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MAGA must be so proud: Trump appears to perform sex act on mic stand

He is literally stroking and pretending to deep throat a microphone stand. Why.

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MAGA must be so proud: Trump appears to perform sex act on mic stand

by kos

Daily Kos Staff

Saturday, November 02, 2024 at 9:00:16a CDT

Donald Trump unveiled a new trick at his Nov. 1 rally in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.

Donald Trump’s cognitive collapse is complete.

He is literally stroking and pretending to deep throat a microphone stand.

Why.

His Evangelical supporters must be so proud.

Best response:

Or maybe this is the best response:

We end this on Tuesday, and never speak of Trump again outside the context of “oh look, he’s going to prison” and “LOL he broke the GOP.”

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1 seeder JohnRussell 2 weeks ago

This is what happens when you turn a presidential campaign into a demented clown show.

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1.1 Drinker of the Wry replied to JohnRussell @1 2 weeks ago

Who will the juggalos vote for?

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1.1.1 Igknorantzruls replied to Drinker of the Wry @1.1 2 weeks ago

they vote in vein, like the jugglers

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2 seeder JohnRussell 2 weeks ago

@TheRickWilson

Donald Trump looks like he could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

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Acyn

@Acyn

10h

Wow wtf is he doing

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2.1 Tessylo replied to JohnRussell @2 2 weeks ago

What he is used to doing for putin and others. Probably while on his knees most times.

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3 seeder JohnRussell 2 weeks ago

800

@DevinCow

I say he whips it out by Sunday night

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3.1 Tessylo replied to JohnRussell @3 2 weeks ago

Where's Trout Giggles and her 'I frew up' cat meme when you need her?

I wouldn't be surprised John.

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4 Drinker of the Wry 2 weeks ago

Let’s hope that this was consensual.

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4.1 seeder JohnRussell replied to Drinker of the Wry @4 2 weeks ago

If Trump wins, maybe the 2024 photo of him simulating masturbation with a microphone will be in school history books.

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4.1.1 Split Personality replied to JohnRussell @4.1 2 weeks ago

If trump loses, I would suggest a chapter on the similarities between cult leaders, like Trump, Jones, Manson, Koresh, Lil Kim, and Hitler

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4.2 Igknorantzruls replied to Drinker of the Wry @4 2 weeks ago

Let’s hope that this was consensual.

that Mike is gonna gtake a stand, make Trump wear a condom filled with sand, and put it on demand, and retire a very wealthy stand, cause we can't can't stand this mike stand violating 'man' of from where there is no comparison, wtf peep wholes...

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5 seeder JohnRussell 2 weeks ago

almost x rated

https://x.com/Acyn/status/1852543627534414086

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5.1 Tessylo replied to JohnRussell @5 2 weeks ago

OMG - it's a perfect simulation - he looks like he's really good at it.

How much does he charge? I think I see his future WHEN, PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE, he LOSES!

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5.1.1 seeder JohnRussell replied to Tessylo @5.1 2 weeks ago

@KeithOlbermann

11h

Trying to make sure the campaign has a happy ending

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6 seeder JohnRussell 2 weeks ago

All joking aside, Trump's narcissistic insistence on putting on a weird as hell circus act every night brought him to this moment.

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7 George 2 weeks ago

The desperation is becoming hysterical if this is what we are down too. In the latest polls trump is up in Nevada, Arizona, Georgia, North Carolina and Pennsylvania. That would put him at 287.

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7.1 seeder JohnRussell replied to George @7 2 weeks ago

@ananavarro

Ask yourself: what would happen if Kamala Harris did this? Yes. You saw right. This is Trump on stage at a rally, pretending to perform a sex-act on a microphone. This is not normal. Trump is disgusting, unhinged and unfit to represent the United States. Vote him out.

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7.2 Split Personality replied to George @7 2 weeks ago

In the latest polls trump is up in Nevada, Arizona, Georgia, North Carolina and Pennsylvania. That would put him at 287.

Polls, what a waste of time.

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8 seeder JohnRussell 2 weeks ago

By the way moderators, this is a news story

Chances are, you thought Donald Trump’s fantasy of having Liz Cheney assassinated was dangerous and alarming — another disturbing example of how he dreams of taking revenge on political opponents.
And if you weren’t shocked by the racist rally jokes and remarks about Latinos, Blacks and Jews and others during Trump’s rally at Madison Square Garden a week ago, you probably were — at least — stunned by the political stupidity of it all.

But even as Trump’s rhetoric grows darker and more unhinged as election day approaches on Tuesday, and many voters — after nine years of insults and lies — have become numb to it, maybe you still thought Trump crossed a line with his comments about golfing legend Arnold Palmer’s penis.

Well, it turns out the 78-year-old former president and Republican presidential nominee has even more penis comedy material — an impersonation of Linda Lovelace.

Trump, in one of his final rallies on Friday night, simulated sexually stroking and then performing oral sex on his malfunctioning microphone in Milwaukee.

According to Yahoo! News:

...Trump also complained about the low height of microphone stands at his events and showed how he would work around such issues, bobbing his head up and down in ... an imitation of oral sex.

The comments on Twitter/X were about what you’d expect, although many were too graphic to be posted here:

“Trying to make sure the campaign has a happy ending.”

“These are the book banning folks, right.”

“Evidently, Donald Trump’s final campaign message is ‘Hawk Tuah!’”

“There is something seriously wrong with this person. He’s willing to do or say ANYTHING to get some applause from his sycophantic cult.”

“He finally found something that consents.”

“Tomorrow the press headlines will be: Trump has technical difficulties but gives rousing speech.”

Tom Nicholls, staff writer at The Atlantic, who has written extensively about Trump, including his authoritarianism, tweeted: “This is why Trump voters avoid any news sources outside of their bubble - including Drudge. They know Trump is completely off the rails and mentally unstable. But they want to say ‘Well, I didn’t hear about that. I just like his tax policies.’

Why did Donald Trump simulate oral sex with his microphone at Milwaukee rally? - nj.com

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9 1stwarrior 2 weeks ago

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9.1 seeder JohnRussell replied to 1stwarrior @9 2 weeks ago

Take your complaints to trump

According to Yahoo! News :

...Trump also complained about the low height of microphone stands at his events and showed how he would work around such issues, bobbing his head up and down in ... an imitation of oral sex.