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The "Incredible" My Pillow Guy

  
By:  al Jizzerror  •  2 years ago  •  105 comments


The "Incredible" My Pillow Guy
MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell says he has evidence to put 300 million in jail for election fraud

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Mike Lindell is incredible - he has NO credibility.

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Mike Lindell Claims He Has Election Fraud Evidence To Jail Millions 'For Life'


BY JENNI FINK ON 1/12/22 AT 3:01 PM EST



MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell is confident that he'll be successful in proving the election was fraudulent and recently claimed he has "enough evidence" to put hundreds of millions of people in jail.

Lindell has been a leading voice in former President Donald Trump 's fight to render the 2020 election fraudulent but has failed to prove his case. He's long been touting a looming Supreme Court case filing, pushing his own self-imposed deadlines, and is now advising people to watch what happens over the next seven months.

Speaking with Gina Loudon, host of Dr. Gina Primetime on Real America's Voice on Tuesday, Lindell said he's "more optimistic" today than he was previously.

"We already have all the pieces of the puzzle," Lindell said. "When you talk about evidence, we have enough evidence to put everybody in prison for life –300 some million people."

It's unclear who Lindell was referencing when he mentioned 300 million people (according to the U.S. Census Bureau, the current population of the U.S. stands at just over 332 million). It's also unclear what evidence he has that could prove a criminal act occurred or what crime he believes he can prove.

https://www.newsweek.com/mike-lindell-claims-he-has-election-fraud-evidence-jail-millions-life-1668743


MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell says he has evidence to put 300 million in jail for election fraud


That’s more people than voted in the 2020 election



Josh Marcus
San Francisco






https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/mypillow-mike-lindell-2020-election-b1991885.html

Mike Lindell has zero credibility.  Butt, I've been holding my fucking breath for the last eleven months waiting to be arrested for election fraud.  I wonder where 300 million people could be incarcerated?  I guess the Mexicans would have to finally pay for Trump's fucking wall.  Apparently Mike Lindell knew what the real purpose of the wall would be.  The wall would be necessary to keep Americans in, rather than to keep immigrants out.

If anyone thinks crack cocaine should be legalized, Mike Lindell is a shining example that crack should never be legalized.  Lindell is so dain bramaged that he has turned into a complete idiot.  So, Mikey is a die hard Retrumplican. 

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Lots of people have done the math.  Butt it's not necessary.  Rather than engaging in election fraud, the 300 million people simply needed to vote against The Donald.


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al Jizzerror
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1  author  al Jizzerror    2 years ago

Mike Lindell is a shining example that crack should never be legalized.

 
 
 
devangelical
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1.1  devangelical  replied to  al Jizzerror @1    last year

poetic justice...

 
 
 
JohnRussell
Professor Principal
2  JohnRussell    2 years ago

800

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Masters Expert
2.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  JohnRussell @2    2 years ago

Mike Lindell doesn't have an "IQ".

Lindell is a fucking halfwit who only has the "Q".

And his "Q" is, obviously, QAnon. 

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
2.1.1  devangelical  replied to  al Jizzerror @2.1    last year

it'll be very funny when he gets his ass handed to him in court.

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
3  devangelical    2 years ago

atypical xtian nationalist wack job...

 
 
 
cobaltblue
Junior Quiet
3.1  cobaltblue  replied to  devangelical @3    2 years ago

atypical xtian nationalist wack job...

Who knows a tax write-off for pillows that no one is buying. Prayer pillows donated! Get one now. 

Has anyone seen this many incels in one place? Look at these fucks...

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
3.1.1  devangelical  replied to  cobaltblue @3.1    2 years ago

hypocrisy, I mean their fake religious exhibitions, is a security blanket for them.

 
 
 
pat wilson
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3.1.2  pat wilson  replied to  cobaltblue @3.1    2 years ago

OMG jrSmiley_97_smiley_image.gif jrSmiley_85_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
3.1.3  Tessylo  replied to  cobaltblue @3.1    2 years ago

'we just pray'

For what?

 
 
 
cobaltblue
Junior Quiet
3.1.4  cobaltblue  replied to  Tessylo @3.1.3    2 years ago

For what?

They're all incels. Angry frustrated little people. They're praying to get laid.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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3.1.5  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  cobaltblue @3.1.4    2 years ago
They're all incels.

Incels are afraid of women.  They hate women for "withholding sex".

Angry frustrated little people.

Yes.  They are sexually frustrated.

The only "relief" they get is in their little circle jerks.

Butt they are generous.  They give other incels a "helping hand" at their circle jerks.

 

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
3.1.6  devangelical  replied to  cobaltblue @3.1.4    last year

the willfully ignorant are a major segment in the party of neo-fascism... 

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
3.1.7  devangelical  replied to  al Jizzerror @3.1.5    last year
The only "relief" they get is in their little circle jerks.

no lack of pivot men among the rwnj's...

 
 
 
Kavika
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4  Kavika     2 years ago

512

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
4.1  devangelical  replied to  Kavika @4    2 years ago

get a set of free pillowcases with pre-cut eye holes using the promo code "rigged"...

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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4.2  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Kavika @4    2 years ago

I love that meme!

The Donald crying into his MyPillow is a fucking classic.

 
 
 
cobaltblue
Junior Quiet
5  cobaltblue    2 years ago
MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell, who is considering a 2022 run for governor of Minnesota, says he didn’t mean to contribute $50,000 to the bail fund of Kyle Rittenhouse, the 17-year-old Illinois boy charged with fatally shooting two men and wounding another during protests in Kenosha, Wisconsin.

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Oops. I hate it when that happens.

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al Jizzerror
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5.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  cobaltblue @5    2 years ago

I love those "Mein Pillow" memes.

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cobaltblue
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5.1.1  cobaltblue  replied to  al Jizzerror @5.1    2 years ago
I love those "Mein Pillow" memes.

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Ender
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5.1.2  Ender  replied to  cobaltblue @5.1.1    2 years ago
Cindy you don't have to make me crawl no more
Cindy we can make it better than it was before
Tell the boys you belong to me
Tell them anything but stop this bleeding in my heart
 
 
 
cobaltblue
Junior Quiet
5.1.3  cobaltblue  replied to  Ender @5.1.2    2 years ago
Cindy you don't have to make me crawl no more

I called Cindy. I told her really funny and really sweet men are dangerous. You're with them, and they make you laugh and laugh and laugh, and then BAM!! All of a sudden you're naked. 

Lucky Cindy. 

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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5.1.4  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  cobaltblue @5.1.3    2 years ago
You're with them, and they make you laugh and laugh and laugh, and then BAM!! All of a sudden you're naked. 

Pull my finger.

Hey, that's not my finger....

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
9  Ender    2 years ago

I hate to admit it butt...One time I was staying at a hotel and they had the best pillows. Most comfortable things I have ever slept with.

I actually took the pillowcase off of one, unzipped it and took it out of the cover to read the tags and see what they were.

They were some expensive down filled pillows. I broke down and bought some. 

Sure beats those cheap foam ones that always go flat...Haha

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
10  Ender    2 years ago
Send me the pillow that you dream on
Don’t you know that I still care for you?
Send me the pillow that you dream on
So darling, I can dream on it, too
 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Masters Expert
10.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Ender @10    2 years ago
Send me the pillow that you dream on

Mike Lindell has wet dreams.

Mike Lindell's favorite MyPillows are the ones he "dreams on".

Do you really want them?  They've been "starched".

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al Jizzerror
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11  author  al Jizzerror    2 years ago

ATTENTION!

Anyone who has had a COSTCO account for three years or more can receive a $40 refund for returning their MyPillow to COSTCO.

If you bought your MyPillow from COSTCO you get a full refund if you return it for any (or no) reason. 

 
 
 
Ed-NavDoc
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12  Ed-NavDoc    2 years ago

Okay, who left the rubber padded room door unlocked again?

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Masters Expert
12.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Ed-NavDoc @12    2 years ago
the rubber padded room

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Ed-NavDoc
Professor Quiet
12.1.1  Ed-NavDoc  replied to  al Jizzerror @12.1    2 years ago

Lindell would try to sell the pillows.

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
12.1.2  Ender  replied to  al Jizzerror @12.1    2 years ago

And don't forget to check out our new padded rooms for your home. Set comes complete to fit your walls.

Kids being brats? Throw them in there for a while. The wife keeps nagging you? Give her a time out.

Also great for sound dampening so loud noises don't carry as far.

Now included is our patented plastic extra large sheets for the floor. Makes cleaning a breeze.

 
 
 
Thrawn 31
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13  Thrawn 31    2 years ago

Lol what the fuck? So he has enough evidence to send everyone in the country to prison, including most LEOs and prison staff? I guess I’ll just arrest myself or something, but who is going to prosecute since most prosecutors and judges will be in prison as well? 

 
 
 
Gsquared
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13.1  Gsquared  replied to  Thrawn 31 @13    2 years ago

What he really means is that the QLoons like him want to turn America into a prison camp.

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
13.1.1  devangelical  replied to  Gsquared @13.1    2 years ago

meh, I want to see people like him eventually end up as compost, and the odds are a lot better ...

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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13.2  cobaltblue  replied to  Thrawn 31 @13    2 years ago
enough evidence to send everyone in the country to prison

Why? Because ... 

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Gsquared
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14  Gsquared    2 years ago

800

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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15  cobaltblue    2 years ago

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and Cheerful Post Holiday Shoppers (I hope I covered everyone of all faiths, no faith, and those who worship getting coats at 80% off) to all my NT friends. Please remember to jingle ALL the way. I half-assed jingled once and it wasn't as holidayish.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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15.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  cobaltblue @15    2 years ago
jingle ALL the way.

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bbl-1
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16  bbl-1    2 years ago

Lindell is keeping the 'American Collapsar's' hopes alive with his endless renditions of worship at the Trump Gloryholes of grifted dollars.  He never did crack.  He lied about that too.

Oh.  And a very Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to the best of you-----which does not necessarily include the worst of you.

LOLA.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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16.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  bbl-1 @16    2 years ago
a very Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to the best of you

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cobaltblue
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17  cobaltblue    2 years ago

I can't believe it's been a year since I didn't become a better person.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Masters Expert
17.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  cobaltblue @17    2 years ago
I didn't become a better person.

It's impossible to improve upon perfection.

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devangelical
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17.2  devangelical  replied to  cobaltblue @17    2 years ago

compared to who?

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Masters Expert
17.2.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  devangelical @17.2    2 years ago
compared to who?

No one can compare to Cobalt!

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
17.2.2  Ender  replied to  al Jizzerror @17.2.1    2 years ago
It's impossible to improve upon perfection

Ahem...

Oh wait....you were talking about...

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Masters Expert
17.2.3  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Ender @17.2.2    2 years ago
Oh wait....you were talking about...

Intercourse, (social, of course) and oral activities (like speeches, discussions and dicksuctions).

Cobalt's performance on social platforms is unparalleled.

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cobaltblue
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17.2.4  cobaltblue  replied to  al Jizzerror @17.2.3    last year

Love all of ya's! Good morning 2023!

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al Jizzerror
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17.2.5  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  cobaltblue @17.2.4    last year
Love all of ya's! Good morning 2023!
jrSmiley_93_smiley_image.jpg

I resolve to return to Ft. Worth, Texas to eat a magnificent porterhouse steak.

Is Cattleman's still in business?

BTW, the steak isn't the only thing I'd love to eat in Ft. Worth.... 

 
 
 
Hallux
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17.2.6  Hallux  replied to  al Jizzerror @17.2.5    last year
BTW, the steak isn't the only thing I'd love to eat in Ft. Worth...

Alas distance and age will need leave that to a futile albeit fertile imagination.

 
 
 
cobaltblue
Junior Quiet
17.2.7  cobaltblue  replied to  al Jizzerror @17.2.5    last year
Is Cattleman's still in business?

Cattleman's is alive and well. It's still pretty exclusive. They now host "Evenings With Artistry." They had an extraordinary "beef artist" who carved various cuts of meat to create portraits of diners. Fabulous work. It's a rare medium, well done.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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17.2.8  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  cobaltblue @17.2.7    last year
They had an extraordinary "beef artist" who carved various cuts of meat to create portraits of diners.

OMG!

I want him to "do you".

Cause I want to eat you.

And we can also go to Cattleman's.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Masters Expert
17.2.9  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  cobaltblue @17.2.7    last year
It's a rare medium, well done.

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The medium is the message.

The medium is the massage.

The medium is the Mass Age.

 
 
 
cobaltblue
Junior Quiet
17.2.10  cobaltblue  replied to  al Jizzerror @17.2.8    last year
I want him to "do you".

How about you do me instead. Then we can go to Cattleman's. I have no interest in their creamy balls however.

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Trout Giggles
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17.2.11  Trout Giggles  replied to  cobaltblue @17.2.10    last year

I'm a little iffy on "cowpoke taters...especially ones that are loaded

 
 
 
devangelical
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17.2.12  devangelical  replied to  Trout Giggles @17.2.11    last year

all of my preferred cuts are a lot higher and farther north on the bovine sacrifice...

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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17.2.13  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Trout Giggles @17.2.11    last year
cowpoke taters

Don't eat their "road apples" either.

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
17.2.14  devangelical  replied to  Trout Giggles @17.2.11    last year

never order rocky mountain oysters in colorado...

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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17.2.15  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  devangelical @17.2.14    last year
never order rocky mountain oysters in colorado

Don't get the "lamb fries" in Vermont.

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
18  devangelical    last year

dumb ass mike accuses the RNC of money laundering over the weekend...

duh!

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Masters Expert
18.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  devangelical @18    last year
dumb ass mike accuses the RNC of money laundering

Yeah, he wants to run the Retrumplican Party.

RNC Run Like 'Big Money-Laundering Operation,' Trump Ally Mike Lindell Says

BY THOMAS KIKA ON 12/31/22 AT 1:07 PM EST

Mike Lindell, a controversial businessman and staunch ally of former President Donald Trump , had harsh words for the Republican National Committee (RNC) as he seeks to be elected to the top role of the political organization.

Prior to his entry into the political sphere, Lindell was best known as the founder and CEO of the sleep product company, MyPillow. In recent years, he has become better known as an outspoken and fierce ally of Trump—loudly supporting the former president's false assertions of fraud in the 2020 election. Lindell frequently claims to have substantial evidence to prove those debunked allegations.

Lindell is also in the midst of challenging Ronna McDaniel for the position of RNC chair. He announced his intention to challenge the incumbent chair in late November, following the GOP's historically disappointing results in the midterm elections last month.

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
18.1.1  devangelical  replied to  al Jizzerror @18.1    last year

yeah, that's not going to save him from the dominion lawsuit...

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
19  devangelical    last year

a big ziplock of coke was his inspiration for "my pillow"...

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Masters Expert
19.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  devangelical @19    last year
a big ziplock of coke

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devangelical
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19.1.1  devangelical  replied to  al Jizzerror @19.1    last year

that's it!

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Masters Expert
19.1.2  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  devangelical @19.1.1    last year
that's it!

I love that meme butt I can't take credit for it.

I didn't create that one.

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
19.1.3  devangelical  replied to  al Jizzerror @19.1.2    last year

meh...

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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20  cobaltblue    last year

Fun Fact: The blue whale's anus can expand to 3.5 feet, making it the world's largest asshole next to Mike Lindell.

Has he released the irrefutable proof he claims to have on the stolen election?

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
20.1  devangelical  replied to  cobaltblue @20    last year
The blue whale's anus can expand to 3.5 feet

gee, maybe there's something to that jonah and the whale thumpertale after all...

 
 
 
cobaltblue
Junior Quiet
21  cobaltblue    last year

Found in a Skymall ad:

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devangelical
Professor Principal
21.1  devangelical  replied to  cobaltblue @21    last year

shouldn't his pants be down around his ankles in that shot? ...or is he cuddling?

 
 
 
cobaltblue
Junior Quiet
21.1.1  cobaltblue  replied to  devangelical @21.1    last year

shouldn't his pants be down around his ankles in that shot? ...or is he cuddling?

Cuddling as in chewing the shit he burps up?

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
21.1.2  devangelical  replied to  cobaltblue @21.1.1    last year

what's the over/under on that wack job ending up back under a bridge with a crack pipe?

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
21.1.3  Tessylo  replied to  devangelical @21.1.2    last year

getting his crack money on his knees 

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Masters Expert
21.1.4  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Tessylo @21.1.3    last year
getting his crack money on his knees 

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