Love is a many splendored thing. Isnt that what the song said? Romance, sunsets, long walks on the beach, holding hands with the one we love, gazing into each others eyes I mean, isnt that what every girl dreams of? The knight in shi ning armor to sweep her off her feet, right? As Cher so succinctly put it to Nicholas Cage in Moonstruck SNAP OUT OF IT! Real life doesnt work that way!...