Five Word Story

By:  Uptownchick  •  one month ago  •  250 comments

Five Word Story
So It Begins...

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Uptownchick
1  author  Uptownchick    one month ago

She never planned for it...

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
1.1  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  Uptownchick @1    one month ago

triplets at thirteen years old

 
 
Uptownchick
1.1.1  author  Uptownchick  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @1.1    one month ago

How will she ever get...

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
1.1.3  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  Uptownchick @1.1.1    one month ago

A father for her children

 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
1.1.4  Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @1.1.3    one month ago

despite they were fur covered..

 
 
Uptownchick
1.1.5  author  Uptownchick  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @1.1.4    one month ago

Could it be Wally or

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
1.1.6  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @1.1.4    one month ago

Hypertrichosis is an awful disease!

 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
1.1.7  Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @1.1.6    one month ago

The doctor recommended buying Nair 

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
1.1.8  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @1.1.7    one month ago

She called them all Sasquatches

 
 
JenSiNner
1.1.9  JenSiNner  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @1.1.8    one month ago

Except for the runt, Manatee

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
1.1.10  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  JenSiNner @1.1.9    one month ago

She porpoised to another Man.

 
 
JenSiNner
1.1.11  JenSiNner  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @1.1.10    one month ago

Knowing the dolphin was right

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
1.1.12  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  JenSiNner @1.1.11    one month ago

They were told, get a room

 
 
Uptownchick
3  author  Uptownchick    one month ago

And their daddy was a

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
3.1  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  Uptownchick @3    one month ago

Foreign exchange student from Romania

 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
3.1.1  Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @3.1    one month ago

but an undercover hitman, too.

 
 
JenSiNner
3.1.2  JenSiNner  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @3.1.1    one month ago

Frozen steaks were his weapons

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
3.1.3  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  JenSiNner @3.1.2    one month ago

He tboned her biological dad

 
 
JenSiNner
3.1.4  JenSiNner  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @3.1.3    one month ago

flank steaked her mother twice

 
 
Trout Giggles
3.1.5  Trout Giggles  replied to  JenSiNner @3.1.4    one month ago

and ribbed her brother tenderly

 
 
JenSiNner
3.1.6  JenSiNner  replied to  Trout Giggles @3.1.5    one month ago

baked potatoes on the side

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
3.1.7  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  JenSiNner @3.1.6    one month ago

Impaled babushka with a shishkabob

 
 
Uptownchick
6  author  Uptownchick    one month ago

So at the tender age

 
 
JenSiNner
6.1  JenSiNner  replied to  Uptownchick @6    one month ago

of 63 in dog years

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
7  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη    one month ago

Eight, they joined the circus

 
 
JenSiNner
7.1  JenSiNner  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @7    one month ago

In wigs and ill-fitting costumes

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
7.1.1  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  JenSiNner @7.1    one month ago

Their tricycles traversed the rope.

 
 
JenSiNner
7.1.2  JenSiNner  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @7.1.1    one month ago

Awkwardly looking for Bass Pro

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
7.1.3  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  JenSiNner @7.1.2    one month ago

Instead went ass to toe

 
 
JenSiNner
7.1.4  JenSiNner  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @7.1.3    one month ago

not one net in sight

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
7.1.5  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  JenSiNner @7.1.4    one month ago

she landed on a clown

 
 
Trout Giggles
7.1.6  Trout Giggles  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @7.1.5    one month ago

in a three piece suit

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
7.1.7  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  Trout Giggles @7.1.6    one month ago

They had to use forceps

 
 
Trout Giggles
7.1.8  Trout Giggles  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @7.1.7    one month ago

to remove a clock from

 
 
charger 383
7.1.9  charger 383  replied to  Trout Giggles @7.1.8    one month ago

the clown's big fat butt

 
 
charger 383
7.1.10  charger 383  replied to  charger 383 @7.1.9    one month ago

 took a licking kept ticking

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
7.1.11  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  charger 383 @7.1.10    4 weeks ago

It told time like shit.

 
 
charger 383
7.1.12  charger 383  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @7.1.11    4 weeks ago

twice it struck thirteen o'clock

 
 
Uptownchick
9  author  Uptownchick    one month ago

and became known as the

 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
9.1  Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  Uptownchick @9    one month ago

"The Fabulous Flying Furry Firths"

 
 
Uptownchick
9.1.1  author  Uptownchick  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @9.1    one month ago

Taking the show to all

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
9.1.2  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  Uptownchick @9.1.1    one month ago

They performed the thriller dance

 
 
Uptownchick
9.1.3  author  Uptownchick  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @9.1.2    one month ago

But once they matured they

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
9.1.4  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  Uptownchick @9.1.3    one month ago

Toured as a burlesque show

 
 
Uptownchick
9.1.5  author  Uptownchick  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @9.1.4    one month ago

and changed their name to

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
9.1.7  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  Uptownchick @9.1.5    one month ago

Hair, leather, silk and lace

 
 
Uptownchick
9.1.8  author  Uptownchick  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @9.1.7    one month ago

There was that one show

 
 
Trout Giggles
9.1.9  Trout Giggles  replied to  Uptownchick @9.1.8    one month ago

at the Chickamunga County Fair

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
9.1.10  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  Trout Giggles @9.1.9    one month ago

When their hair caught fire

 
 
JenSiNner
9.1.11  JenSiNner  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @9.1.10    one month ago

Manatee merely laughed and burped

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
9.1.12  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  JenSiNner @9.1.11    one month ago

Right after she finished the

 
 
JenSiNner
9.1.13  JenSiNner  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @9.1.12    one month ago

shrimp basket and hush puppies

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
9.1.14  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  JenSiNner @9.1.13    one month ago

She vomited on the crowd

 
 
JenSiNner
9.1.15  JenSiNner  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @9.1.14    one month ago

The crowd vomited while running

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
9.1.16  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  JenSiNner @9.1.15    one month ago

the elephants started to slip

 
 
charger 383
9.1.17  charger 383  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @9.1.16    one month ago

causing them to trumpet loudly 

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
9.1.18  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  charger 383 @9.1.17    4 weeks ago

The circus lion was crushed

 
 
charger 383
9.1.19  charger 383  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @9.1.18    4 weeks ago

by overturned cotton candy stand

 
 
charger 383
9.1.20  charger 383  replied to  charger 383 @9.1.19    4 weeks ago

his mane was sticky pink

 
 
charger 383
10  charger 383    one month ago

when everything fell completely off  

 
 
charger 383
10.1  charger 383  replied to  charger 383 @10    one month ago

at halftime during Super Bowl

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
10.1.1  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  charger 383 @10.1    one month ago

Fur concealed their hoo hoos

 
 
charger 383
10.1.2  charger 383  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @10.1.1    one month ago

 the crowd yelled for more

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
10.1.3  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  charger 383 @10.1.2    one month ago

Health department demanded hair nets

 
 
MrFrost
10.1.4  MrFrost  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @10.1.3    one month ago

for their heads as well.

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
10.1.5  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  MrFrost @10.1.4    one month ago

One left the circus for

 
 
Trout Giggles
10.1.6  Trout Giggles  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @10.1.5    one month ago

a career in the navy

 
 
devangelical
10.1.7  devangelical  replied to  Trout Giggles @10.1.6    one month ago

thinking head was a verb

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
10.1.8  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  devangelical @10.1.7    one month ago

discharged for clogging the shower

 
 
JenSiNner
10.1.9  JenSiNner  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @10.1.1    one month ago

And tattoos their tattas too

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
10.1.10  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  JenSiNner @10.1.9    one month ago

They shaved their breasts for

 
 
JenSiNner
10.1.11  JenSiNner  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @10.1.10    one month ago

the fifth time that summer

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
10.1.12  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  JenSiNner @10.1.11    one month ago

laser was financially not possible

 
 
charger 383
11  charger 383    one month ago

 the other two tried this

 
 
Uptownchick
11.1  author  Uptownchick  replied to  charger 383 @11    one month ago

new hair remover and went

 
 
Trout Giggles
11.1.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  Uptownchick @11.1    one month ago

and went South for Spring

 
 
JenSiNner
11.1.2  JenSiNner  replied to  Trout Giggles @11.1.1    one month ago

Hoping to avoid rising floods

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
11.1.3  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  JenSiNner @11.1.2    one month ago

No bridge to far to

 
 
Trout Giggles
11.1.4  Trout Giggles  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @11.1.3    one month ago

drive a clown car over

 
 
charger 383
11.1.5  charger 383  replied to  Trout Giggles @11.1.4    one month ago

the hill through the woods

 
 
Trout Giggles
11.1.6  Trout Giggles  replied to  charger 383 @11.1.5    one month ago

to grandmother's house we go

 
 
charger 383
11.1.7  charger 383  replied to  Trout Giggles @11.1.6    one month ago

for Thanksgiving Dinner and drinking

 
 
charger 383
11.1.8  charger 383  replied to  charger 383 @11.1.7    4 weeks ago

turkey, oysters, fixings and moonshine

 
 
Trout Giggles
11.1.9  Trout Giggles  replied to  charger 383 @11.1.8    4 weeks ago

amidst fighting, football, and farting

 
 
charger 383
11.1.10  charger 383  replied to  Trout Giggles @11.1.9    4 weeks ago

then they slept two days

 
 
charger 383
12  charger 383    one month ago

partly bald and got sunburned

 
 
Nowhere Man
12.1  Nowhere Man  replied to  charger 383 @12    one month ago

while walking up the beach

 
 
charger 383
12.1.1  charger 383  replied to  Nowhere Man @12.1    one month ago

they found an old lamp

 
 
Nowhere Man
12.1.2  Nowhere Man  replied to  charger 383 @12.1.1    one month ago

and caressed it very gently

 
 
charger 383
12.1.3  charger 383  replied to  Nowhere Man @12.1.2    one month ago

and out Barbara Eden came

 
 
Uptownchick
12.1.4  author  Uptownchick  replied to  charger 383 @12.1.3    one month ago

giving Silk and Lace their

 
 
Uptownchick
12.1.5  author  Uptownchick  replied to  Uptownchick @12.1.4    one month ago

wishes of becoming the most

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
12.1.6  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  Uptownchick @12.1.5    one month ago

Silk is pregnant with two

 
 
Uptownchick
12.1.7  author  Uptownchick  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @12.1.6    one month ago

werewolves because she did something

 
 
charger 383
12.1.8  charger 383  replied to  Uptownchick @12.1.7    one month ago

when the moon was full

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
12.1.9  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  charger 383 @12.1.8    one month ago

Now the local Gypsy warns

 
 
Trout Giggles
12.1.10  Trout Giggles  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @12.1.9    one month ago

don't drink the water, Boy

 
 
Nowhere Man
12.1.11  Nowhere Man  replied to  Trout Giggles @12.1.10    one month ago

except after the winter solstice

 
 
charger 383
12.1.12  charger 383  replied to  Nowhere Man @12.1.11    one month ago

Lace was midwife for werewolfs 

 
 
charger 383
12.1.13  charger 383  replied to  charger 383 @12.1.12    one month ago

the baby shower was held

 
 
Uptownchick
12.1.14  author  Uptownchick  replied to  charger 383 @12.1.13    one month ago

at the Chickamunga County Fair

(lol...apologies to Giggles, just bringing it back around!)

 
 
Trout Giggles
12.1.15  Trout Giggles  replied to  Uptownchick @12.1.14    one month ago

on the Twirl - A - Whirl

 
 
Uptownchick
12.1.16  author  Uptownchick  replied to  Trout Giggles @12.1.15    one month ago

Who wants a free ride?

 
 
Trout Giggles
12.1.17  Trout Giggles  replied to  Uptownchick @12.1.16    one month ago

I do! Said the Horse

 
 
Nowhere Man
12.1.18  Nowhere Man  replied to  Trout Giggles @12.1.17    one month ago

and Lace was happy to

 
 
Uptownchick
12.1.19  author  Uptownchick  replied to  Nowhere Man @12.1.18    one month ago

go the extra mile when

 
 
Trout Giggles
12.1.20  Trout Giggles  replied to  Uptownchick @12.1.19    one month ago

the Horse took a nap

 
 
Uptownchick
12.1.21  author  Uptownchick  replied to  Trout Giggles @12.1.20    one month ago

She took great delight in

 
 
Trout Giggles
12.1.22  Trout Giggles  replied to  Uptownchick @12.1.21    one month ago

blowing in his Horsey nose

 
 
Uptownchick
12.1.23  author  Uptownchick  replied to  Trout Giggles @12.1.22    one month ago

Nose? Is that what he

 
 
charger 383
12.1.24  charger 383  replied to  Uptownchick @12.1.23    one month ago

jumped the fence because of?

 
 
charger 383
12.1.25  charger 383  replied to  charger 383 @12.1.24    one month ago

after the horse they ran  

 
 
Uptownchick
12.1.26  author  Uptownchick  replied to  charger 383 @12.1.25    one month ago

with only one thing standing

 
 
Trout Giggles
12.1.27  Trout Giggles  replied to  Uptownchick @12.1.26    one month ago

and that was his nose

 
 
Uptownchick
12.1.28  author  Uptownchick  replied to  Trout Giggles @12.1.27    one month ago

Man sized Kleenex in hand

 
 
Trout Giggles
12.1.29  Trout Giggles  replied to  Uptownchick @12.1.28    one month ago

mopping up snot from sneezing

 
 
charger 383
12.1.30  charger 383  replied to  Trout Giggles @12.1.29    one month ago

 caused by the werewolf fur

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
12.1.31  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  charger 383 @12.1.30    one month ago

The hair was caught between

 
 
Uptownchick
12.1.32  author  Uptownchick  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @12.1.31    one month ago

His big horsey teeth

 
 
JenSiNner
12.1.33  JenSiNner  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @12.1.31    one month ago

The arm pit of despair

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
12.1.34  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  JenSiNner @12.1.33    one month ago

She had to shave teeth

 
 
Uptownchick
12.1.35  author  Uptownchick  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @12.1.34    one month ago

the werewolf hair clogging the

 
 
Trout Giggles
12.1.36  Trout Giggles  replied to  Uptownchick @12.1.35    one month ago

drains in the horse barn

 
 
charger 383
12.1.37  charger 383  replied to  Trout Giggles @12.1.36    one month ago

 flooding nearby ice cream stand

 
 
Trout Giggles
12.1.38  Trout Giggles  replied to  charger 383 @12.1.37    one month ago

making little children weep and

 
 
Uptownchick
12.1.39  author  Uptownchick  replied to  Trout Giggles @12.1.38    one month ago

grown-ass men fall to

 
 
charger 383
12.1.40  charger 383  replied to  Uptownchick @12.1.39    one month ago

their butts in horse poo

 
 
Uptownchick
12.1.41  author  Uptownchick  replied to  charger 383 @12.1.40    one month ago

leaving Silk and Lace howling

 
 
charger 383
12.1.42  charger 383  replied to  Uptownchick @12.1.41    4 weeks ago

at the full moon rising

 
 
Uptownchick
12.1.43  author  Uptownchick  replied to  charger 383 @12.1.42    4 weeks ago

Silk and Lace made plans

 
 
Nowhere Man
12.1.44  Nowhere Man  replied to  Uptownchick @12.1.43    4 weeks ago

to do it all again

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
12.1.45  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  Nowhere Man @12.1.44    4 weeks ago

Getting the act back together

 
 
charger 383
12.1.46  charger 383  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @12.1.45    4 weeks ago

the reunion tour started at

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
12.1.47  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  charger 383 @12.1.46    4 weeks ago

The Hooterville Spring break rodeo

 
 
charger 383
12.1.48  charger 383  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @12.1.47    4 weeks ago

they arrived on the Cannonball

 
 
charger 383
12.1.49  charger 383  replied to  charger 383 @12.1.48    3 weeks ago

 stayed at the Shady Rest

 
 
Trout Giggles
12.1.50  Trout Giggles  replied to  charger 383 @12.1.49    3 weeks ago

and slept thru the race

 
 
Uptownchick
12.1.51  author  Uptownchick  replied to  Trout Giggles @12.1.50    3 weeks ago

Dreaming of the night that

 
 
charger 383
12.1.52  charger 383  replied to  Uptownchick @12.1.51    3 weeks ago

they met the seven dwarfs

 
 
Uptownchick
12.1.53  author  Uptownchick  replied to  charger 383 @12.1.52    3 weeks ago

 Chesty, Tipsy, Titsy, Dirty, Sleazy...

 
 
Trout Giggles
12.1.54  Trout Giggles  replied to  Uptownchick @12.1.53    3 weeks ago

Smoky, and Snow's favorite dwarf...

 
 
Uptownchick
12.1.55  author  Uptownchick  replied to  Trout Giggles @12.1.54    3 weeks ago

Would that be High-Ho?

 
 
Trout Giggles
12.1.56  Trout Giggles  replied to  Uptownchick @12.1.55    3 weeks ago

her favorite bartender and dealer

 
 
charger 383
12.1.57  charger 383  replied to  Trout Giggles @12.1.56    3 weeks ago

off to work they go

 
 
Uptownchick
12.1.58  author  Uptownchick  replied to  charger 383 @12.1.57    3 weeks ago

displaying their wares for the

 
 
charger 383
12.1.59  charger 383  replied to  Uptownchick @12.1.58    3 weeks ago

guests at the Shady Rest 

 
 
charger 383
12.1.60  charger 383  replied to  charger 383 @12.1.59    3 weeks ago

Uncle Joe suddenly moved fast

 
 
Trout Giggles
12.1.61  Trout Giggles  replied to  charger 383 @12.1.60    3 weeks ago

his feet were on fire

 
 
charger 383
12.1.62  charger 383  replied to  Trout Giggles @12.1.61    3 weeks ago

he chased them all around

 
 
Uptownchick
12.1.63  author  Uptownchick  replied to  charger 383 @12.1.62    3 weeks ago

yelling...Stop drop and roll!

 
 
charger 383
12.1.64  charger 383  replied to  Uptownchick @12.1.63    3 weeks ago

they climbed train's water tank 

 
 
charger 383
12.1.65  charger 383  replied to  charger 383 @12.1.64    3 weeks ago

joined the Petticoat Junction girls 

 
 
charger 383
12.1.66  charger 383  replied to  charger 383 @12.1.65    3 weeks ago

splashing half the water out 

 
 
Uptownchick
12.1.67  author  Uptownchick  replied to  charger 383 @12.1.66    3 weeks ago

and sending their petticoats flying!

 
 
charger 383
12.1.68  charger 383  replied to  Uptownchick @12.1.67    3 weeks ago

they had nothing on, but

 
 
Uptownchick
12.1.69  author  Uptownchick  replied to  charger 383 @12.1.68    3 weeks ago

the fur on their backs

 
 
charger 383
12.1.70  charger 383  replied to  Uptownchick @12.1.69    3 weeks ago

which had turned bright red

 
 
Uptownchick
12.1.71  author  Uptownchick  replied to  charger 383 @12.1.70    3 weeks ago

matching the color of their

 
 
charger 383
12.1.72  charger 383  replied to  Uptownchick @12.1.71    3 weeks ago

skin sunburned, from the beach

 
 
charger 383
12.1.73  charger 383  replied to  charger 383 @12.1.72    2 weeks ago

red all over they are

 
 
Krishna
13  Krishna    one month ago

Should blame Hillary ... or Trump?

 
 
Buzz of the Orient
13.1  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Krishna @13    one month ago

Did they have an affair?

 
 
Krishna
13.1.1  Krishna  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @13.1    one month ago

Did they have an affair?

Perhaps yes...or maybe not!
 
 
Krishna
13.2  Krishna  replied to  Krishna @13    one month ago

Should blame Hillary ... or Trump?

Just me-- doing some trolling!

 
 
JenSiNner
13.2.1  JenSiNner  replied to  Krishna @13.2    one month ago

Expert trolling is an art

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
13.2.2  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  JenSiNner @13.2.1    4 weeks ago

When you have to fart.

 
 
Krishna
13.2.3  Krishna  replied to  JenSiNner @13.2.1    2 weeks ago

Expert trolling is an art

Yet its also a science!

 
 
It Is ME
14  It Is ME    one month ago

We say the Darndest things.

This was the "END".....right ? jrSmiley_87_smiley_image.gif

 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
15  Galen Marvin Ross    2 weeks ago
red all over they are

Running through the hotel naked,

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
15.1  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  Galen Marvin Ross @15    2 weeks ago

Rubbing buttholes on door knobs.

 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
15.1.1  Galen Marvin Ross  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @15.1    2 weeks ago

They decided to have an 

 
 
charger 383
15.1.2  charger 383  replied to  Galen Marvin Ross @15.1.1    2 weeks ago

evening of drinking and dancing

 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
15.1.3  Galen Marvin Ross  replied to  charger 383 @15.1.2    2 weeks ago

Which devolved into a night 

 
 
Uptownchick
15.1.4  author  Uptownchick  replied to  Galen Marvin Ross @15.1.3    2 weeks ago

of debauchery and a stay

 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
15.1.5  Galen Marvin Ross  replied to  Uptownchick @15.1.4    2 weeks ago

in Billie Jo's Room O'Pain.

 
 
Uptownchick
15.1.6  author  Uptownchick  replied to  Galen Marvin Ross @15.1.5    2 weeks ago

that was run by Anastasia

 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
15.1.7  Galen Marvin Ross  replied to  Uptownchick @15.1.6    2 weeks ago

Mistress of the Wheel of

 
 
Uptownchick
15.1.8  author  Uptownchick  replied to  Galen Marvin Ross @15.1.7    2 weeks ago

Orgasmic pleasure...one spin each

 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
15.1.9  Galen Marvin Ross  replied to  Uptownchick @15.1.8    2 weeks ago

for all three girls had

 
 
Uptownchick
15.1.10  author  Uptownchick  replied to  Galen Marvin Ross @15.1.9    2 weeks ago

their blood red eyes on

 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
15.1.11  Galen Marvin Ross  replied to  Uptownchick @15.1.10    2 weeks ago

the naked girls the Werewolves

 
 
Uptownchick
15.1.12  author  Uptownchick  replied to  Galen Marvin Ross @15.1.11    2 weeks ago

and Uncle Joe waiting for 

 
 
dave-2693993
15.1.13  dave-2693993  replied to  Uptownchick @15.1.12    2 weeks ago

the train at the junction

 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
15.1.14  Galen Marvin Ross  replied to  dave-2693993 @15.1.13    2 weeks ago

He could see the Werewolves

 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
15.1.15  Galen Marvin Ross  replied to  Galen Marvin Ross @15.1.14    2 weeks ago

from where he stood giving

 
 
charger 383
15.1.16  charger 383  replied to  Galen Marvin Ross @15.1.15    2 weeks ago

 leftover Halloween candy to kids 

 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
15.1.17  Galen Marvin Ross  replied to  charger 383 @15.1.16    2 weeks ago

[Removed]

 
 
charger 383
15.1.18  charger 383  replied to  charger 383 @15.1.16    2 weeks ago

but he gave them these

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
15.1.19  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  charger 383 @15.1.18    2 weeks ago

tootsie rolls for the trolls

 
 
charger 383
16  charger 383    2 weeks ago

Uncle Joe sold adult toys

 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
16.1  Galen Marvin Ross  replied to  charger 383 @16    2 weeks ago
Uncle Joe sold adult toys

The sisters demonstrated them to

 
 
charger 383
16.1.1  charger 383  replied to  Galen Marvin Ross @16.1    2 weeks ago

everybody at Drucker's General Store

 
 
charger 383
16.1.2  charger 383  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.1    2 weeks ago

Eva and ZsaZsa Gabor modeled 

 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
16.1.3  Galen Marvin Ross  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.2    2 weeks ago

Latex and, leather dominatrix clothes

 
 
Uptownchick
16.1.4  author  Uptownchick  replied to  Galen Marvin Ross @16.1.3    2 weeks ago

since Silk and Lace were

 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
16.1.5  Galen Marvin Ross  replied to  Uptownchick @16.1.4    2 weeks ago

there, they joined the fun

 
 
charger 383
16.1.6  charger 383  replied to  Galen Marvin Ross @16.1.5    2 weeks ago

Petticoat Junction has new meaning

 
 
charger 383
16.1.7  charger 383  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.6    2 weeks ago

It's were undergarments meet toys

(also fun comment number 200)

 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
16.1.8  Galen Marvin Ross  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.7    one week ago

Uncle Joe joined the girls

 
 
charger 383
16.1.9  charger 383  replied to  Galen Marvin Ross @16.1.8    one week ago

trying on all the things

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
16.1.10  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  Galen Marvin Ross @16.1.8    one week ago
Uncle Joe joined the girls

He liked wearing their clothes

 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
16.1.11  Galen Marvin Ross  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.9    one week ago

deciding on a leather teddy,

 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
16.1.12  Galen Marvin Ross  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @16.1.10    one week ago
He liked wearing their clothes

And, caught Mr. Drucker's eye,

 
 
Uptownchick
16.1.13  author  Uptownchick  replied to  Galen Marvin Ross @16.1.12    one week ago

popping out of his head!

 
 
charger 383
16.1.14  charger 383  replied to  Uptownchick @16.1.13    one week ago

 Sam got dressed up too

 
 
Uptownchick
16.1.15  author  Uptownchick  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.14    one week ago

in a matching Silk teddy

 
 
charger 383
16.1.16  charger 383  replied to  Uptownchick @16.1.15    one week ago

Ralph, the carpenter, was confused

 
 
Uptownchick
16.1.17  author  Uptownchick  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.16    one week ago

His was made of wood

 
 
charger 383
16.1.18  charger 383  replied to  Uptownchick @16.1.17    one week ago

because, he was a she

 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
16.1.19  Galen Marvin Ross  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.18    one week ago

Ralph's sister Ralph joined in,

 
 
charger 383
16.1.20  charger 383  replied to  Galen Marvin Ross @16.1.19    one week ago

BillyJo, BobbieJo, BettyJo, got excited

 
 
charger 383
16.1.21  charger 383  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.20    6 days ago

everybody jumped in the watertank

 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
16.1.22  Galen Marvin Ross  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.21    6 days ago

Naked they all splashed to,

 
 
Uptownchick
16.1.23  author  Uptownchick  replied to  Galen Marvin Ross @16.1.22    6 days ago

make waves and stir things

 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
16.1.24  Galen Marvin Ross  replied to  Uptownchick @16.1.23    6 days ago

up, with some success the 

 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
16.1.25  Galen Marvin Ross  replied to  Galen Marvin Ross @16.1.24    6 days ago

they saw things rise to

 
 
Uptownchick
16.1.26  author  Uptownchick  replied to  Galen Marvin Ross @16.1.25    6 days ago

the top, they were shaped

 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
16.1.27  Galen Marvin Ross  replied to  Uptownchick @16.1.26    6 days ago

like a phalanx.....oh wait,

 
 
Uptownchick
16.1.28  author  Uptownchick  replied to  Galen Marvin Ross @16.1.27    6 days ago

that's not what it is!

 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
16.1.29  Galen Marvin Ross  replied to  Uptownchick @16.1.28    6 days ago

The boys were floating on

 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
16.1.30  Galen Marvin Ross  replied to  Galen Marvin Ross @16.1.29    6 days ago

their backs with Uncle Joe

 
 
charger 383
16.1.31  charger 383  replied to  Galen Marvin Ross @16.1.30    5 days ago

the girls floated with them 

 
 
charger 383
16.1.32  charger 383  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.31    5 days ago

along with a rubber ducky 

 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
16.1.33  Galen Marvin Ross  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.32    4 days ago

boy, girl, they floated together,

 
 
Trout Giggles
16.1.34  Trout Giggles  replied to  Galen Marvin Ross @16.1.33    4 days ago

We all float, Georgie, come

 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
16.1.35  Galen Marvin Ross  replied to  Trout Giggles @16.1.34    4 days ago

show us your weinee said

 
 
Trout Giggles
16.1.36  Trout Giggles  replied to  Galen Marvin Ross @16.1.35    4 days ago

said Pennywise the Evil Clown

 
 
Nowhere Man
16.1.37  Nowhere Man  replied to  Trout Giggles @16.1.36    4 days ago

and I'll show you my

 
 
Trout Giggles
16.1.38  Trout Giggles  replied to  Nowhere Man @16.1.37    4 days ago

Red balloon...we all float

 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
16.1.39  Galen Marvin Ross  replied to  Trout Giggles @16.1.38    4 days ago

now bend oveh and, I'll

 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
16.1.40  Galen Marvin Ross  replied to  Galen Marvin Ross @16.1.39    4 days ago

show you why they call

 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
16.1.41  Galen Marvin Ross  replied to  Galen Marvin Ross @16.1.40    4 days ago

me "Long Dong Slong" Georgie,

 
 
charger 383
16.1.42  charger 383  replied to  Galen Marvin Ross @16.1.41    4 days ago

we don't know what all

 
 
charger 383
16.1.43  charger 383  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.42    4 days ago

happened, but everybody seemed happy

 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
16.1.44  Galen Marvin Ross  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.43    4 days ago

and, nine months later there

 
 
Uptownchick
16.1.45  author  Uptownchick  replied to  Galen Marvin Ross @16.1.44    4 days ago

was another set of triplets

 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
16.1.46  Galen Marvin Ross  replied to  Uptownchick @16.1.45    4 days ago

with clown faces and, furry

 
 
charger 383
16.1.47  charger 383  replied to  Galen Marvin Ross @16.1.46    3 days ago

red hair between their legs

 
 
Uptownchick
16.1.48  author  Uptownchick  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.47    3 days ago

wait...what? How did that

 
 
charger 383
16.1.49  charger 383  replied to  Uptownchick @16.1.48    2 days ago

that night in the watertank

 
 
charger 383
16.1.50  charger 383  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.49    2 days ago

was a Blue Full Moon

 
 
Uptownchick
16.1.51  author  Uptownchick  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.50    15 hours ago

Their moons were red as

 
 
Uptownchick
19  author  Uptownchick    2 weeks ago

Thanks for playing, closing now.

 
 
Uptownchick
19.1  author  Uptownchick  replied to  Uptownchick @19    2 weeks ago

Reopened...no politics...have fun!

 
 
Ed-NavDoc
20  Ed-NavDoc    one week ago

Gone South for the winter!

 
 
dave-2693993
20.1  dave-2693993  replied to  Ed-NavDoc @20    one week ago
Snow birds on the way.

Snow birds on the way.

(Ignore #21 below and delete it)

 
 
dave-2693993
21  dave-2693993    one week ago
(deleted)
 
 
Uptownchick
21.1  author  Uptownchick  replied to  dave-2693993 @21    one week ago

Starting a new chapter/story? jrSmiley_87_smiley_image.gif

 
 
dave-2693993
21.1.1  dave-2693993  replied to  Uptownchick @21.1    one week ago

I couldn't think of anything for Petticoat Junction at the time and meant to follow Ed's comment.

Sorry.

 
 
Uptownchick
21.1.2  author  Uptownchick  replied to  dave-2693993 @21.1.1    one week ago

No problem! Just wondered...the story has evolved so I was trying to keep up! 

 
 
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