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She never planned for it...
And their daddy was a
So at the tender age
of 63 in dog years
and became known as the
"The Fabulous Flying Furry Firths"
Taking the show to all
But once they matured they
and changed their name to
There was that one show
at the Chickamunga County Fair
Manatee merely laughed and burped
shrimp basket and hush puppies
The crowd vomited while running
causing them to trumpet loudly
by overturned cotton candy stand
his mane was sticky pink
when everything fell completely off
at halftime during Super Bowl
the crowd yelled for more
for their heads as well.
a career in the navy
thinking head was a verb
And tattoos their tattas too
the fifth time that summer
the other two tried this
new hair remover and went
and went South for Spring
Hoping to avoid rising floods
drive a clown car over
the hill through the woods
to grandmother's house we go
for Thanksgiving Dinner and drinking
turkey, oysters, fixings and moonshine
amidst fighting, football, and farting
then they slept two days
partly bald and got sunburned
while walking up the beach
they found an old lamp
and caressed it very gently
and out Barbara Eden came
giving Silk and Lace their
wishes of becoming the most
werewolves because she did something
when the moon was full
don't drink the water, Boy
except after the winter solstice
Lace was midwife for werewolfs
the baby shower was held
(lol...apologies to Giggles, just bringing it back around!)
on the Twirl - A - Whirl
Who wants a free ride?
I do! Said the Horse
and Lace was happy to
go the extra mile when
the Horse took a nap
She took great delight in
blowing in his Horsey nose
Nose? Is that what he
jumped the fence because of?
after the horse they ran
with only one thing standing
and that was his nose
Man sized Kleenex in hand
mopping up snot from sneezing
caused by the werewolf fur
His big horsey teeth
The arm pit of despair
the werewolf hair clogging the
drains in the horse barn
flooding nearby ice cream stand
making little children weep and
grown-ass men fall to
their butts in horse poo
leaving Silk and Lace howling
at the full moon rising
Silk and Lace made plans
to do it all again
the reunion tour started at
they arrived on the Cannonball
stayed at the Shady Rest
and slept thru the race
Dreaming of the night that
they met the seven dwarfs
Chesty, Tipsy, Titsy, Dirty, Sleazy...
Smoky, and Snow's favorite dwarf...
Would that be High-Ho?
her favorite bartender and dealer
off to work they go
displaying their wares for the
guests at the Shady Rest
Uncle Joe suddenly moved fast
his feet were on fire
he chased them all around
yelling...Stop drop and roll!
they climbed train's water tank
joined the Petticoat Junction girls
splashing half the water out
and sending their petticoats flying!
they had nothing on, but
the fur on their backs
which had turned bright red
matching the color of their
skin sunburned, from the beach
red all over they are
Should blame Hillary ... or Trump?
Did they have an affair?
Did they have an affair? Perhaps yes...or maybe not!
Perhaps yes...or maybe not!
Just me-- doing some trolling!
Expert trolling is an art
Yet its also a science!
We say the Darndest things.
This was the "END".....right ?
Running through the hotel naked,
Uncle Joe sold adult toys
The sisters demonstrated them to
everybody at Drucker's General Store
Eva and ZsaZsa Gabor modeled
Latex and, leather dominatrix clothes
since Silk and Lace were
there, they joined the fun
Petticoat Junction has new meaning
It's were undergarments meet toys
(also fun comment number 200)
Uncle Joe joined the girls
trying on all the things
deciding on a leather teddy,
He liked wearing their clothes
And, caught Mr. Drucker's eye,
popping out of his head!
Sam got dressed up too
in a matching Silk teddy
Ralph, the carpenter, was confused
His was made of wood
because, he was a she
Ralph's sister Ralph joined in,
BillyJo, BobbieJo, BettyJo, got excited
everybody jumped in the watertank
Naked they all splashed to,
make waves and stir things
up, with some success the
they saw things rise to
the top, they were shaped
like a phalanx.....oh wait,
that's not what it is!
The boys were floating on
their backs with Uncle Joe
the girls floated with them
along with a rubber ducky
boy, girl, they floated together,
We all float, Georgie, come
show us your weinee said
said Pennywise the Evil Clown
and I'll show you my
Red balloon...we all float
now bend oveh and, I'll
show you why they call
me "Long Dong Slong" Georgie,
we don't know what all
happened, but everybody seemed happy
and, nine months later there
was another set of triplets
with clown faces and, furry
red hair between their legs
wait...what? How did that
that night in the watertank
was a Blue Full Moon
Their moons were red as
The fire truck that arrived
to put out the flames
with the big pink hose
with a large ribbed nozzle
took two hands to handle
But the dual chargers malfunctioned
leaving them with no choice
but to get the foam
it made a slippery mess
all over the granite countertop
But they had lotsa fun
when they convinced the others
to join for another round
to fire up the passion
and get the party started!
with toys, kinky stuff and
old twister mat they found
and discovered many new positions
and discovered they liked the
clothing optional game play rule
that made private parts public
not wanting to be naked
and get sunburned again they
George put on his socks
both at the same time
but not on his feet
they went on his Ostrich
Big Jim, he had twins
Jim, Jr and tomboy Jane
then when twins met triplets
A new act was formed
they sang Werewolves of Loundon
Wolfman Jack became their manager
He's the hairy-handed gent
with blue hair, not red
The act became known as
The Captain and Ten Ells
Their biggest hit...Werewolf Love
then "Baby, It's Cold Outside"
mixed Amazing Grace with Freebird
then, First thing you know
all hell breaks loose as
they win a Grammy Award
and star on Hollywood Boulevard
which will be defaced overnight
then they moved to Vegas
and out sold Britney Spears
and one looked like Elvis
and they got 300 comments
100 comments on one thread!
They got many Christmas presents
(I saw 300 total and didn't catch the 100)
No problem...I gotcha covered!
(finding the 100 was a happy accident...you beat me to the 300! lol)
a green star for everyone!
planning for New Year's Eve
for a girl named Eve...
she was Adam's new friend
What were Lilith's thoughts now?
She had befriended Eve, sharing
I wonder what they shared?
Who should be on top?
Do you think they liked...
going around the world twice?
How about dressing up for
the fetish strip poker game
Or lace and leather time?
know when to hold 'em
Lovers forever face to face
Beyond the end of time
after the New Years Party
the stock market went bonkers
they made out like bandits
after signing a deal with
Paul, Ringo, Roger, and Pete
They are now known as
Who are The Beatles now?
they could sing any song
Until that one unfortunate show...
When the Moon was full
Oh no, the moon beast
Retirement fall down. Go boom!
was an instant chart hit.....
Securing their legendary status as
over the top under performers
Then formed their own basketball
team, the fabulous dunking Werewolfs
Their first tournament, the Globetrotters!
Big upset, the Werewolfs won
by howling at the ball
YES GO! Werewolves of Thunder!
fans came to see them
mostly for the free beer
the King said Bud Light
Don't order mead, Dilly Dilly
The season ends for Philly
Philly was their next show
In Philly, they threw snowballs
Lunar eclipse caused big changes
it was cold and snowing
Thanks for playing, closing now.
Reopened...no politics...have fun!
Gone South for the winter!
Snow birds on the way.
(Ignore #21 below and delete it)
Starting a new chapter/story?
I couldn't think of anything for Petticoat Junction at the time and meant to follow Ed's comment.
Sorry.
No problem! Just wondered...the story has evolved so I was trying to keep up!
Five Word Story
Can't think of any now!
Retirement fall down, go boom!
420 visitors
She never planned for it...
And their daddy was a
So at the tender age
of 63 in dog years
and became known as the
"The Fabulous Flying Furry Firths"
Taking the show to all
But once they matured they
and changed their name to
There was that one show
at the Chickamunga County Fair
Manatee merely laughed and burped
shrimp basket and hush puppies
The crowd vomited while running
causing them to trumpet loudly
by overturned cotton candy stand
his mane was sticky pink
when everything fell completely off
at halftime during Super Bowl
the crowd yelled for more
for their heads as well.
a career in the navy
thinking head was a verb
And tattoos their tattas too
the fifth time that summer
the other two tried this
new hair remover and went
and went South for Spring
Hoping to avoid rising floods
drive a clown car over
the hill through the woods
to grandmother's house we go
for Thanksgiving Dinner and drinking
turkey, oysters, fixings and moonshine
amidst fighting, football, and farting
then they slept two days
partly bald and got sunburned
while walking up the beach
they found an old lamp
and caressed it very gently
and out Barbara Eden came
giving Silk and Lace their
wishes of becoming the most
werewolves because she did something
when the moon was full
don't drink the water, Boy
except after the winter solstice
Lace was midwife for werewolfs
the baby shower was held
at the Chickamunga County Fair
(lol...apologies to Giggles, just bringing it back around!)
on the Twirl - A - Whirl
Who wants a free ride?
I do! Said the Horse
and Lace was happy to
go the extra mile when
the Horse took a nap
She took great delight in
blowing in his Horsey nose
Nose? Is that what he
jumped the fence because of?
after the horse they ran
with only one thing standing
and that was his nose
Man sized Kleenex in hand
mopping up snot from sneezing
caused by the werewolf fur
His big horsey teeth
The arm pit of despair
the werewolf hair clogging the
drains in the horse barn
flooding nearby ice cream stand
making little children weep and
grown-ass men fall to
their butts in horse poo
leaving Silk and Lace howling
at the full moon rising
Silk and Lace made plans
to do it all again
the reunion tour started at
they arrived on the Cannonball
stayed at the Shady Rest
and slept thru the race
Dreaming of the night that
they met the seven dwarfs
Chesty, Tipsy, Titsy, Dirty, Sleazy...
Smoky, and Snow's favorite dwarf...
Would that be High-Ho?
her favorite bartender and dealer
off to work they go
displaying their wares for the
guests at the Shady Rest
Uncle Joe suddenly moved fast
his feet were on fire
he chased them all around
yelling...Stop drop and roll!
they climbed train's water tank
joined the Petticoat Junction girls
splashing half the water out
and sending their petticoats flying!
they had nothing on, but
the fur on their backs
which had turned bright red
matching the color of their
skin sunburned, from the beach
red all over they are
Should blame Hillary ... or Trump?
Did they have an affair?
Just me-- doing some trolling!
Expert trolling is an art
Yet its also a science!
We say the Darndest things.
This was the "END".....right ?
Running through the hotel naked,
Uncle Joe sold adult toys
The sisters demonstrated them to
everybody at Drucker's General Store
Eva and ZsaZsa Gabor modeled
Latex and, leather dominatrix clothes
since Silk and Lace were
there, they joined the fun
Petticoat Junction has new meaning
It's were undergarments meet toys
(also fun comment number 200)
Uncle Joe joined the girls
trying on all the things
deciding on a leather teddy,
And, caught Mr. Drucker's eye,
popping out of his head!
Sam got dressed up too
in a matching Silk teddy
Ralph, the carpenter, was confused
His was made of wood
because, he was a she
Ralph's sister Ralph joined in,
BillyJo, BobbieJo, BettyJo, got excited
everybody jumped in the watertank
Naked they all splashed to,
make waves and stir things
up, with some success the
they saw things rise to
the top, they were shaped
like a phalanx.....oh wait,
that's not what it is!
The boys were floating on
their backs with Uncle Joe
the girls floated with them
along with a rubber ducky
boy, girl, they floated together,
We all float, Georgie, come
show us your weinee said
said Pennywise the Evil Clown
and I'll show you my
Red balloon...we all float
now bend oveh and, I'll
show you why they call
me "Long Dong Slong" Georgie,
we don't know what all
happened, but everybody seemed happy
and, nine months later there
was another set of triplets
with clown faces and, furry
red hair between their legs
wait...what? How did that
that night in the watertank
was a Blue Full Moon
Their moons were red as
The fire truck that arrived
to put out the flames
with the big pink hose
with a large ribbed nozzle
took two hands to handle
But the dual chargers malfunctioned
leaving them with no choice
but to get the foam
it made a slippery mess
all over the granite countertop
But they had lotsa fun
when they convinced the others
to join for another round
to fire up the passion
and get the party started!
with toys, kinky stuff and
old twister mat they found
and discovered many new positions
and discovered they liked the
clothing optional game play rule
that made private parts public
not wanting to be naked
and get sunburned again they
George put on his socks
both at the same time
but not on his feet
they went on his Ostrich
Big Jim, he had twins
Jim, Jr and tomboy Jane
then when twins met triplets
A new act was formed
they sang Werewolves of Loundon
Wolfman Jack became their manager
He's the hairy-handed gent
with blue hair, not red
The act became known as
The Captain and Ten Ells
Their biggest hit...Werewolf Love
then "Baby, It's Cold Outside"
mixed Amazing Grace with Freebird
then, First thing you know
all hell breaks loose as
they win a Grammy Award
and star on Hollywood Boulevard
which will be defaced overnight
then they moved to Vegas
and out sold Britney Spears
and one looked like Elvis
and they got 300 comments
100 comments on one thread!
They got many Christmas presents
(I saw 300 total and didn't catch the 100)
No problem...I gotcha covered!
(finding the 100 was a happy accident...you beat me to the 300! lol)
a green star for everyone!
planning for New Year's Eve
for a girl named Eve...
she was Adam's new friend
What were Lilith's thoughts now?
She had befriended Eve, sharing
I wonder what they shared?
Who should be on top?
Do you think they liked...
going around the world twice?
How about dressing up for
the fetish strip poker game
Or lace and leather time?
know when to hold 'em
Lovers forever face to face
Beyond the end of time
after the New Years Party
the stock market went bonkers
they made out like bandits
after signing a deal with
Paul, Ringo, Roger, and Pete
They are now known as
Who are The Beatles now?
they could sing any song
Until that one unfortunate show...
When the Moon was full
Oh no, the moon beast
Retirement fall down. Go boom!
was an instant chart hit.....
Securing their legendary status as
over the top under performers
Then formed their own basketball
team, the fabulous dunking Werewolfs
Their first tournament, the Globetrotters!
Big upset, the Werewolfs won
by howling at the ball
YES GO! Werewolves of Thunder!
fans came to see them
mostly for the free beer
the King said Bud Light
Don't order mead, Dilly Dilly
The season ends for Philly
Philly was their next show
In Philly, they threw snowballs
Lunar eclipse caused big changes
it was cold and snowing
Thanks for playing, closing now.
Reopened...no politics...have fun!
Gone South for the winter!
Snow birds on the way.
(Ignore #21 below and delete it)
Starting a new chapter/story?
I couldn't think of anything for Petticoat Junction at the time and meant to follow Ed's comment.
Sorry.
No problem! Just wondered...the story has evolved so I was trying to keep up!
Five Word Story
Can't think of any now!
Retirement fall down, go boom!