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Kamala Harris' running mate Tim Walz pictured in 1995 Nebraska mugshot after DUI arrest

  
Via:  Nerm_L  •  4 months ago  •  143 comments

By:   Michael Ruiz (Fox News)

Kamala Harris' running mate Tim Walz pictured in 1995 Nebraska mugshot after DUI arrest
Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz pictured in booking photo taken shortly after 1995 DUI stop in Nebraska that landed him behind bars. He pleaded guilty to lesser charges.

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Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz became a national figure this week after Vice President Kamala Harris selected him as her 2024 running mate to challenge former President Donald Trump and Ohio. Sen. JD Vance.

His past became an immediate topic of interest - and a booking photo obtained by Fox News Digital shows the new vice presidential candidate pictured shortly after a 1995 arrest in Nebraska after state troopers pulled him over for speeding and suspicion of drunken driving.

The Dawes County Sheriff's Office said Walz had been arrested on Sept. 23, 1995, after state police pulled him over on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol.

Court documents allege that Walz, 28 at the time, who was a high school teacher and football coach at the time, was speeding above 80 mph. He failed a breath test with a .128 blood-alcohol level. The limit back then was .1 in many parts of the country, including Nebraska. It is now .08.

And he failed a field sobriety test, but his lawyer blamed the incident on a combination of his client's bad hearing and that the state trooper didn't turn his siren's on right away.

It was "a little bit bizarre," the lawyer, Russell Harford, claimed in court. Walz believed "somebody was after him."

Democratic presidential candidate, U.S. Vice President Kamala Harris and Democratic vice presidential candidate Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz appear on stage together during a campaign event at Girard College on August 6, 2024 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Harris ended weeks of speculation about who her running mate would be, selecting the 60-year-old Midwestern governor over other candidates. (Andrew Harnik/Getty Images)

He was booked into the county jail and later released on bond. The case ended in a plea deal where Walz admitted to a reduced charge of reckless driving.

Walz, now 60, paid a $200 fine and reportedly no longer drinks alcohol.

Harris revealed Walz as her running mate Tuesday. She became the presumptive Democratic Party's 2024 presidential nominee after incumbent President Joe Biden backed out of the race following a disastrous debate performance, disappointing polls and concerns about whether he is capable of continuing to lead the country.

Walz, a longtime National Guardsman and Nebraska native, was elected to the House of Representatives after a career in education. He took office as Minnesota's governor in 2019 and won reelection in 2022.

Walz, along with his Republican vice presidential hopeful counterpart JD Vance, are both Mountain Dew consumers, specifically Diet Mountain Dew.

"Make it a Diet Mountain Dew and I'm sold," Walz said in a 2023 X post in response to convenience store chain KwikTrip, which wrote, "idk who needs to hear this but 52 oz of diet coke is a perfect way to start the morning."

Fox News' Gabriele Regalbuto contributed to this report.


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Nerm_L
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1  seeder  Nerm_L    4 months ago

Well, lookie lookie.  Trump ain't the only candidate with a mug shot.  And Trump ain't the candidate that served time in jail, either.

Stop the presses!  The editors are calling for another rewrite.

 
 
 
Hal A. Lujah
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1.1  Hal A. Lujah  replied to  Nerm_L @1    4 months ago

Stop the presses?!  1995 was almost 30 years ago.  This could be your most desperate post yet.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
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1.1.1  JohnRussell  replied to  Hal A. Lujah @1.1    4 months ago

the stank of desperation

 
 
 
Tessylo
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1.1.2  Tessylo  replied to  JohnRussell @1.1.1    4 months ago

the stink of deplorability and desperation

Hilarious!

 
 
 
evilone
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1.1.3  evilone  replied to  Hal A. Lujah @1.1    4 months ago
This could be your most desperate post yet.

This is how the pussy grabbers try to even the playing field. 

 
 
 
Greg Jones
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1.1.4  Greg Jones  replied to  Hal A. Lujah @1.1    4 months ago

It was even longer than that for Kavanaugh's alleged harassment. 

Walz has a lot of bad history and all of it is going to be exposed.

 
 
 
MrFrost
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1.1.5  MrFrost  replied to  Greg Jones @1.1.4    4 months ago

Walz has a lot of bad history and all of it is going to be exposed.

When he is convicted of 34 felonies, get back to us. 

 
 
 
Sparty On
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1.1.6  Sparty On  replied to  MrFrost @1.1.5    4 months ago

Misdefelonies…… get it right ….

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
1.1.7  JBB  replied to  Sparty On @1.1.6    4 months ago

There is no such thing as misdefrelonies. Trump is facing sentencing for 34 Real Felonies next month...

 
 
 
Sparty On
Professor Principal
1.1.8  Sparty On  replied to  JBB @1.1.7    4 months ago

Nope, liberal swamp creatures created misdefelonies with their circle jerk of a trial.

Own it.

 
 
 
bugsy
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1.1.9  bugsy  replied to  Hal A. Lujah @1.1    4 months ago

Hilarious coming from someone that believes and bows down to a woman that claims she was sexually assaulted in a dressing room by Trump several decades ago, but looks at a mug shot of a guy charged with dui that could have killed someone while he was driving and says its no big deal because it was a long time ago. 
Sad

 
 
 
Hal A. Lujah
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1.1.10  Hal A. Lujah  replied to  bugsy @1.1.9    4 months ago

You’re right, it’s amazing he has gone on this long without killing himself over the immense grief and shame.  He should just drop out and go live in a cave where he can’t potentially hurt anyone anymore.

 
 
 
squiggy
Junior Silent
1.1.11  squiggy  replied to  evilone @1.1.3    4 months ago
the pussy grabbers

Thirty year old whatabouts are irrelevant - except for the left?

 
 
 
Split Personality
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1.1.12  Split Personality  replied to  bugsy @1.1.9    4 months ago

He was hearing impaired from his military duties with self propelled howitzers testing rocket assisted 155 munitions, he was allowed to plea to reckless driving. 

At the time, Mr. Walz’s campaign blamed the hearing loss that Mr. Walz had from serving in a field artillery unit in the National Guard, saying that his partial deafness led to a miscommunication with the state trooper who pulled him over. (In 2005, he had surgery to mitigate the hearing issue.)

“He couldn’t understand what the officer was saying to him,” Mr. Walz’s campaign manager at the time, Kerry Greeley,   told a reporter for The Rochester Post Bulletin , noting that deaf people can have balance issues and claiming that Mr. Walz was not drunk at the time.

Tim Walz’s Decades-Old D.U.I. Arrest Draws New Attention - The New York Times (nytimes.com)
 
 
 
George
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1.1.13  George  replied to  Split Personality @1.1.12    4 months ago

So in what state is a .128 not legally drunk at the time? They gave him a break, but that doesn't change the fact he was legally drunk at the time.

 
 
 
Split Personality
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1.1.14  Split Personality  replied to  George @1.1.13    4 months ago
They gave him a break, but that doesn't change the fact he was legally drunk at the time.

So a lawyer wouldn't contest the maintenance and calibration of the equipment or the police officers training?

Tens of thousands of breathalyzers results are thrown out regularly

Didn't MA make breathalyzers inadmissible in court from 2012 to 2014 because of reliability and human error?

1995 seems like the stone ages.

 
 
 
George
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1.1.15  George  replied to  Split Personality @1.1.14    4 months ago

He blew a .128 and failed a field sobriety test. deflect all you want, he was drunk doing more than 90 in a 55. He got a break, good for him. 

 
 
 
bugsy
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1.1.16  bugsy  replied to  Split Personality @1.1.12    4 months ago

Being arrested for and pleading are two different things. He was arrested for DUI and could have killed someone for it.

Of course, if he did, like Kennedy, he would be forgiven by most on the left and they will act as if it never happened. 

 
 
 
Ronin2
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1.1.18  Ronin2  replied to  MrFrost @1.1.5    4 months ago

When you can show where it legal for states to preside over federal law in court let us know.

We are still waiting.

 
 
 
cjcold
Professor Quiet
1.1.19  cjcold  replied to  Greg Jones @1.1.4    3 months ago

Kavanaugh was accused of sexual assault by four women.

At least 26 women have accused Trump of sexual assault.

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
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1.1.20  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  cjcold @1.1.19    3 months ago

“One of Justice Brett M. Kavanaugh’s accusers admitted this week that she made up her lurid tale of a backseat car rape, saying it “was a tactic” to try to derail the judge’s confirmation to the Supreme Court.

Sen. Chuck Grassley, chairman of the Judiciary Committee revealed the fraud in a letter to the FBI and Justice Department Friday, asking them to prosecute Judy Munro-Leighton for lying to and obstructing Congress.”

 
 
 
bugsy
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1.1.21  bugsy  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @1.1.20    3 months ago

This will simply be excused as a misunderstanding or she misspoke and the left will never speak of it again.

 
 
 
Krishna
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1.1.22  Krishna  replied to  Tessylo @1.1.2    3 months ago

the stink of deplorability and desperation

the stenk of discombobulation and defenestration!

 
 
 
Krishna
Professor Expert
1.1.23  Krishna  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @1.1.20    3 months ago
lying to and obstructing Congress.”

lying to Congress?

They've got it backwards-- it the members of Congress who are supposed be the liars!

 
 
 
Krishna
Professor Expert
1.1.24  Krishna  replied to  Krishna @1.1.23    3 months ago
They've got it backwards-- it the members of Congress who are supposed be the liars!

"Suppose you were an idiot.

And suppose you were a member of Congress. 

But I repeat myself".

--Mark Twain

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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1.2  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Nerm_L @1    4 months ago

My 54 year total driving record bears only one of each of 1. Following too close,  2. Turning right on a red light without stopping, and 3. Speeding 10 km/hr over the highway speeding limit.  So arrest me, crucify me, fingerprint and mug shot me, post articles about my driving record, and I'm sorry I have no criminal record to help make a pariah out of me.  

 
 
 
MrFrost
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1.2.1  MrFrost  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @1.2    4 months ago
2. Turning right on a red light without stopping

You're a monster...LOL

(J/K)

 
 
 
JBB
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1.2.2  JBB  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @1.2    4 months ago

My Mother who got her driver's permit in 1948 still drives all the time. She drove herself from Western Oklahoma to Chicago and back last year for a family wedding. She likes to have her own vehicle available and resents it when people insist on driving... 

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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1.2.3  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  MrFrost @1.2.1    4 months ago

Beware of the BUZZ MONSTER!!!

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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1.2.4  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  JBB @1.2.2    4 months ago

With driverless cars becoming more common, the day may come when NOBODY will drive.

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
1.2.5  JBB  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @1.2.4    4 months ago

You like old cars but new ones have some wonderful safety and convenience features. Back up cameras, lane keep assist, smart cruise control, accident avoidance, blind spot warning and automatic emergency braking are pretty much standard in new cars. I particularly like my rear view camera and heated seats and steering wheel and I really appreciate navigation in the city because I never get lost. Even plain modern cars have luxury features we couldn't imagine merely twenty years ago. 

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
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1.2.6  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  JBB @1.2.5    4 months ago
I particularly like my rear view camera and heated seats and steering wheel and I really appreciate navigation in the city because I never get lost. Even plain modern cars have luxury features we couldn't imagine merely twenty years ago. 

Public transportation in your dense, urban environment would be more environmentally responsible.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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1.2.7  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  JBB @1.2.5    4 months ago

You can have all those things.  I would prefer to have my 1950 Ford Custom Coach back with a bench front seat, an "H" manual gearshift mounted on the steering column, an AM radio with 5 manual push buttons, no power brakes or power steering, NO electronics of any kind and no chips and I LOVED to drive it, especially cause it wasn't driving me. 

OIP-C.NLt_NAbw5PD0vcky85kLiQHaFj?rs=1&pid=ImgDetMain

 
 
 
JBB
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1.2.8  JBB  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @1.2.6    4 months ago

I drive all over the country and have friends family everywhere. My personal business and habits are none of your business...

 
 
 
Sparty On
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1.2.9  Sparty On  replied to  JBB @1.2.8    4 months ago

Doesn’t sound very “green” there my friend ….

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
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1.2.10  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  JBB @1.2.8    4 months ago

Our climate is everybody’s business.

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
1.2.11  JBB  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @1.2.10    4 months ago

My personal business in none of your business. Observations about where I live and what I drive are always inappropriate...

As are personal comments about all members of NewTalkers!

If you want to take it to META or Heated Discussion, say so...

Otherwise all further personal trolling will be flagged as such!

Are We Clear?

We were having a decent conversation until you ruined it all...

Your only objective is to bother me with inappropriate bullshit.

 
 
 
Sparty On
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1.2.12  Sparty On  replied to  JBB @1.2.11    4 months ago

[]

 
 
 
squiggy
Junior Silent
1.2.13  squiggy  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @1.2    4 months ago

What office are you running for?

 
 
 
squiggy
Junior Silent
1.2.14  squiggy  replied to  JBB @1.2.11    4 months ago
My personal business in none of your business

That'll surface in the next gun story.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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1.2.15  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  squiggy @1.2.13    4 months ago
"What office are you running for?"

Chief Justice of the Supreme Court of Canada.

Oh, come on, I only walk these days, I don't run at all.

 
 
 
Hallux
Professor Principal
1.2.16  Hallux  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @1.2.15    4 months ago
Chief Justice of the Supreme Court of Canada.

You are too young.

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
1.2.17  Tessylo  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @1.2.4    4 months ago

Would never drive a driverless car.  Sounds crazy.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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1.2.18  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Hallux @1.2.16    4 months ago

Thank you, but "I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now."

Actually the present CJ was born around the time I was in Law School.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
1.2.19  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Tessylo @1.2.17    4 months ago

LOL.  Well, the point is you don't HAVE to drive it, but I'm with you on that.

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
1.2.20  JBB  replied to  squiggy @1.2.14    4 months ago

Yes, one of you guys always tries to derail every discussion to my personal business, where I live, where I go, what I drive...

It is bullshit and it is inappropriate and it is low down trolling!

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
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1.2.21  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  JBB @1.2.11    4 months ago
Are We Clear?

You sound as forceful as COL Nathan R. Jessup.

We were having a decent conversation until you ruined it all...

I don’t have that capability.

Your only objective is to bother me with inappropriate bullshit.

You confuse me with your trolling memes.

 
 
 
MrFrost
Professor Guide
1.2.22  MrFrost  replied to  Tessylo @1.2.17    4 months ago

Would never drive a driverless car.  Sounds crazy.

Do we really need a driverless car? I mean, as a species we are lazy as fuck as it is. 

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
Senior Expert
1.2.23  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  MrFrost @1.2.22    4 months ago
Do we really need a driverless car? 

If the driverless car is safer and more fuel efficient, of course we need it.

 
 
 
MrFrost
Professor Guide
1.2.24  MrFrost  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @1.2.21    4 months ago

You confuse me with your trolling memes.

Pot, meet kettle. 

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
Senior Expert
1.2.25  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  MrFrost @1.2.24    4 months ago

I’ve never posted a meme.

 
 
 
MrFrost
Professor Guide
1.2.26  MrFrost  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @1.2.25    3 months ago

I’ve never posted a meme.

But you do troll constantly. 

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
Senior Expert
1.2.27  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  MrFrost @1.2.26    3 months ago

Define troll.

 
 
 
cjcold
Professor Quiet
1.2.28  cjcold  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @1.2    3 months ago

Run for president and watch molehills become mountains.

 
 
 
Krishna
Professor Expert
1.2.29  Krishna  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @1.2    3 months ago
So arrest me, crucify me, fingerprint and mug shot me, post articles about my driving record,

No, we're not going to do any of that. 

But I can tell you this-- now you will never be the Vice-President of The United States!

 
 
 
Krishna
Professor Expert
1.2.30  Krishna  replied to  Krishna @1.2.29    3 months ago
But I can tell you this-- now you will never be the Vice-President of The United States!

Actually to add a more subtle type of humour to that comment, I should've said:

But I can tell you this-- now you will never be the Vice-President of The United States, eh?

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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1.2.31  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Krishna @1.2.29    3 months ago

I've never suffered a greater loss.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
1.2.32  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Krishna @1.2.30    3 months ago

I've never suffered a greater loss, eh.  

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
1.2.33  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @1.2.32    3 months ago

It's enough to make me give up on the Toronto Maple Leafs, eh.

 
 
 
Thrawn 31
Professor Participates
1.3  Thrawn 31  replied to  Nerm_L @1    4 months ago

Meh, a DUI from 30 years ago? Try again. 

 
 
 
Sean Treacy
Professor Principal
2  Sean Treacy    4 months ago

He subsequently claimed he was deaf, not  drunk.  .128 is well over the limit in every state.

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
2.1  Tessylo  replied to  Sean Treacy @2    4 months ago

JFC you have to really dig deep to find any so called dirt.

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
2.1.1  JBB  replied to  Tessylo @2.1    4 months ago

The too long alingering death of the last of the MAGA'S fevered fetish fascist wet dreams will be fitful and full of desperately lame lies and utterly outrageous gall...

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
2.1.2  Tessylo  replied to  JBB @2.1.1    4 months ago

I just saw something about the former 'president' convicted felon and rapists' latest ranting about President Biden and the presidency being stolen from him by Kambala and Barack Hussein, etc., was described as 'just the usual projection of his own insanity' by Nancy Pelosi

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
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2.1.3  Jeremy Retired in NC  replied to  Tessylo @2.1    4 months ago
ed he was deaf, not  drunk.

Kind of like digging up somebody claiming rape after 30 years?

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
3  JBB    4 months ago

Nobody cares...

 
 
 
Sean Treacy
Professor Principal
3.1  Sean Treacy  replied to  JBB @3    4 months ago

Yes, yes, you've been issued your talking points. 

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
3.1.1  JBB  replied to  Sean Treacy @3.1    4 months ago

No, and it is kind of weird you think so...

 
 
 
Sean Treacy
Professor Principal
3.1.2  Sean Treacy  replied to  JBB @3.1.1    4 months ago
d it is kind of weird you think so..

did you get a cracker for that? What's the reward system? 

 
 
 
bugsy
Professor Participates
3.1.3  bugsy  replied to  Sean Treacy @3.1.2    4 months ago

I was wondering the same thing. Do they submit to the handlers how many times they use the word weird for a chance at a vacation at some left wing shithole or something?

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
3.1.4  Tessylo  replied to  JBB @3.1.1    4 months ago

More like perverse when coming from the 'right' and nothing but projection.

 
 
 
Hallux
Professor Principal
3.1.5  Hallux  replied to  bugsy @3.1.3    4 months ago

Does your side submit how many times y'all use 'woke'?

Mirror, mirror on the wall and all that sort of stuffing.

 
 
 
Ronin2
Professor Quiet
3.1.6  Ronin2  replied to  Hallux @3.1.5    4 months ago

If there is a place for cashing that in let me know.

They owe me a bundle.

"Woke, woke, woke, woke, woke, woke, woke, woke".

Wonder if I can count each one as a separate posting?

 
 
 
bugsy
Professor Participates
3.2  bugsy  replied to  JBB @3    4 months ago

But yet you cared about a woman claiming to have been sexually assaulted by Trump in a dressing room decades ago and telling no one for decades until Trump ran for office. 
sad, really

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
3.2.1  JBB  replied to  bugsy @3.2    4 months ago

How many years after some creep forcefully finger fucks you wife, daughter or sister against her will are you going to get over it?

A DWI reduced to reckless driving 30 years ago is regrettable...

Random grabbing women by their privates is a different league.

Keep it up though. It only makes MAGAs look desperately lame!

original

 
 
 
Sparty On
Professor Principal
3.2.2  Sparty On  replied to  JBB @3.2.1    4 months ago

Yeah but breaking the faith with your comrades in arms?     Timeless ….

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
3.2.3  JBB  replied to  Sparty On @3.2.2    4 months ago

You did not answer my question!

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
3.2.4  JBB  replied to  Sparty On @3.2.2    4 months ago

Retiring after 24 years to run for Congress is honorable.

But...

original As for me?

original Because...original

 
 
 
bugsy
Professor Participates
3.2.5  bugsy  replied to  JBB @3.2.4    4 months ago

And herein lies the problem. Blind partisanship and not really knowing what one is voting for. All it takes is a glorious D after the name.

 
 
 
bugsy
Professor Participates
3.2.6  bugsy  replied to  JBB @3.2.1    4 months ago

A woman with any dignity and self

respect would have reported the supposed finger fucking within seconds of it happening TO THE POLICE,  not decades later to a friend, “coincidentally” right after Trump announced he was running for office.

Face it JBB, the finger fucking never happened. It was all just one of her weird fantasies she has publicized about.

Unfortunately, he was tried in a NYC court where finding an unbiased jury is like finding bigfoot in your backyard chilling in your pool on one of your floats sipping on an iced tea.

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
3.2.7  Tessylo  replied to  JBB @3.2.1    4 months ago

The former 'president' traitor convicted felon and rapist has been a rapist for a long time.

EJ told a good friend the day of the rape which is proof.   She also told her friend she didn't know if it was a finger that violated her or his penis because it WAS SO SMALL.

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
3.2.8  Tessylo  replied to  JBB @3.2.4    4 months ago

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Krishna
Professor Expert
3.3  Krishna  replied to  JBB @3    3 months ago
Nobody cares...

I just checked-- this seed now has 117 comments.

Does that mean they cared (cared enough to make 117 comments)?

Maybe, maybe not.

Maybe they were just bored and couldn't figure out anything else to do?

 
 
 
Krishna
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3.3.1  Krishna  replied to  Krishna @3.3    3 months ago
Maybe they were just bored and couldn't figure out anything else to do?

Or maybe... "The dog ate the scrabble pieces?"

So they came here to amuse themselves...?

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
4  JBB    4 months ago

Please let me encourage the gop to continue to attack Vice President Harris' racial identity and Governor Walz's military service. It makes Old Bone Spur and Major Eye Liner look like Weirdos!

original original

 
 
 
Sean Treacy
Professor Principal
4.1  Sean Treacy  replied to  JBB @4    4 months ago
Major Eye Liner just look like fucking weirdos...

Lol. You calling a man who wears eyeliner weird?  Is that the new progressive line? Buddy, wait till you learn about transvestites. 

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
4.1.1  JBB  replied to  Sean Treacy @4.1    4 months ago

original

 
 
 
cjcold
Professor Quiet
4.1.2  cjcold  replied to  JBB @4.1.1    3 months ago

There was a reason Trump had Epstein killed in jail.

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
Senior Expert
4.1.3  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  cjcold @4.1.2    3 months ago

The corrupt Feds let Trump get to him.

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
Senior Expert
4.2  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  JBB @4    4 months ago
Major Eye Liner look like Weirdos!

And you self identify as a Bonxite, right,

 
 
 
Krishna
Professor Expert
4.2.1  Krishna  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @4.2    3 months ago
And you self identify as a Bonxite, right,

Correct.

(Everyone knows that people that live in The Bonx are called "Bonxites")

 
 
 
Krishna
Professor Expert
4.2.2  Krishna  replied to  Krishna @4.2.1    3 months ago
(Everyone knows that people that live in The Bonx are called "Bonxites")

But people from out of town sometimes erroneously call them "Bonxontonians".

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
4.2.3  JBB  replied to  Krishna @4.2.2    3 months ago

NE Bronx self identifies as being NEBROS.

Others may be WEBROS, SEBROS, SWBROS, SOBROS or the lonely NOBROS...

 
 
 
Sparty On
Professor Principal
4.3  Sparty On  replied to  JBB @4    4 months ago

512

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
4.3.1  JBB  replied to  Sparty On @4.3    4 months ago

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Sparty On
Professor Principal
4.3.2  Sparty On  replied to  JBB @4.3.1    4 months ago

512

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
4.3.3  JBB  replied to  Sparty On @4.3.2    4 months ago

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Sparty On
Professor Principal
4.3.4  Sparty On  replied to  JBB @4.3.3    4 months ago

You forgot old twinkle-toes:

800

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
4.3.5  JBB  replied to  Sparty On @4.3.4    4 months ago

You don't have President Biden to trash anymore now, do you?

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Sparty On
Professor Principal
4.3.6  Sparty On  replied to  JBB @4.3.5    4 months ago

Man, I feel sorry for my friends on the left.    I really do.

Good luck in November but just in case, work on your sky screaming technique.    You are gonna need it …..

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
4.3.7  JBB  replied to  Sparty On @4.3.6    4 months ago

Which Translates To...

original Notagonnadoit...

original

original We're Not Going Back!

original original No Weirdos 2024!

original

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
4.3.8  Tessylo  replied to  JBB @4.3.7    4 months ago

Friends on the left?

No friends PERIOD.

 
 
 
Ronin2
Professor Quiet
4.3.9  Ronin2  replied to  JBB @4.3.3    4 months ago

You left Biden falling up the stairs of AF1 (twice); almost falling down the short stairs of AF1; almost falling coming out of Marine 1; falling off his bike while bringing it to a stop; almost falling down 3 very small stairs at the CNN debate; tripping and falling over a small sandbag while on stage; and generally getting lost on stage.

Domo arigato Mr Roboto Biden.

 
 
 
cjcold
Professor Quiet
4.3.10  cjcold  replied to  Sparty On @4.3.6    3 months ago

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Krishna
Professor Expert
4.3.11  Krishna  replied to  Sparty On @4.3.6    3 months ago
Man, I feel sorry for my friends on the left.

You have friends on the left?

 
 
 
Right Down the Center
Masters Guide
4.3.12  Right Down the Center  replied to  JBB @4.3.5    3 months ago

No one wants to grab that thing

 
 
 
George
Junior Expert
5  George    4 months ago

A prostitute and a drunk honor thief walk into a bar…….

The jokes are going to write themselves.

 
 
 
MrFrost
Professor Guide
5.1  MrFrost  replied to  George @5    4 months ago

Two Corinthians walk into a bar... 

 
 
 
MrFrost
Professor Guide
5.2  MrFrost  replied to  George @5    4 months ago
The jokes are going to write themselves.

They don't for trump, he IS the joke. 

 
 
 
Hallux
Professor Principal
5.3  Hallux  replied to  George @5    4 months ago
A prostitute and a drunk honor thief walk into a bar…

What did you order for the drunk?

 
 
 
George
Junior Expert
5.3.1  George  replied to  Hallux @5.3    4 months ago

A DUI, but he said he already had one so i will have to find him something else.

 
 
 
cjcold
Professor Quiet
5.4  cjcold  replied to  George @5    3 months ago

You forget that only liberals are smart enough to write a funny/clever joke.

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
Senior Expert
5.4.1  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  cjcold @5.4    3 months ago

Exactly, show us your best stuff.

 
 
 
bugsy
Professor Participates
5.4.2  bugsy  replied to  cjcold @5.4    3 months ago

Maybe you have never seen some of the memes a certain leftist incessantly posts here. 
Nothing funny or clever about them.

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
5.4.3  JBB  replied to  bugsy @5.4.2    3 months ago

original

 
 
 
bugsy
Professor Participates
5.4.4  bugsy  replied to  JBB @5.4.3    3 months ago

Is she a woman?

Can she define what a woman is?

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
5.4.5  JBB  replied to  bugsy @5.4.4    3 months ago

original

 
 
 
bugsy
Professor Participates
5.4.6  bugsy  replied to  JBB @5.4.5    3 months ago

Yet another meme that makes zero sense.

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
5.4.7  JBB  replied to  bugsy @5.4.6    3 months ago

original

Here's Trump's World's Smallest Organ playing "My Heart Bleeds For You"...

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Drinker of the Wry
Senior Expert
5.4.8  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  JBB @5.4.7    3 months ago

Keep’in it deep.

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
5.4.9  JBB  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @5.4.8    3 months ago

Consider this my artistic interpretation of your commentary on NT.

original If you desire thoughtful responses do not be merely memeworthy!

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
Senior Expert
5.4.10  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  JBB @5.4.9    3 months ago

Thanks, I've loved Muddy Waters and his Chicago Blues sound.

 
 
 
Krishna
Professor Expert
5.5  Krishna  replied to  George @5    3 months ago
A prostitute and a drunk honor thief walk into a bar……. The jokes are going to write themselves.

Good joke. but you forgot the second line:

A prostitute and a drunk honor thief walk into a bar…….

The bartender looks up and says:

The jokes are going to write themselves.

 
 
 
Krishna
Professor Expert
5.5.1  Krishna  replied to  Krishna @5.5    3 months ago

A prostitute and a drunk honor thief walk into a bar…….

A priest, an Imam, a minister, a rabbi, a monk and a nun walk into a bar.

The bartender looks up and says

What is this, some kind of a joke?

 
 
 
JohnRussell
Professor Principal
6  JohnRussell    4 months ago

In a desperate and fruitless attempt to drag the Democratic (not 'Democrat' like right wing losers say it) ticket down to the Trump-Vance level, bad comedy has broken out on Newstalkers. 

 
 
 
Sparty On
Professor Principal
6.1  Sparty On  replied to  JohnRussell @6    4 months ago

The really comical thing here is the rampant denial on display from our friends on the left.

trying to defend the indefensible.

Hilarious!

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
6.1.1  JBB  replied to  Sparty On @6.1    4 months ago

Because drinking and getting a DWI (reduced to reckless driving) 30 years ago is disqualifying and indefensible? Get outta here!

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Sparty On
Professor Principal
6.1.2  Sparty On  replied to  JBB @6.1.1    4 months ago

Old news eh?

800

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
6.1.3  JBB  replied to  Sparty On @6.1.2    4 months ago

Speaking of driving, have you seen Shady J D's new campaign pick-up truck? J D Be Humpin That Olde Campaign Trail Now!

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Sparty On
Professor Principal
6.1.4  Sparty On  replied to  JBB @6.1.3    4 months ago

Let him borrow your couch did you?

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
6.1.5  JBB  replied to  Sparty On @6.1.4    4 months ago

original

 
 
 
Sparty On
Professor Principal
6.1.6  Sparty On  replied to  JBB @6.1.5    4 months ago

800

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
6.1.7  JBB  replied to  Sparty On @6.1.6    4 months ago

original original original

 
 
 
Sparty On
Professor Principal
6.1.8  Sparty On  replied to  JBB @6.1.7    4 months ago

lol ….. keeping it classy like usual I see.

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
6.1.9  Tessylo  replied to  Sparty On @6.1    4 months ago

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Defending the indefensible

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Tessylo
Professor Principal
6.1.10  Tessylo  replied to  Sparty On @6.1.8    4 months ago

#3?

 
 
 
Sparty On
Professor Principal
6.1.11  Sparty On  replied to  Tessylo @6.1.10    4 months ago

Number nine, number nine, number nine ……

 
 
 
Sparty On
Professor Principal
6.1.12  Sparty On  replied to  Tessylo @6.1.9    4 months ago

Always happy to improve a mood that needs it.

You are welcome.

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
6.1.13  JBB  replied to  Sparty On @6.1.12    3 months ago

Then this should cheer you up...

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Krishna
Professor Expert
6.1.14  Krishna  replied to  Sparty On @6.1    3 months ago
our friends on the left.

You have friends on the left?

(Asking for a friend)

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
7  Kavika     4 months ago

$200 fine, wow compared to Trump's $250,000 fine for being a liar that is chump change.

 
 
 
Thomas
Masters Guide
7.1  Thomas  replied to  Kavika @7    4 months ago
$200 fine, wow compared to Trump's $250,000 fine for being a liar that is chump change.

And $250K would be Trump-change...

 
 
 
squiggy
Junior Silent
9  squiggy    4 months ago

"And he failed a field sobriety test, but his lawyer blamed the incident on a combination of his client's bad hearing and that the state trooper didn't turn his siren's on right away."

Took the honorable path and manned right up to being a hazard to society. 

 
 

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