteria.
These people are pathetic.
That mushroom sucker doesn't stand a chance. How could he lower himself to kiss that fat traitor's ass?
How can anyone?
Possibly very similar to the chronic screwer Kamala that screwed her way to the top.
She even called Biden a racist during the 2020 campaign, but when the opportunity to become VP became available....only because she checked certain boxes, she could have taken the high road and declined, saving some credibility. But, alas, she saw another chance to get to the top without actually having to do anything.
One thing is clear. With that as the guideline, there are plenty of Republicans who qualify.
He's gonna pick the ass kisser who does it the loudest and the longest
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