The "Incredible" My Pillow Guy
Mike Lindell is incredible - he has NO credibility.
Mike Lindell Claims He Has Election Fraud Evidence To Jail Millions 'For Life'
MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell is confident that he'll be successful in proving the election was fraudulent and recently claimed he has "enough evidence" to put hundreds of millions of people in jail.
Lindell has been a leading voice in former President Donald Trump 's fight to render the 2020 election fraudulent but has failed to prove his case. He's long been touting a looming Supreme Court case filing, pushing his own self-imposed deadlines, and is now advising people to watch what happens over the next seven months.
Speaking with Gina Loudon, host of Dr. Gina Primetime on Real America's Voice on Tuesday, Lindell said he's "more optimistic" today than he was previously.
"We already have all the pieces of the puzzle," Lindell said. "When you talk about evidence, we have enough evidence to put everybody in prison for life –300 some million people."
It's unclear who Lindell was referencing when he mentioned 300 million people (according to the U.S. Census Bureau, the current population of the U.S. stands at just over 332 million). It's also unclear what evidence he has that could prove a criminal act occurred or what crime he believes he can prove.
MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell says he has evidence to put 300 million in jail for election fraud
That’s more people than voted in the 2020 election
Mike Lindell has zero credibility. Butt, I've been holding my fucking breath for the last eleven months waiting to be arrested for election fraud. I wonder where 300 million people could be incarcerated? I guess the Mexicans would have to finally pay for Trump's fucking wall. Apparently Mike Lindell knew what the real purpose of the wall would be. The wall would be necessary to keep Americans in, rather than to keep immigrants out.
If anyone thinks crack cocaine should be legalized, Mike Lindell is a shining example that crack should never be legalized. Lindell is so dain bramaged that he has turned into a complete idiot. So, Mikey is a die hard Retrumplican.
Lots of people have done the math. Butt it's not necessary. Rather than engaging in election fraud, the 300 million people simply needed to vote against The Donald.
Mike Lindell is a shining example that crack should never be legalized.
poetic justice...
Mike Lindell doesn't have an "IQ".
Lindell is a fucking halfwit who only has the "Q".
And his "Q" is, obviously, QAnon.
it'll be very funny when he gets his ass handed to him in court.
atypical xtian nationalist wack job...
Who knows a tax write-off for pillows that no one is buying. Prayer pillows donated! Get one now.
Has anyone seen this many incels in one place? Look at these fucks...
hypocrisy, I mean their fake religious exhibitions, is a security blanket for them.
OMG
'we just pray'
For what?
They're all incels. Angry frustrated little people. They're praying to get laid.
Incels are afraid of women. They hate women for "withholding sex".
Angry frustrated little people.
Yes. They are sexually frustrated.
The only "relief" they get is in their little circle jerks.
Butt they are generous. They give other incels a "helping hand" at their circle jerks.
the willfully ignorant are a major segment in the party of neo-fascism...
no lack of pivot men among the rwnj's...
get a set of free pillowcases with pre-cut eye holes using the promo code "rigged"...
I love that meme!
The Donald crying into his MyPillow is a fucking classic.
Cite
Oops. I hate it when that happens.
I love those "Mein Pillow" memes.
I called Cindy. I told her really funny and really sweet men are dangerous. You're with them, and they make you laugh and laugh and laugh, and then BAM!! All of a sudden you're naked.
Lucky Cindy.
Pull my finger.
Hey, that's not my finger....
I hate to admit it butt...One time I was staying at a hotel and they had the best pillows. Most comfortable things I have ever slept with.
I actually took the pillowcase off of one, unzipped it and took it out of the cover to read the tags and see what they were.
They were some expensive down filled pillows. I broke down and bought some.
Sure beats those cheap foam ones that always go flat...Haha
Mike Lindell has wet dreams.
Mike Lindell's favorite MyPillows are the ones he "dreams on".
Do you really want them? They've been "starched".
ATTENTION!
Anyone who has had a COSTCO account for three years or more can receive a $40 refund for returning their MyPillow to COSTCO.
If you bought your MyPillow from COSTCO you get a full refund if you return it for any (or no) reason.
Okay, who left the rubber padded room door unlocked again?
Lindell would try to sell the pillows.
And don't forget to check out our new padded rooms for your home. Set comes complete to fit your walls.
Kids being brats? Throw them in there for a while. The wife keeps nagging you? Give her a time out.
Also great for sound dampening so loud noises don't carry as far.
Now included is our patented plastic extra large sheets for the floor. Makes cleaning a breeze.
Lol what the fuck? So he has enough evidence to send everyone in the country to prison, including most LEOs and prison staff? I guess I’ll just arrest myself or something, but who is going to prosecute since most prosecutors and judges will be in prison as well?
What he really means is that the QLoons like him want to turn America into a prison camp.
meh, I want to see people like him eventually end up as compost, and the odds are a lot better ...
Why? Because ...
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and Cheerful Post Holiday Shoppers (I hope I covered everyone of all faiths, no faith, and those who worship getting coats at 80% off) to all my NT friends. Please remember to jingle ALL the way. I half-assed jingled once and it wasn't as holidayish.
Lindell is keeping the 'American Collapsar's' hopes alive with his endless renditions of worship at the Trump Gloryholes of grifted dollars. He never did crack. He lied about that too.
Oh. And a very Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to the best of you-----which does not necessarily include the worst of you.
LOLA.
I can't believe it's been a year since I didn't become a better person.
It's impossible to improve upon perfection.
compared to who?
No one can compare to Cobalt!
Ahem...
Oh wait....you were talking about...
Intercourse, (social, of course) and oral activities (like speeches, discussions and dicksuctions).
Cobalt's performance on social platforms is unparalleled.
Love all of ya's! Good morning 2023!
I resolve to return to Ft. Worth, Texas to eat a magnificent porterhouse steak.
Is Cattleman's still in business?
BTW, the steak isn't the only thing I'd love to eat in Ft. Worth....
Alas distance and age will need leave that to a futile albeit fertile imagination.
Cattleman's is alive and well. It's still pretty exclusive. They now host "Evenings With Artistry." They had an extraordinary "beef artist" who carved various cuts of meat to create portraits of diners. Fabulous work. It's a rare medium, well done.
OMG!
I want him to "do you".
Cause I want to eat you.
And we can also go to Cattleman's.
The medium is the message.
The medium is the massage.
The medium is the Mass Age.
How about you do me instead. Then we can go to Cattleman's. I have no interest in their creamy balls however.
I'm a little iffy on "cowpoke taters...especially ones that are loaded
all of my preferred cuts are a lot higher and farther north on the bovine sacrifice...
Don't eat their "road apples" either.
never order rocky mountain oysters in colorado...
Don't get the "lamb fries" in Vermont.
dumb ass mike accuses the RNC of money laundering over the weekend...
duh!
Yeah, he wants to run the Retrumplican Party.
RNC Run Like 'Big Money-Laundering Operation,' Trump Ally Mike Lindell Says
Mike Lindell, a controversial businessman and staunch ally of former President Donald Trump , had harsh words for the Republican National Committee (RNC) as he seeks to be elected to the top role of the political organization.
Prior to his entry into the political sphere, Lindell was best known as the founder and CEO of the sleep product company, MyPillow. In recent years, he has become better known as an outspoken and fierce ally of Trump—loudly supporting the former president's false assertions of fraud in the 2020 election. Lindell frequently claims to have substantial evidence to prove those debunked allegations.
Lindell is also in the midst of challenging Ronna McDaniel for the position of RNC chair. He announced his intention to challenge the incumbent chair in late November, following the GOP's historically disappointing results in the midterm elections last month.
yeah, that's not going to save him from the dominion lawsuit...
a big ziplock of coke was his inspiration for "my pillow"...
that's it!
I love that meme butt I can't take credit for it.
I didn't create that one.
meh...
Fun Fact: The blue whale's anus can expand to 3.5 feet, making it the world's largest asshole next to Mike Lindell.
Has he released the irrefutable proof he claims to have on the stolen election?
gee, maybe there's something to that jonah and the whale thumpertale after all...
Found in a Skymall ad:
shouldn't his pants be down around his ankles in that shot? ...or is he cuddling?
Cuddling as in chewing the shit he burps up?
what's the over/under on that wack job ending up back under a bridge with a crack pipe?
getting his crack money on his knees