I wish I was as clever as Warren Throckmorton, who tweeted a couple of hours ago:
Songs on Trump's playlist today:Smock On The Water Smock From A Distant Fire Smock Gets In Your Eyes Smockin' In The Boys Room Smock and Mirrors and Smocky Robinson's Greatest Hits
This isn't the first time he's used "smocking gun." It just grinds me that he calls others dumb and then the stupid fuck has to wait until a kabillion people make fun of him and rather than own it, he deletes it. Like no one ever saw it. That POS is nothing but a loud mouthed coward.
Monday morning and President Donald Trump is tweeting – this time cribbing from Fox News’ morning talk about Democrats’ inability to find a “ smocking gun .”
“Democrats can’t find a Smocking Gun tying the Trump campaign to Russia after James Comey’s testimony,” Trump tweeted, in re GOP-ers in House Judiciary Committee having hauled Comey back in for a day’s worth of grilling, mostly about Hillary Clinton’s emails according to Comey, talking to reporters at end of Friday. Transcript to come.
“No Smocking Gun…No Collusion,” Trump boasted in his early morning tweeting.
“That’s because there was NO COLLUSION. So now the Dems go to a simple private transaction, wrongly calling it a campaign contribution…which it was not (but even if it was, it is only a CIVIL CASE, like Obama’s – but it was done correctly by a lawyer and there would not even be a fine. Lawyer’s liability if he made a mistake, not me).
Cohen just trying to get his sentence reduced. WITCH HUNT!”
Other tweeters jumped on board, helping Trump by explaining to non-needleworker members of his base exactly what is a smocking gun:
I'm sure that the head of Exxon, one of the largest corportation in the world and one of the most successful would have ''someone as dumb as a rock'' as it's head.
When he hired Tillerson he was one of the smartest guys in the world and now he's ''dumb as a rock''...LMAO
As for his tweet about Tillerson and ''smocking''....I have only this to say ''Covfefe''
At his first public appearance in almost nine months, Rex Tillerson, former secretary of state under President Donald Trump, said the president often asked Tillerson to violate US law.
The surprising comments were made to Bob Schieffer of CBS News at a fundraiser for the MD Anderson Cancer Center in Houston, Texas. The former cabinet member's remarks about the president, including his assertions that the president frequently wanted to violate US law, are unprecedented.
It isn't the first time he's used 'smocking.' Everyone just assumed it was just another typo from the guy who calls everyone else 'dumb' and 'low intellect.' But he never learned, did he? He had to reemphasize his low intellect.
He really does not know how to spell "smoking" does he?
I'm looking at my keyboard trying to determine if it's one of those typs that I constantly type like teh or my own name....looking.....looking.....smocking
nope....had to go out of my "way" to hit that "c".
Some classic comments by Finns mocking Trump and raking the forests.
Oh, this is fabulous too! He's such a joker. History is gonna fuck that fucker over. What an idiot. And he calls OTHER people low intellect, not smart, etc. He's been counting on his base to remain idiots. He lies to them constantly because they don't know any better. He's so fuckin' stupid.
The only positive that I can see coming from Donald Trump era is that more people know and understand the Dunning-Kruger effect.
Why Less Competent People Are More Confident
The Dunning-Kruger Effect doesn’t only happen in the academic field, it happens in almost every subject and situation. If you take a closer look, you will find them everywhere:
Organizations hire the most confident person during an interview, but it turns out that that person is also the least capable one.
Celebrities who think they’re smart become the spotlight while scientists who made world-changing discoveries get no media attention.
Your friend who claims to be a good driver or a great chess player is usually the least skilled one.
The pressing question is: Why are the least competent people usually the most confident ones?
The least skilled person often overestimates their ability because they have no idea how much they don’t know. In other words, poor performers believe they know everything in a particular subject and therefore they tend to be overconfident about it.
Real knowledge is to know the extent of one’s ignorance. —Confucius
On the other hand, high performers are fully aware of the vastness and complexity of the field they’re working in. They know how much they don’t know, and thus, they usually underestimate their ability and competence in a particular area.
In contrast to high performers, poor performers also do not learn from feedback suggesting a need to improve. Again, this is because they already believe they know everything.
Sounds about right, since this "Special" council has been trying to "Stitch" together anything they can find against Trump. LOL !
smock·ing [ˈsmäkiNG]
NOUN decoration on a garment created by gathering a section of the material into tight pleats and holding them together with parallel stitches in an ornamental pattern.
By the way, what happened in the Russian Collusion portion of the "Special" indictment try anyway ?
Great being with the National Champion Clemson Tigers last night at the White House. Because of the Shutdown I served them massive amounts of Fast Food (I paid), over 1000 hamberders etc. Within one hour, it was all gone. Great guys and big eaters! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 15, 2019
Clemson football has an "executive performance chef" dietary coach, whose specific job is to ensure the players do not eat the very food Donald Trump is serving them in the White House , lol
Alright you people, quit trying to act all innocent and stuff when everybody knows that the NRA was promoting the smock gun and yes, it was for women.
Also called a bra gun, it sadly was withdrawn because of the number of conservative women who accidentally shot themselves in the left boob including several that were using a caliber big enough to blow that boob clean OFF and one case where a woman shot herself in both boobs with one shot, which is still under investigation as to HOW.
Otherwise trump screwed up his tweet (again) and "everyone knows" that's not even possible. He has a GOOD braiinn.
I wish I was as clever as Warren Throckmorton, who tweeted a couple of hours ago:
This isn't the first time he's used "smocking gun." It just grinds me that he calls others dumb and then the stupid fuck has to wait until a kabillion people make fun of him and rather than own it, he deletes it. Like no one ever saw it. That POS is nothing but a loud mouthed coward.
He's too lazy to correct his spelling mistakes. Too much tv to watch.
A song for Donny
Oh dear god, that's fabulous!!!
I want to treat that couple to dinner and drinks. They're awesome.
I'm sure that the head of Exxon, one of the largest corportation in the world and one of the most successful would have ''someone as dumb as a rock'' as it's head.
When he hired Tillerson he was one of the smartest guys in the world and now he's ''dumb as a rock''...LMAO
As for his tweet about Tillerson and ''smocking''....I have only this to say ''Covfefe''
It isn't the first time he's used 'smocking.' Everyone just assumed it was just another typo from the guy who calls everyone else 'dumb' and 'low intellect.' But he never learned, did he? He had to reemphasize his low intellect.
He really does not know how to spell "smoking" does he?
I'm looking at my keyboard trying to determine if it's one of those typs that I constantly type like teh or my own name....looking.....looking.....smocking
nope....had to go out of my "way" to hit that "c".
At least he was honered to serve as the 45th President:
at least he didn't go down one key to the left and hit the "b" instead of the "h".....
Grammarly should offer him a free subscription, but he's probably too lazy to use it.
I use Grammarly and I just sent them that suggestion. If I get a response, I will post it.
Trumplethinskin's tweet regarding Christmas.
The above tweet, as you can gather by the fact that there are NO misspellings, is satire.
A smocking covfefe is another matter entirely.
And a bigly smocking covfefe tops them all...
And, as usual, you're smockin' hot yourself!
Just for that, I'm going to leave a box of Cubans under your heart-shaped bush.
Giggity.
Totally fabulous!!!
Hahahahahahahahahasnortcoughcoughhahahahahahahahahatriplesnorthahahahahhahahahahachokesputter
sputterhahahahahahapeealittlebithahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! Translation: Nothin' but net!
LOL, perfect and you can only rake them in Finland.
Some classic comments by Finns mocking Trump and raking the forests.
Oh, this is fabulous too! He's such a joker. History is gonna fuck that fucker over. What an idiot. And he calls OTHER people low intellect, not smart, etc. He's been counting on his base to remain idiots. He lies to them constantly because they don't know any better. He's so fuckin' stupid.
The only positive that I can see coming from Donald Trump era is that more people know and understand the Dunning-Kruger effect.
This describes quite a few people I work with.
This guy is hilarious ... and correct.
This sounds suspiciously like a covfefe to me.
and then puts it in his mouth...
“Smocking Gun”
Sounds about right, since this "Special" council has been trying to "Stitch" together anything they can find against Trump. LOL !
smock·ing
[ˈsmäkiNG]
NOUN
decoration on a garment created by gathering a section of the material into tight pleats and holding them together with parallel stitches in an ornamental pattern.
By the way, what happened in the Russian Collusion portion of the "Special" indictment try anyway ?
Ready to have your mind blown?
This is actually a thing 70,000 people subscribe to. It is a strange strange world.
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The Truth Behind Trump's "Smocking Gun" tweet-
(feel free to stop watching at any time, I did.
I'm sorry, I could not get past 4:02 when both time stamps supposedly add up to 17.
It gets worse. They were pointing out the capital letters in trump's tweets, because they were some kind of secret code.
About then, I quit.
I had to stop. My keyboard was at risk of being sprayed with coffee. Or cofveve.
"I know everything"
Clemson football has an "executive performance chef" dietary coach, whose specific job is to ensure the players do not eat the very food Donald Trump is serving them in the White House , lol
"Great guys and big eaters." DJT. Is this the best it'll ever be? MAGA
Alright you people, quit trying to act all innocent and stuff when everybody knows that the NRA was promoting the smock gun and yes, it was for women.
Also called a bra gun, it sadly was withdrawn because of the number of conservative women who accidentally shot themselves in the left boob including several that were using a caliber big enough to blow that boob clean OFF and one case where a woman shot herself in both boobs with one shot, which is still under investigation as to HOW.
Otherwise trump screwed up his tweet (again) and "everyone knows" that's not even possible. He has a GOOD braiinn.