Inauguration to be Held Inside Cybertruck
By: Andy Borowitz
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Jan 19, 2025846
The Borowitz Report
Inauguration to be Held Inside Cybertruck
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an eleventh-hour decision on Sunday, the Inauguration of Donald J. Trump has been moved from the Capitol Rotunda to the interior of a Tesla Cybertruck.
The change of venue, dictated by Elon Musk's Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE), means that only people with a net worth of over 100 billion will be able to attend.
"There's room for me, Zuckerberg, and Bezos, but, unfortunately, not JD Vance," Musk said. "I usually don't let employees work remotely, but JD will be allowed to call in."
The decision to hold the Inauguration inside the electric vehicle pleased Trump, who estimated the number of people inside the truck at 4 million.
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This plan may be in jeopardy, in rehearsal Trump couldnt fit through the door.
Shouldn't this be labeled as satire?
Right, there's no way that anyone in their right mind could possibly dream that the article was anything but factual. (I wonder, does my comment need to be labeled satire as well?)