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Trump Announces New Inauguration Location

  
By:  John Russell  •  2 months ago  •  12 comments


Trump Announces New Inauguration Location
tragically, this is not a joke

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JohnRussell
Professor Principal
1  author  JohnRussell    2 months ago
@realDonaldTrump · January 17, 2025, 11:55 AM

I have ordered the Inauguration Address, in addition to prayers and other speeches, to be delivered in the United States Capitol Rotunda, as was used by Ronald Reagan in 1985, also because of very cold weather. The various Dignitaries and Guests will be brought into the Capitol. This will be a very beautiful experience for all, and especially for the large TV audience!

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
1.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  JohnRussell @1    2 months ago

I don;t see anything wrong with this except it's going to be very crowded. It will be bone chilling cold that day and hypothermia is a real possibility. But you have to laugh at his "large TV audience".

He would be nothing if it weren't for TV

 
 
 
JohnRussell
Professor Principal
1.1.1  author  JohnRussell  replied to  Trout Giggles @1.1    2 months ago

Maybe the dude in the shaman headgear will do an encore for the inauguration celebration.  

The crowd outside would have been so thin Trump would have had trouble spinning it as the biggest crowd in the history of humanity.  Now he can say "what would have been".  

 
 
 
sandy-2021492
Professor Expert
2  sandy-2021492    2 months ago

Well, since they cleaned the shit off of the walls...

 
 
 
Igknorantzruls
Sophomore Quiet
2.1  Igknorantzruls  replied to  sandy-2021492 @2    2 months ago
Well, since they cleaned the shit off of the walls...

They will need to clean the occupied floor on inauguration day

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
3  Kavika     2 months ago

Maybe trump will get locked in a closet with old mops and brooms.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
Professor Principal
4  author  JohnRussell    2 months ago
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How tf is MAGA going to take over Greenland if Washington is to cold for them to stand outside?
 
 
 
Tacos!
Professor Guide
5  Tacos!    2 months ago

This actually seems sensible. The weather forecast for that day sucks.

Why do we still do this in January?

 
 
 
Igknorantzruls
Sophomore Quiet
5.1  Igknorantzruls  replied to  Tacos! @5    2 months ago
This actually seems sensible.

Thus why we know, this is not the true reason. More likely the embarrassment of too few, than Trump worrying bout not enough freezin

 
 
 
Nerm_L
Professor Expert
6  Nerm_L    2 months ago

Democrats vowed that Donald Trump could only return to the White House when hell freezes over.

Surprise!

 
 
 
MrFrost
Professor Guide
7  MrFrost    2 months ago

I am sure trump will refund all the tickets that were sold... Not to worry... LMAO

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
8  Buzz of the Orient    2 months ago

Even though I'm a Canadian, I'm familiar with the Capitol Rotunda.  I've been to Washington D.C. three times in my life.  The first time I was a teenager and went there with my parents.  The only thing I remember from that trip was standing in front of the statue of Lincoln, reading the words, and thinking how overwhelmingly magnificent that memorial was.  The second time was when I was in my early 30s to attend the Festival of American Folklife which was held on the boulevard in front of the Smithsonian, and I particularly remember watching and listening to Doc Watson and his son playing guitar and singing.  The third time was when in my early 60s I was a member of the International Board of Governors of Variety Clubs International, the Show Business Charity in Washington for a board conference.  We stayed at a famous hotel but I forget the name of it, had a tour of the White House and it took some effort on my part to not applaud when the tour guide talked about the White House being burned during the 1812 War, and we had a tour of the Capitol Building and I recall being in the Rotunda and hearing the guide speak about the spot where whispers from anywhere in the rotunda could be heard.  Maybe that's the spot Trump wants to stand in during the inauguration.  However, my best memory of that trip was being driven by the notorious mayor Marion Barry in his little Mercedes 2-seater to his favourite restaurant for lunch.  I think the only thing I regret not having done was a tour of the Smithsonian. 

 
 

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