Good News, Seamstresses! Smocking Guns Now Available...

By:  cobaltblue  •  one month ago  •  46 comments

Good News, Seamstresses! Smocking Guns Now Available...
No Smocking Gun -- No Collusion

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And he says Rex Tillerson is 'dumb as a rock.' 

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cobaltblue
1  author  cobaltblue    one month ago

I wish I was as clever as Warren Throckmorton, who tweeted a couple of hours ago:

Songs on Trump's playlist today: Smock On The Water
Smock From A Distant Fire
Smock Gets In Your Eyes
Smockin' In The Boys Room
Smock and Mirrors
and Smocky Robinson's Greatest Hits

This isn't the first time he's used "smocking gun." It just grinds me that he calls others dumb and then the stupid fuck has to wait until a kabillion people make fun of him and rather than own it, he deletes it. Like no one ever saw it. That POS is nothing but a loud mouthed coward. 

 
 
 
Split Personality
1.1  Split Personality  replied to  cobaltblue @1    one month ago
Monday morning and President Donald Trump is tweeting – this time cribbing from Fox News’ morning talk about Democrats’ inability to find a “smocking gun.”

“Democrats can’t find a Smocking Gun tying the Trump campaign to Russia after James Comey’s testimony,” Trump tweeted, in re GOP-ers in House Judiciary Committee having hauled Comey back in for a day’s worth of grilling, mostly about Hillary Clinton’s emails according to Comey, talking to reporters at end of Friday. Transcript to come.

“No Smocking Gun…No Collusion,” Trump boasted in his early morning tweeting.

“That’s because there was NO COLLUSION. So now the Dems go to a simple private transaction, wrongly calling it a campaign contribution…which it was not (but even if it was, it is only a CIVIL CASE, like Obama’s – but it was done correctly by a lawyer and there would not even be a fine. Lawyer’s liability if he made a mistake, not me).

Cohen just trying to get his sentence reduced. WITCH HUNT!”

Other tweeters jumped on board, helping Trump by explaining to non-needleworker members of his base exactly what is a smocking gun:

Smocking Gun:

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https://deadline.com/2018/12/donald-trump-smocking-gun-smoking-russia-campaign-james-comey-tweet-1202516931/
 
 
 
JohnRussell
1.2  JohnRussell  replied to  cobaltblue @1    one month ago

He's too lazy to correct his spelling mistakes. Too much tv to watch.

 
 
 
pat wilson
2  pat wilson    one month ago

A song for Donny

 
 
 
cobaltblue
2.1  author  cobaltblue  replied to  pat wilson @2    one month ago
A song for Donny

Oh dear god, that's fabulous!!!

 
 
 
sandy-2021492
2.2  sandy-2021492  replied to  pat wilson @2    one month ago

I want to treat that couple to dinner and drinks.  They're awesome.

 
 
 
Kavika
3  Kavika     one month ago

I'm sure that the head of Exxon, one of the largest corportation in the world and one of the most successful would have ''someone as dumb as a rock'' as it's head. 

When he hired Tillerson he was one of the smartest guys in the world and now he's ''dumb as a rock''...LMAO

As for his tweet about Tillerson and ''smocking''....I have only this to say ''Covfefe''

 
 
 
Split Personality
3.1  Split Personality  replied to  Kavika @3    one month ago
At his first public appearance in almost nine months, Rex Tillerson, former secretary of state under President Donald Trump, said the president often asked Tillerson to violate US law.

The surprising comments were made to Bob Schieffer of CBS News at a fundraiser for the MD Anderson Cancer Center in Houston, Texas. The former cabinet member's remarks about the president, including his assertions that the president frequently wanted to violate US law, are unprecedented.

https://www.businessinsider.com/former-secretary-said-trump-frequently-wanted-to-violate-us-law-2018-12
 
 
 
cobaltblue
3.2  author  cobaltblue  replied to  Kavika @3    one month ago
As for his tweet about Tillerson and ''smocking''

It isn't the first time he's used 'smocking.' Everyone just assumed it was just another typo from the guy who calls everyone else 'dumb' and 'low intellect.' But he never learned, did he? He had to reemphasize his low intellect. 

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Trout Giggles
3.2.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  cobaltblue @3.2    one month ago

He really does not know how to spell "smoking" does he?

I'm looking at my keyboard trying to determine if it's one of those typs that I constantly type like teh or my own name....looking.....looking.....smocking

nope....had to go out of my "way" to hit that "c".

 
 
 
cobaltblue
4  author  cobaltblue    one month ago

At least he was honered to serve as the 45th President:

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Trout Giggles
4.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  cobaltblue @4    one month ago

at least he didn't go down one key to the left and hit the "b" instead of the "h".....

 
 
 
epistte
4.2  epistte  replied to  cobaltblue @4    one month ago

Grammarly should offer him a free subscription, but he's probably too lazy to use it. 

 
 
 
Split Personality
4.2.1  Split Personality  replied to  epistte @4.2    one month ago

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epistte
4.2.2  epistte  replied to  Split Personality @4.2.1    one month ago

I use Grammarly and I just sent them that suggestion. If I get a response, I will post it. 

 
 
 
cobaltblue
5  author  cobaltblue    one month ago

Trumplethinskin's tweet regarding Christmas. 

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The above tweet, as you can gather by the fact that there are NO misspellings, is satire. 

 
 
 
Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom
6  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom    one month ago

A smocking covfefe is another matter entirely.

 
 
 
Kavika
6.1  Kavika   replied to  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom @6    one month ago
A smocking covfefe is another matter entirely.

And a bigly smocking covfefe tops them all...jrSmiley_2_smiley_image.png

 
 
 
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6.1.1  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  Kavika @6.1    one month ago

Sometimes you have to grab em by the seamstress.

 
 
 
cobaltblue
6.2  author  cobaltblue  replied to  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom @6    one month ago
A smocking covfefe is another matter entirely.

And, as usual, you're smockin' hot yourself! 

 
 
 
Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom
6.2.1  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom  replied to  cobaltblue @6.2    one month ago
And, as usual, you're smockin' hot yourself!

Just for that, I'm going to leave a box of Cubans under your heart-shaped bush.

 
 
 
MrFrost
6.2.2  MrFrost  replied to  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom @6.2.1    one month ago
heart-shaped bush.

Giggity. 

 
 
 
Split Personality
7  Split Personality    one month ago
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Josh Paialii @joshpai

Smockey the Bear says only you can rake forest fires.

 
 
 
cobaltblue
7.1  author  cobaltblue  replied to  Split Personality @7    one month ago

Totally fabulous!!!

 
 
 
Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom
7.2  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom  replied to  Split Personality @7    one month ago
Smockey the Bear says only you can rake forest fires.

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sputterhahahahahahapeealittlebithahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!  Translation:  Nothin' but net!

 
 
 
Kavika
8  Kavika     one month ago
Smockey the Bear says only you can rake forest fires.

LOL, perfect and you can only rake them in Finland. 

Some classic comments by Finns mocking Trump and raking the forests. 

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/11/finns-ruthlessly-mock-trumps-claims-take-care-floors-forests/

 
 
 
cobaltblue
8.1  author  cobaltblue  replied to  Kavika @8    one month ago
Some classic comments by Finns mocking Trump and raking the forests.

Oh, this is fabulous too! He's such a joker. History is gonna fuck that fucker over. What an idiot. And he calls OTHER people low intellect, not smart, etc. He's been counting on his base to remain idiots. He lies to them constantly because they don't know any better. He's so fuckin' stupid. 

 
 
 
epistte
8.1.1  epistte  replied to  cobaltblue @8.1    one month ago

The only positive that I can see coming from Donald Trump era is that more people know and understand the Dunning-Kruger effect.

Why Less Competent People Are More Confident

The Dunning-Kruger Effect doesn’t only happen in the academic field, it happens in almost every subject and situation. If you take a closer look, you will find them everywhere:

  • Organizations hire the most confident person during an interview, but it turns out that that person is also the least capable one.
  • Celebrities who think they’re smart become the spotlight while scientists who made world-changing discoveries get no media attention.
  • Your friend who claims to be a good driver or a great chess player is usually the least skilled one.

The pressing question is: Why are the least competent people usually the most confident ones?

The least skilled person often overestimates their ability because they have no idea how much they don’t know. In other words, poor performers believe they know everything in a particular subject and therefore they tend to be overconfident about it.

Real knowledge is to know the extent of one’s ignorance. —Confucius

On the other hand, high performers are fully aware of the vastness and complexity of the field they’re working in. They know how much they don’t know, and thus, they usually underestimate their ability and competence in a particular area.

In contrast to high performers, poor performers also do not learn from feedback suggesting a need to improve. Again, this is because they already believe they know everything.

https://deanyeong.com/dunning-kruger-effect/

 
 
 
 
Trout Giggles
8.1.2  Trout Giggles  replied to  epistte @8.1.1    one month ago

This describes quite a few people I work with.

 
 
 
cobaltblue
10  author  cobaltblue    one month ago
 
 
 
PJ
11  PJ    one month ago

This sounds suspiciously like a covfefe to me.  

 
 
 
Kavika
12  Kavika     one month ago

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MrFrost
13  MrFrost    one month ago

512

 
 
 
pat wilson
13.1  pat wilson  replied to  MrFrost @13    one month ago

and then puts it in his mouth...

 
 
 
MrFrost
13.1.1  MrFrost  replied to  pat wilson @13.1    one month ago

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Uptownchick
14  Uptownchick    one month ago

“Smocking Gun”

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It Is ME
15  It Is ME    one month ago

Sounds about right, since this "Special" council has been trying to "Stitch" together anything they can find against Trump. LOL !

smock·ing
[ˈsmäkiNG]

NOUN
decoration on a garment created by gathering a section of the material into tight pleats and holding them together with parallel stitches in an ornamental pattern.

By the way, what happened in the Russian Collusion portion of the "Special" indictment try anyway ?

 
 
 
JohnRussell
16  JohnRussell    one month ago

Ready to have your mind blown?

This is actually a thing 70,000 people subscribe to.  It is a strange strange world.

-

The Truth Behind Trump's "Smocking Gun" tweet-

(feel free to stop watching at any time, I did.

 
 
 
Split Personality
16.1  Split Personality  replied to  JohnRussell @16    one month ago

I'm sorry, I could not get past 4:02 when both time stamps supposedly add up to 17.

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sandy-2021492
16.2  sandy-2021492  replied to  JohnRussell @16    one month ago
(feel free to stop watching at any time, I did.

I had to stop.  My keyboard was at risk of being sprayed with coffee.  Or cofveve.

 
 
 
Split Personality
17  Split Personality    yesterday
 
 
 
Split Personality
18  Split Personality    yesterday
Great being with the National Champion Clemson Tigers last night at the White House. Because of the Shutdown I served them massive amounts of Fast Food (I paid), over 1000 hamberders etc. Within one hour, it was all gone. Great guys and big eaters! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 15, 2019

Clemson football has an "executive performance chef" dietary coach, whose specific job is to ensure the players do not eat the very food Donald Trump is serving them in the White House, lol

 
 
 
cobaltblue
20  author  cobaltblue    14 hours ago

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cobaltblue
21  author  cobaltblue    14 hours ago

512

 
 
 
 
bbl-1
22  bbl-1    3 hours ago

"Great guys and big eaters."  DJT.  Is this the best it'll ever be?  MAGA

 
 
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