Funny Signs
Went to the liquor store this morning to stock up and as I was getting my shopping cart I saw this sign:
Nothing says serious business like a shopping cart at the liquor store. Wished I had snapped a pic of that. I giggled all the way thru the store. Mind you, this is my preferred liquor store and I'm there at least once a week. Just never noticed that sign before.
What funny signs have you come across?
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That photo? That 's the one that I told this morning that I don't care if it's Caturday you're not getting any more treats right now, dammit!
The begging pose. Haha
that little shit woke me up at 1330 this morning wanting his treats because I fell asleep on the couch before giving them their night time snackos.
So here I am 12 hours later wide awake and the little shit is napping on my spot on the couch.
I love that little shit, can't you tell?
Morning trout. Well I would rather be woken up at that hour for treats.
My cat landed on the bed at 12.30am y'day morning and then the smell hit me...one pooey bum..far out.
Had to get out of bed and it was a scissors and paper towel job..
Just what you love to do in the middle of the night for the little darlings...😸😸😸😸
My cats seldom get sick, but when they do, it's on my bed. Fun times.
Morning sandy. I have had that so I now have an old newspaper beside the bed.
The first signs of a chuck up I put the newspaper in front of Mishka.. saved a lot of bed washing..😄😄😄
Charlene, our newest member of the family, went to bed with Mr G the other night. She was busy cleaning herself and making him crazy then she proceeds to upchuck down the side of the bed. Needless to say she was booted out
fun times...lol
Signs signs everywhere signs...
If you don't have a cart at the liquor store, you ain't doing it right.
Absolutely! If you need a cart, go home
ok too many beers or it's this laptop (I'm going with the laptop)
That should read: If you don't need a chopping cart go home
My favorites from Florida (where I live) and Texas where I often visit.
I;ve seen both and both are hilarious
Wasn't there a sign about falling iguanas.
It happens in So Florida when the weather gets cold and they will fall out of the trees and lie on the ground looking dead until it warms and then they are off.
LOL
Evidently the second sign was written like 20 years ago.
check this out:
Charlene on the left, the newest addition to the Giggles family and Stubby on the right, longtime BFF of TG.
Note: Stubby can't stand Charlene
I miss having a cat. A hundred pound dog that thinks it is a lapdog is a pain in the ass.
What a sweetheart.
What kind of dog do you have? I had a friend who had a 100 lb Rottweiler and he thought he was a lap dog. One of the sweetest dogs I ever knew
Some college friends of mine have Great Dane mixes that think they're lap dogs. The husband, in particular, is pretty regularly treated like the dogs' favorite sofa. If he sits down, he's there for keeps, weighed down by dogs.
I don't know what it is. I need to get a recent pic. I think the only ones I have was when she had surgery and had a cone around her neck.
I had a Great Dane lay on my arm and I thought he broke it.
Can you post it? I want to see your poochie
Ok, found one of her head. Had to crop it to not show people. Sitting on the couch with a blanket...
You can see her face though.
Would have been easier just to snap a new pic. Christ.
Looks like a shephard. Beauty dog!
Yeah kinda. She has the markings.
Edit...Her ear has always been bent. When my nephew found her as a pup the one ear had like a fold on the tip. It almost looked like it was shut in a door or something.
My cousin (might as well be a sister) had to go out of town so I went over to let her dog out.
She called me and asked me how he was doing so I sent her this pic.
that's all that needs to be said
LOL
Sometimes when puppies fight when they are really young one will get a broken ear.
Sometimes the ear will heal OK sometimes it won't. I always thought of it as pups with broken ears have character.
I used to breed AKC Chow Chows, I had that happen once but I learned to watch for it and stopped puppies who played to hard.
and she was relieved ?
One of my ex boyfriends had a 140 lb goat that thought it was a lap dog. I could only handle about 15 mins of him on my lap because my legs would fall asleep. He also would ride shotgun in the car, my bf regulated to the back seat.
Too cute
check out the label
Hahaha Mine...Mine...
If I let the Gang of 3 get into a bag of Kitty Crack that's exactly what would happen.
BTW...that cat need rehab
LOL
I want to get that kitty crack for my three. I wonder if Chewy carries it.
I just got a cat. His whole name is His Highness, His Most Majestic Majesty, Mango the Magnificent. I I could figure out how I would post a picture.
Then who is the adorable basset hound?
Click on the "Help" in the upper right of the front page. There are articles with instructions for different activities on NT.
That was Waldo D. Bassett. He's is gone now and I miss him terribly. Due to my present situation though I am unable to properly care for a dog and I found out cats are easier to take care of and just as good of a companion. I do miss the big, wet ,sloppy kisses.
He looks like a great guy
I don't have a photo but it's a billboard on I-65 leaving out of Nashville, TN. It's an ad for a liquor store next to a fireworks store. It's called Nervous Charlie's
Years ago I was exiting the freeway, and there was a guy standing at the end of the off ramp, panhandling for money, holding a hand written sign that said: "Why lie? I need a beer."
Honesty in advertising. I like it. I probably would have thrown him a dollar
Me too. Would have to throw him some change. Haha
Now that's a worthwhile donation cause. What do you bet that the money he makes from that sign pays all the bills and supports 3 ex-wives...
I really wish I had taken a pic, but one day before the election last year, I took a walk during my lunch break. One house had what looked like a political sign in the yard, but instead had the words "Giant Comet 2020. Just end it." I got a kick out of that.
While driving thru a town in Wyoming (outside of Cheyenne?) there was a vet clinic next to a taxidermists. I turned to Mr G and said, "either way you're getting Fluffy back"
When I lived in Warrenton in northern VA there was a business not far out of town with this sign....
No matter how many times I passed by this store I could not help but laugh.
It is still there
Thanks charger. I really miss Warrenton. I enjoyed living there. Good to know that it is still there, and entertaining the passersby.
The sign said "Antique tables made daily"
Good to know it is still there. And so is that blasted default hat! Grrrrr!!
From the movies - "It's a sign" (Sleepless in Seattle)
This is the worst thing you'll ever laugh at, and you should feel terrible that you find this amusing. I felt terrible when I found it amusing. Watch to the end for a sign.
Ok, you have some dark humour.
I like it.
This sign was in Kyoto, Japan. It really made me laugh.
Excellent dude!
And then there's this one in a shopping mall near us in Chongqing, China....
But I really did take seriously request # 1 on this sign on the observation deck of the Chengdu Radio and TV Tower.
So I have been waiting to share this for a while now... and this article provided the perfect venue:
I mean WTF?
Again, Jesus cringes...
I have to agree Jbb.
It's pronounced "Hay-ZEUS"
obviously an evangelical.
Love these licence plates:
The BMW convertible of a woman divorce lawyer - great advertising for her profession.
My dentist had the following plate....2th DR.
Is it bad that it took me a while to figure that one out...
I kept thinking secondth....Haha
Does graffiti count?
Written on a bathroom stall...
"You just hate me because I am beautiful and I screwed your dad".
In a different hand below that was written this...
"Go home mom. You are drunk".
OK now I am on a roll.
I know this minister. He is from my hometown and has a great sense of humor so I will share:
On a T-shirt
My husband would love that one.
A little Native American humor.
One more
This one particularly pertinent in this venue.
Those are great, Perrie. The first one on top is my favorite. (grin)
Used to be a sign on the WA./Or. border that said, "They're called cows and yes, they always smell like that".
OMG.....now THAT is funny....
When the pandemic started, a local strip club had the following sign.
CLOTHED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
That is hilarious, Paula.
I blew OJ out my nose when I saw it.
Perfect
Hahaha
That would have been a good sign to post on the fence of my house several years ago. Both my dog and Siamese cat were very protective of their yard, especially, when my kids were very young. Even though the kids never went outside in the yard without me, the dog and cat were always not far away from them and were even more protective of them.
If the cat thought the dog was not being diligent enough, she would box the dog in the chops a few times to let her know she needed to be more alert. (grin)
I saw one....NEVER MIND THE DOG, BEWARE OF THE OWNER
Those are hilarious!
Does anyone here remember the old Burma Shave signs?......
when we were young kids riding the back seat of our parents car while driving up to see our Grandparents in Sulfur Springs TX, we loved to see the Burma Shave signs long the side of the highway going to and from their house, which was a two hour trip each way. I think my first reading lesson was those rode side signs.
The first time I saw BurmaShave signs was 68 years ago when I and my parents drove all the way down from Ontario to Miami Beach, and I recall that they were quite entertaining.
Indeed they were entertaining, Buzz. And no matter how many times we drove to and from my Grandparents house, we still enjoyed those signs. They helped make an other wise boring trip for us kids more bearable. In addition to the signs, we would play "I spy" for a while, but, that usually ended in the "You said...." and "I did not" argument, so we didn't get to play it very long. (grin)
First one is a van I saw and I laughed and then made it a meme.
Next one was sent to me.
Does anybody else remember U-Haul having funny signs painted on the sides of their trucks and trailers? One was "Dolly- good. Hernia - bad." Another was "Packing tip #326 - pack cat and dog in separate crates." I wish they still did that.
As an electrical engineer... would be my advice as well.
You know that that warning means somebody probably did just that.
I keep this one on my desk.
Well that ain’t a good sign....
Seems kind of oxymoronic to me.
Good, time to take the black tape off the light, it looked so tacky anyway.
Definitely a tree-hugger sign...
Nobody said the signs can't be truthful. Haha
No idea what this means, don't want to find out....