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Five Word Story

  
By:  Uptownchick  •  6 years ago  •  350 comments


Five Word Story
So It Begins...

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Everyone adds their five words to the end of the previous post...


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Uptownchick
Junior Silent
1  author  Uptownchick    6 years ago

She never planned for it...

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
3  author  Uptownchick    6 years ago

And their daddy was a

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
6  author  Uptownchick    6 years ago

So at the tender age

 
 
 
JenSiNner
Freshman Silent
6.1  JenSiNner  replied to  Uptownchick @6    6 years ago

of 63 in dog years

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
9  author  Uptownchick    6 years ago

and became known as the

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Principal
9.1  Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  Uptownchick @9    6 years ago

"The Fabulous Flying Furry Firths"

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
9.1.1  author  Uptownchick  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @9.1    6 years ago

Taking the show to all

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
9.1.3  author  Uptownchick  replied to  Release The Kraken @9.1.2    6 years ago

But once they matured they

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
9.1.5  author  Uptownchick  replied to  Release The Kraken @9.1.4    6 years ago

and changed their name to

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
9.1.8  author  Uptownchick  replied to  Release The Kraken @9.1.7    6 years ago

There was that one show

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
9.1.9  Trout Giggles  replied to  Uptownchick @9.1.8    6 years ago

at the Chickamunga County Fair

 
 
 
JenSiNner
Freshman Silent
9.1.11  JenSiNner  replied to  Release The Kraken @9.1.10    6 years ago

Manatee merely laughed and burped

 
 
 
JenSiNner
Freshman Silent
9.1.13  JenSiNner  replied to  Release The Kraken @9.1.12    6 years ago

shrimp basket and hush puppies

 
 
 
JenSiNner
Freshman Silent
9.1.15  JenSiNner  replied to  Release The Kraken @9.1.14    6 years ago

The crowd vomited while running

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
9.1.17  charger 383  replied to  Release The Kraken @9.1.16    6 years ago

causing them to trumpet loudly 

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
9.1.19  charger 383  replied to  Release The Kraken @9.1.18    6 years ago

by overturned cotton candy stand

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
9.1.20  charger 383  replied to  charger 383 @9.1.19    6 years ago

his mane was sticky pink

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
10  charger 383    6 years ago

when everything fell completely off  

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
10.1  charger 383  replied to  charger 383 @10    6 years ago

at halftime during Super Bowl

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
10.1.2  charger 383  replied to  Release The Kraken @10.1.1    6 years ago

 the crowd yelled for more

 
 
 
MrFrost
Professor Guide
10.1.4  MrFrost  replied to  Release The Kraken @10.1.3    6 years ago

for their heads as well.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
10.1.6  Trout Giggles  replied to  Release The Kraken @10.1.5    6 years ago

a career in the navy

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
10.1.7  devangelical  replied to  Trout Giggles @10.1.6    6 years ago

thinking head was a verb

 
 
 
JenSiNner
Freshman Silent
10.1.9  JenSiNner  replied to  Release The Kraken @10.1.1    6 years ago

And tattoos their tattas too

 
 
 
JenSiNner
Freshman Silent
10.1.11  JenSiNner  replied to  Release The Kraken @10.1.10    6 years ago

the fifth time that summer

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
11  charger 383    6 years ago

 the other two tried this

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
11.1  author  Uptownchick  replied to  charger 383 @11    6 years ago

new hair remover and went

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
11.1.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  Uptownchick @11.1    6 years ago

and went South for Spring

 
 
 
JenSiNner
Freshman Silent
11.1.2  JenSiNner  replied to  Trout Giggles @11.1.1    6 years ago

Hoping to avoid rising floods

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
11.1.4  Trout Giggles  replied to  Release The Kraken @11.1.3    6 years ago

drive a clown car over

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
11.1.5  charger 383  replied to  Trout Giggles @11.1.4    6 years ago

the hill through the woods

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
11.1.6  Trout Giggles  replied to  charger 383 @11.1.5    6 years ago

to grandmother's house we go

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
11.1.7  charger 383  replied to  Trout Giggles @11.1.6    6 years ago

for Thanksgiving Dinner and drinking

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
11.1.8  charger 383  replied to  charger 383 @11.1.7    6 years ago

turkey, oysters, fixings and moonshine

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
11.1.9  Trout Giggles  replied to  charger 383 @11.1.8    6 years ago

amidst fighting, football, and farting

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
11.1.10  charger 383  replied to  Trout Giggles @11.1.9    6 years ago

then they slept two days

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
12  charger 383    6 years ago

partly bald and got sunburned

 
 
 
Nowhere Man
Junior Guide
12.1  Nowhere Man  replied to  charger 383 @12    6 years ago

while walking up the beach

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
12.1.1  charger 383  replied to  Nowhere Man @12.1    6 years ago

they found an old lamp

 
 
 
Nowhere Man
Junior Guide
12.1.2  Nowhere Man  replied to  charger 383 @12.1.1    6 years ago

and caressed it very gently

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
12.1.3  charger 383  replied to  Nowhere Man @12.1.2    6 years ago

and out Barbara Eden came

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
12.1.4  author  Uptownchick  replied to  charger 383 @12.1.3    6 years ago

giving Silk and Lace their

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
12.1.5  author  Uptownchick  replied to  Uptownchick @12.1.4    6 years ago

wishes of becoming the most

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
12.1.7  author  Uptownchick  replied to  Release The Kraken @12.1.6    6 years ago

werewolves because she did something

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
12.1.8  charger 383  replied to  Uptownchick @12.1.7    6 years ago

when the moon was full

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
12.1.10  Trout Giggles  replied to  Release The Kraken @12.1.9    6 years ago

don't drink the water, Boy

 
 
 
Nowhere Man
Junior Guide
12.1.11  Nowhere Man  replied to  Trout Giggles @12.1.10    6 years ago

except after the winter solstice

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
12.1.12  charger 383  replied to  Nowhere Man @12.1.11    6 years ago

Lace was midwife for werewolfs 

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
12.1.13  charger 383  replied to  charger 383 @12.1.12    6 years ago

the baby shower was held

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
12.1.14  author  Uptownchick  replied to  charger 383 @12.1.13    6 years ago

at the Chickamunga County Fair

(lol...apologies to Giggles, just bringing it back around!)

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
12.1.15  Trout Giggles  replied to  Uptownchick @12.1.14    6 years ago

on the Twirl - A - Whirl

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
12.1.16  author  Uptownchick  replied to  Trout Giggles @12.1.15    6 years ago

Who wants a free ride?

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
12.1.17  Trout Giggles  replied to  Uptownchick @12.1.16    6 years ago

I do! Said the Horse

 
 
 
Nowhere Man
Junior Guide
12.1.18  Nowhere Man  replied to  Trout Giggles @12.1.17    6 years ago

and Lace was happy to

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
12.1.19  author  Uptownchick  replied to  Nowhere Man @12.1.18    6 years ago

go the extra mile when

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
12.1.20  Trout Giggles  replied to  Uptownchick @12.1.19    6 years ago

the Horse took a nap

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
12.1.21  author  Uptownchick  replied to  Trout Giggles @12.1.20    6 years ago

She took great delight in

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
12.1.22  Trout Giggles  replied to  Uptownchick @12.1.21    6 years ago

blowing in his Horsey nose

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
12.1.23  author  Uptownchick  replied to  Trout Giggles @12.1.22    6 years ago

Nose? Is that what he

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
12.1.24  charger 383  replied to  Uptownchick @12.1.23    6 years ago

jumped the fence because of?

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
12.1.25  charger 383  replied to  charger 383 @12.1.24    6 years ago

after the horse they ran  

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
12.1.26  author  Uptownchick  replied to  charger 383 @12.1.25    6 years ago

with only one thing standing

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
12.1.27  Trout Giggles  replied to  Uptownchick @12.1.26    6 years ago

and that was his nose

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
12.1.28  author  Uptownchick  replied to  Trout Giggles @12.1.27    6 years ago

Man sized Kleenex in hand

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
12.1.29  Trout Giggles  replied to  Uptownchick @12.1.28    6 years ago

mopping up snot from sneezing

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
12.1.30  charger 383  replied to  Trout Giggles @12.1.29    6 years ago

 caused by the werewolf fur

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
12.1.32  author  Uptownchick  replied to  Release The Kraken @12.1.31    6 years ago

His big horsey teeth

 
 
 
JenSiNner
Freshman Silent
12.1.33  JenSiNner  replied to  Release The Kraken @12.1.31    6 years ago

The arm pit of despair

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
12.1.35  author  Uptownchick  replied to  Release The Kraken @12.1.34    6 years ago

the werewolf hair clogging the

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
12.1.36  Trout Giggles  replied to  Uptownchick @12.1.35    6 years ago

drains in the horse barn

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
12.1.37  charger 383  replied to  Trout Giggles @12.1.36    6 years ago

 flooding nearby ice cream stand

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
12.1.38  Trout Giggles  replied to  charger 383 @12.1.37    6 years ago

making little children weep and

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
12.1.39  author  Uptownchick  replied to  Trout Giggles @12.1.38    6 years ago

grown-ass men fall to

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
12.1.40  charger 383  replied to  Uptownchick @12.1.39    6 years ago

their butts in horse poo

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
12.1.41  author  Uptownchick  replied to  charger 383 @12.1.40    6 years ago

leaving Silk and Lace howling

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
12.1.42  charger 383  replied to  Uptownchick @12.1.41    6 years ago

at the full moon rising

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
12.1.43  author  Uptownchick  replied to  charger 383 @12.1.42    6 years ago

Silk and Lace made plans

 
 
 
Nowhere Man
Junior Guide
12.1.44  Nowhere Man  replied to  Uptownchick @12.1.43    6 years ago

to do it all again

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
12.1.46  charger 383  replied to  Release The Kraken @12.1.45    6 years ago

the reunion tour started at

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
12.1.48  charger 383  replied to  Release The Kraken @12.1.47    6 years ago

they arrived on the Cannonball

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
12.1.49  charger 383  replied to  charger 383 @12.1.48    6 years ago

 stayed at the Shady Rest

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
12.1.50  Trout Giggles  replied to  charger 383 @12.1.49    6 years ago

and slept thru the race

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
12.1.51  author  Uptownchick  replied to  Trout Giggles @12.1.50    6 years ago

Dreaming of the night that

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
12.1.52  charger 383  replied to  Uptownchick @12.1.51    6 years ago

they met the seven dwarfs

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
12.1.53  author  Uptownchick  replied to  charger 383 @12.1.52    6 years ago

 Chesty, Tipsy, Titsy, Dirty, Sleazy...

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
12.1.54  Trout Giggles  replied to  Uptownchick @12.1.53    6 years ago

Smoky, and Snow's favorite dwarf...

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
12.1.55  author  Uptownchick  replied to  Trout Giggles @12.1.54    6 years ago

Would that be High-Ho?

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
12.1.56  Trout Giggles  replied to  Uptownchick @12.1.55    6 years ago

her favorite bartender and dealer

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
12.1.57  charger 383  replied to  Trout Giggles @12.1.56    6 years ago

off to work they go

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
12.1.58  author  Uptownchick  replied to  charger 383 @12.1.57    6 years ago

displaying their wares for the

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
12.1.59  charger 383  replied to  Uptownchick @12.1.58    6 years ago

guests at the Shady Rest 

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
12.1.60  charger 383  replied to  charger 383 @12.1.59    6 years ago

Uncle Joe suddenly moved fast

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
12.1.61  Trout Giggles  replied to  charger 383 @12.1.60    6 years ago

his feet were on fire

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
12.1.62  charger 383  replied to  Trout Giggles @12.1.61    6 years ago

he chased them all around

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
12.1.63  author  Uptownchick  replied to  charger 383 @12.1.62    6 years ago

yelling...Stop drop and roll!

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
12.1.64  charger 383  replied to  Uptownchick @12.1.63    6 years ago

they climbed train's water tank 

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
12.1.65  charger 383  replied to  charger 383 @12.1.64    6 years ago

joined the Petticoat Junction girls 

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
12.1.66  charger 383  replied to  charger 383 @12.1.65    6 years ago

splashing half the water out 

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
12.1.67  author  Uptownchick  replied to  charger 383 @12.1.66    6 years ago

and sending their petticoats flying!

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
12.1.68  charger 383  replied to  Uptownchick @12.1.67    6 years ago

they had nothing on, but

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
12.1.69  author  Uptownchick  replied to  charger 383 @12.1.68    6 years ago

the fur on their backs

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
12.1.70  charger 383  replied to  Uptownchick @12.1.69    6 years ago

which had turned bright red

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
12.1.71  author  Uptownchick  replied to  charger 383 @12.1.70    6 years ago

matching the color of their

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
12.1.72  charger 383  replied to  Uptownchick @12.1.71    6 years ago

skin sunburned, from the beach

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
12.1.73  charger 383  replied to  charger 383 @12.1.72    6 years ago

red all over they are

 
 
 
Krishna
Professor Expert
13  Krishna    6 years ago

Should blame Hillary ... or Trump?

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
13.1  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Krishna @13    6 years ago

Did they have an affair?

 
 
 
Krishna
Professor Expert
13.1.1  Krishna  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @13.1    6 years ago

Did they have an affair?

Perhaps yes...or maybe not!
 
 
 
Krishna
Professor Expert
13.2  Krishna  replied to  Krishna @13    6 years ago

Should blame Hillary ... or Trump?

Just me-- doing some trolling!

 
 
 
JenSiNner
Freshman Silent
13.2.1  JenSiNner  replied to  Krishna @13.2    6 years ago

Expert trolling is an art

 
 
 
Krishna
Professor Expert
13.2.3  Krishna  replied to  JenSiNner @13.2.1    6 years ago

Expert trolling is an art

Yet its also a science!

 
 
 
It Is ME
Masters Guide
14  It Is ME    6 years ago

We say the Darndest things.

This was the "END".....right ? jrSmiley_87_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
Sophomore Participates
15  Galen Marvin Ross    6 years ago
red all over they are

Running through the hotel naked,

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
16  charger 383    6 years ago

Uncle Joe sold adult toys

 
 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
Sophomore Participates
16.1  Galen Marvin Ross  replied to  charger 383 @16    6 years ago
Uncle Joe sold adult toys

The sisters demonstrated them to

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
16.1.1  charger 383  replied to  Galen Marvin Ross @16.1    6 years ago

everybody at Drucker's General Store

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
16.1.2  charger 383  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.1    6 years ago

Eva and ZsaZsa Gabor modeled 

 
 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
Sophomore Participates
16.1.3  Galen Marvin Ross  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.2    6 years ago

Latex and, leather dominatrix clothes

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
16.1.4  author  Uptownchick  replied to  Galen Marvin Ross @16.1.3    6 years ago

since Silk and Lace were

 
 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
Sophomore Participates
16.1.5  Galen Marvin Ross  replied to  Uptownchick @16.1.4    6 years ago

there, they joined the fun

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
16.1.6  charger 383  replied to  Galen Marvin Ross @16.1.5    6 years ago

Petticoat Junction has new meaning

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
16.1.7  charger 383  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.6    6 years ago

It's were undergarments meet toys

(also fun comment number 200)

 
 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
Sophomore Participates
16.1.8  Galen Marvin Ross  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.7    6 years ago

Uncle Joe joined the girls

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
16.1.9  charger 383  replied to  Galen Marvin Ross @16.1.8    6 years ago

trying on all the things

 
 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
Sophomore Participates
16.1.11  Galen Marvin Ross  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.9    6 years ago

deciding on a leather teddy,

 
 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
Sophomore Participates
16.1.12  Galen Marvin Ross  replied to  Release The Kraken @16.1.10    6 years ago
He liked wearing their clothes

And, caught Mr. Drucker's eye,

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
16.1.13  author  Uptownchick  replied to  Galen Marvin Ross @16.1.12    6 years ago

popping out of his head!

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
16.1.14  charger 383  replied to  Uptownchick @16.1.13    6 years ago

 Sam got dressed up too

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
16.1.15  author  Uptownchick  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.14    6 years ago

in a matching Silk teddy

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
16.1.16  charger 383  replied to  Uptownchick @16.1.15    6 years ago

Ralph, the carpenter, was confused

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
16.1.17  author  Uptownchick  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.16    6 years ago

His was made of wood

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
16.1.18  charger 383  replied to  Uptownchick @16.1.17    6 years ago

because, he was a she

 
 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
Sophomore Participates
16.1.19  Galen Marvin Ross  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.18    6 years ago

Ralph's sister Ralph joined in,

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
16.1.20  charger 383  replied to  Galen Marvin Ross @16.1.19    6 years ago

BillyJo, BobbieJo, BettyJo, got excited

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
16.1.21  charger 383  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.20    6 years ago

everybody jumped in the watertank

 
 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
Sophomore Participates
16.1.22  Galen Marvin Ross  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.21    6 years ago

Naked they all splashed to,

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
16.1.23  author  Uptownchick  replied to  Galen Marvin Ross @16.1.22    6 years ago

make waves and stir things

 
 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
Sophomore Participates
16.1.24  Galen Marvin Ross  replied to  Uptownchick @16.1.23    6 years ago

up, with some success the 

 
 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
Sophomore Participates
16.1.25  Galen Marvin Ross  replied to  Galen Marvin Ross @16.1.24    6 years ago

they saw things rise to

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
16.1.26  author  Uptownchick  replied to  Galen Marvin Ross @16.1.25    6 years ago

the top, they were shaped

 
 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
Sophomore Participates
16.1.27  Galen Marvin Ross  replied to  Uptownchick @16.1.26    6 years ago

like a phalanx.....oh wait,

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
16.1.28  author  Uptownchick  replied to  Galen Marvin Ross @16.1.27    6 years ago

that's not what it is!

 
 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
Sophomore Participates
16.1.29  Galen Marvin Ross  replied to  Uptownchick @16.1.28    6 years ago

The boys were floating on

 
 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
Sophomore Participates
16.1.30  Galen Marvin Ross  replied to  Galen Marvin Ross @16.1.29    6 years ago

their backs with Uncle Joe

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
16.1.31  charger 383  replied to  Galen Marvin Ross @16.1.30    6 years ago

the girls floated with them 

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
16.1.32  charger 383  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.31    6 years ago

along with a rubber ducky 

 
 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
Sophomore Participates
16.1.33  Galen Marvin Ross  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.32    6 years ago

boy, girl, they floated together,

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
16.1.34  Trout Giggles  replied to  Galen Marvin Ross @16.1.33    6 years ago

We all float, Georgie, come

 
 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
Sophomore Participates
16.1.35  Galen Marvin Ross  replied to  Trout Giggles @16.1.34    6 years ago

show us your weinee said

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
16.1.36  Trout Giggles  replied to  Galen Marvin Ross @16.1.35    6 years ago

said Pennywise the Evil Clown

 
 
 
Nowhere Man
Junior Guide
16.1.37  Nowhere Man  replied to  Trout Giggles @16.1.36    6 years ago

and I'll show you my

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
16.1.38  Trout Giggles  replied to  Nowhere Man @16.1.37    6 years ago

Red balloon...we all float

 
 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
Sophomore Participates
16.1.39  Galen Marvin Ross  replied to  Trout Giggles @16.1.38    6 years ago

now bend oveh and, I'll

 
 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
Sophomore Participates
16.1.40  Galen Marvin Ross  replied to  Galen Marvin Ross @16.1.39    6 years ago

show you why they call

 
 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
Sophomore Participates
16.1.41  Galen Marvin Ross  replied to  Galen Marvin Ross @16.1.40    6 years ago

me "Long Dong Slong" Georgie,

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
16.1.42  charger 383  replied to  Galen Marvin Ross @16.1.41    6 years ago

we don't know what all

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
16.1.43  charger 383  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.42    6 years ago

happened, but everybody seemed happy

 
 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
Sophomore Participates
16.1.44  Galen Marvin Ross  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.43    6 years ago

and, nine months later there

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
16.1.45  author  Uptownchick  replied to  Galen Marvin Ross @16.1.44    6 years ago

was another set of triplets

 
 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
Sophomore Participates
16.1.46  Galen Marvin Ross  replied to  Uptownchick @16.1.45    6 years ago

with clown faces and, furry

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
16.1.47  charger 383  replied to  Galen Marvin Ross @16.1.46    6 years ago

red hair between their legs

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
16.1.48  author  Uptownchick  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.47    6 years ago

wait...what? How did that

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
16.1.49  charger 383  replied to  Uptownchick @16.1.48    6 years ago

that night in the watertank

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
16.1.50  charger 383  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.49    6 years ago

was a Blue Full Moon

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
16.1.51  author  Uptownchick  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.50    6 years ago

Their moons were red as

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
16.1.52  charger 383  replied to  Uptownchick @16.1.51    6 years ago

The fire truck that arrived 

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
16.1.53  author  Uptownchick  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.52    6 years ago

to put out the flames

 
 
 
Nowhere Man
Junior Guide
16.1.54  Nowhere Man  replied to  Uptownchick @16.1.53    6 years ago

with the big pink hose

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
16.1.55  charger 383  replied to  Nowhere Man @16.1.54    6 years ago

with a large ribbed nozzle 

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
16.1.56  charger 383  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.55    6 years ago

 took two hands to handle

 
 
 
Nowhere Man
Junior Guide
16.1.57  Nowhere Man  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.56    6 years ago

But the dual chargers malfunctioned

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
16.1.58  author  Uptownchick  replied to  Nowhere Man @16.1.57    6 years ago

leaving them with no choice

 
 
 
Nowhere Man
Junior Guide
16.1.59  Nowhere Man  replied to  Uptownchick @16.1.58    6 years ago

but to get the foam

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
16.1.60  charger 383  replied to  Nowhere Man @16.1.59    6 years ago

it made a slippery mess

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
16.1.61  Trout Giggles  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.60    6 years ago

all over the granite countertop

 
 
 
Nowhere Man
Junior Guide
16.1.62  Nowhere Man  replied to  Trout Giggles @16.1.61    6 years ago

But they had lotsa fun

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
16.1.63  author  Uptownchick  replied to  Nowhere Man @16.1.62    6 years ago

when they convinced the others

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
16.1.64  charger 383  replied to  Uptownchick @16.1.63    6 years ago

to join for another round

 
 
 
Nowhere Man
Junior Guide
16.1.65  Nowhere Man  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.64    6 years ago

to fire up the passion

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
16.1.66  author  Uptownchick  replied to  Nowhere Man @16.1.65    6 years ago

and get the party started!

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
16.1.67  charger 383  replied to  Uptownchick @16.1.66    6 years ago

with toys, kinky stuff and 

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
16.1.68  charger 383  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.67    6 years ago

 old twister mat they found

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
16.1.69  charger 383  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.68    6 years ago

and discovered many new positions

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
16.1.70  author  Uptownchick  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.69    6 years ago

and discovered they liked the

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
16.1.71  Trout Giggles  replied to  Uptownchick @16.1.70    6 years ago

clothing optional game play rule

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
16.1.72  charger 383  replied to  Trout Giggles @16.1.71    6 years ago

that made private parts public

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
16.1.73  author  Uptownchick  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.72    6 years ago

not wanting to be naked

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
16.1.74  charger 383  replied to  Uptownchick @16.1.73    6 years ago

and get sunburned again they

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
16.1.75  Trout Giggles  replied to  Uptownchick @16.1.73    6 years ago

George put on his socks

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
16.1.76  charger 383  replied to  Trout Giggles @16.1.75    6 years ago

both at the same time

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
16.1.77  author  Uptownchick  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.76    6 years ago

but not on his feet

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
16.1.78  Trout Giggles  replied to  Uptownchick @16.1.77    6 years ago

they went on his Ostrich

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
16.1.79  author  Uptownchick  replied to  Trout Giggles @16.1.78    6 years ago

Big Jim, he had twins

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
16.1.80  charger 383  replied to  Uptownchick @16.1.79    6 years ago

Jim, Jr and tomboy Jane

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
16.1.81  charger 383  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.80    6 years ago

then when twins met triplets 

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
16.1.82  author  Uptownchick  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.81    6 years ago

A new act was formed

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
16.1.83  charger 383  replied to  Uptownchick @16.1.82    6 years ago

they sang Werewolves of Loundon  

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
16.1.84  charger 383  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.83    6 years ago

Wolfman Jack became their manager

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
16.1.85  author  Uptownchick  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.84    6 years ago

He's the hairy-handed gent

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
16.1.86  charger 383  replied to  Uptownchick @16.1.85    6 years ago

with blue hair, not red

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
16.1.87  author  Uptownchick  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.86    6 years ago

The act became known as

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
16.1.88  charger 383  replied to  Uptownchick @16.1.87    6 years ago

The Captain and Ten Ells  

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
16.1.89  author  Uptownchick  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.88    6 years ago

Their biggest hit...Werewolf Love

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
16.1.90  charger 383  replied to  Uptownchick @16.1.89    6 years ago

then "Baby, It's Cold Outside"

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
16.1.91  charger 383  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.90    6 years ago

mixed Amazing Grace with Freebird  

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
16.1.92  charger 383  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.91    6 years ago

then, First thing you know

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
16.1.93  author  Uptownchick  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.92    6 years ago

all hell breaks loose as

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
16.1.94  charger 383  replied to  Uptownchick @16.1.93    6 years ago

they win a Grammy Award 

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
16.1.95  charger 383  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.94    6 years ago

and star on Hollywood Boulevard 

 
 
 
Split Personality
Professor Guide
16.1.96  Split Personality  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.95    6 years ago

which will be defaced overnight

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
16.1.97  charger 383  replied to  Split Personality @16.1.96    6 years ago

then they moved to Vegas

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
16.1.98  author  Uptownchick  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.97    6 years ago

and out sold Britney Spears

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
16.1.99  charger 383  replied to  Uptownchick @16.1.98    6 years ago

and one looked like Elvis

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
16.1.100  charger 383  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.99    6 years ago

and they got 300 comments 

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
16.1.101  author  Uptownchick  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.100    6 years ago

100 comments on one thread!

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
16.1.102  charger 383  replied to  Uptownchick @16.1.101    6 years ago

They got many Christmas presents

(I saw 300 total and didn't catch the 100)  

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
16.1.103  author  Uptownchick  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.102    6 years ago

No problem...I gotcha covered!

(finding the 100 was a happy accident...you beat me to the 300! lol)

 
 
 
Split Personality
Professor Guide
16.1.104  Split Personality  replied to  Uptownchick @16.1.103    6 years ago

a green star for everyone!

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
16.1.105  charger 383  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.102    6 years ago

 planning for New Year's Eve 

 
 
 
Split Personality
Professor Guide
16.1.106  Split Personality  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.105    6 years ago

for a girl named Eve...

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
16.1.107  author  Uptownchick  replied to  Split Personality @16.1.106    6 years ago

she was Adam's new friend

 
 
 
dave-2693993
Junior Quiet
16.1.108  dave-2693993  replied to  Uptownchick @16.1.107    6 years ago

What were Lilith's thoughts now?

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
16.1.109  author  Uptownchick  replied to  dave-2693993 @16.1.108    6 years ago

She had befriended Eve, sharing

 
 
 
dave-2693993
Junior Quiet
16.1.110  dave-2693993  replied to  Uptownchick @16.1.109    6 years ago

I wonder what they shared?

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
16.1.111  author  Uptownchick  replied to  dave-2693993 @16.1.110    6 years ago

Who should be on top?

 
 
 
dave-2693993
Junior Quiet
16.1.112  dave-2693993  replied to  Uptownchick @16.1.111    6 years ago

Do you think they liked...

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
16.1.113  charger 383  replied to  dave-2693993 @16.1.112    6 years ago

going around the world twice?

 
 
 
dave-2693993
Junior Quiet
16.1.114  dave-2693993  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.113    6 years ago

How about dressing up for

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
16.1.115  charger 383  replied to  dave-2693993 @16.1.114    6 years ago

the fetish strip poker game

 
 
 
dave-2693993
Junior Quiet
16.1.116  dave-2693993  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.115    6 years ago

Or lace and leather time?

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
16.1.117  charger 383  replied to  dave-2693993 @16.1.116    6 years ago

 know when to hold 'em

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
16.1.118  author  Uptownchick  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.117    5 years ago

Lovers forever face to face

 
 
 
dave-2693993
Junior Quiet
16.1.119  dave-2693993  replied to  Uptownchick @16.1.118    5 years ago

Beyond the end of time

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
16.1.120  charger 383  replied to  dave-2693993 @16.1.119    5 years ago

after the New Years Party 

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
16.1.121  Trout Giggles  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.120    5 years ago

the stock market went bonkers

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
16.1.122  charger 383  replied to  Trout Giggles @16.1.121    5 years ago

they made out like bandits

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
16.1.123  author  Uptownchick  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.122    5 years ago

after signing a deal with

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
16.1.124  Trout Giggles  replied to  Uptownchick @16.1.123    5 years ago

Paul, Ringo, Roger, and Pete

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
16.1.125  author  Uptownchick  replied to  Trout Giggles @16.1.124    5 years ago

They are now known as

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
16.1.126  Trout Giggles  replied to  Uptownchick @16.1.125    5 years ago

Who are The Beatles now?

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
16.1.127  charger 383  replied to  Trout Giggles @16.1.126    5 years ago

they could sing any song

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
16.1.128  author  Uptownchick  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.127    5 years ago

Until that one unfortunate show...

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
16.1.129  charger 383  replied to  Uptownchick @16.1.128    5 years ago

When the Moon was full

 
 
 
dave-2693993
Junior Quiet
16.1.130  dave-2693993  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.129    5 years ago

Oh no, the moon beast

 
 
 
Enoch
Masters Quiet
16.1.131  Enoch  replied to  Trout Giggles @16.1.121    5 years ago

Retirement fall down. Go boom!

 
 
 
Nowhere Man
Junior Guide
16.1.132  Nowhere Man  replied to  Enoch @16.1.131    5 years ago

was an instant chart hit.....

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
16.1.133  author  Uptownchick  replied to  Nowhere Man @16.1.132    5 years ago

Securing their legendary status as

 
 
 
Nowhere Man
Junior Guide
16.1.134  Nowhere Man  replied to  Uptownchick @16.1.133    5 years ago

over the top under performers

 
 
 
dave-2693993
Junior Quiet
16.1.135  dave-2693993  replied to  Nowhere Man @16.1.134    5 years ago

Then formed their own basketball

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
16.1.136  charger 383  replied to  dave-2693993 @16.1.135    5 years ago

team, the fabulous dunking  Werewolfs

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
16.1.137  author  Uptownchick  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.136    5 years ago

Their first tournament, the Globetrotters!

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
16.1.138  charger 383  replied to  Uptownchick @16.1.137    5 years ago

Big upset, the Werewolfs won 

 
 
 
Nowhere Man
Junior Guide
16.1.139  Nowhere Man  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.138    5 years ago

by howling at the ball

 
 
 
dave-2693993
Junior Quiet
16.1.140  dave-2693993  replied to  Nowhere Man @16.1.139    5 years ago

YES GO! Werewolves of Thunder!

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
16.1.141  charger 383  replied to  dave-2693993 @16.1.140    5 years ago

fans came to see them

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
16.1.142  charger 383  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.141    5 years ago

mostly for the free beer

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
16.1.143  charger 383  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.142    5 years ago

the King said Bud Light

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
16.1.144  charger 383  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.143    5 years ago

Don't order mead, Dilly Dilly 

 
 
 
Split Personality
Professor Guide
16.1.145  Split Personality  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.144    5 years ago

The season ends for Philly

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
16.1.146  charger 383  replied to  Split Personality @16.1.145    5 years ago

Philly was their next show

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
16.1.147  charger 383  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.146    5 years ago

In Philly, they threw snowballs

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
16.1.148  charger 383  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.147    5 years ago

Lunar eclipse caused big changes 

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
16.1.149  charger 383  replied to  charger 383 @16.1.148    5 years ago

it was cold and snowing

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
19  author  Uptownchick    6 years ago

Thanks for playing, closing now.

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
19.1  author  Uptownchick  replied to  Uptownchick @19    6 years ago

Reopened...no politics...have fun!

 
 
 
Ed-NavDoc
Professor Quiet
20  Ed-NavDoc    6 years ago

Gone South for the winter!

 
 
 
dave-2693993
Junior Quiet
20.1  dave-2693993  replied to  Ed-NavDoc @20    6 years ago
Snow birds on the way.

Snow birds on the way.

(Ignore #21 below and delete it)

 
 
 
dave-2693993
Junior Quiet
21  dave-2693993    6 years ago
(deleted)
 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
21.1  author  Uptownchick  replied to  dave-2693993 @21    6 years ago

Starting a new chapter/story? jrSmiley_87_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
dave-2693993
Junior Quiet
21.1.1  dave-2693993  replied to  Uptownchick @21.1    6 years ago

I couldn't think of anything for Petticoat Junction at the time and meant to follow Ed's comment.

Sorry.

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
21.1.2  author  Uptownchick  replied to  dave-2693993 @21.1.1    6 years ago

No problem! Just wondered...the story has evolved so I was trying to keep up! 

 
 
 
Krishna
Professor Expert
22  Krishna    6 years ago

Five Word Story

Can't think of any now!

 
 
 
Enoch
Masters Quiet
23  Enoch    5 years ago

Retirement fall down, go boom!

 
 

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