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It's A Date ...

  
By:  cobaltblue  •  5 years ago  •  70 comments


It's A Date ...
 

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4/20. Time for a blunt

conversation about drugs with your kids.


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cobaltblue
Junior Quiet
1  author  cobaltblue    5 years ago

Someone told me I shouldn't be a proponent of marijuana. After I passed a little gas, I told them that my fart was as close to giving a shit about their opinion as they were gonna get. 

 
 
 
Split Personality
Professor Guide
1.1  Split Personality  replied to  cobaltblue @1    5 years ago

The medicinal properties and pain management need to be taken advantage of,

and old stigmas put aside.

there are too many benefits from the oils alone and more medical 'breakthroughs' happening every year.

It's not just about peeps getting high for the sake of it.

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
1.1.1  devangelical  replied to  Split Personality @1.1    5 years ago

big pharma has all kinds of clandestine CBD R&D stuff going on in the corridor between where I live and the college town just northwest.

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
1.2  Tessylo  replied to  cobaltblue @1    5 years ago

The only problem I have with marijuana is when I run out.  

 
 
 
cobaltblue
Junior Quiet
1.2.1  author  cobaltblue  replied to  Tessylo @1.2    5 years ago
The only problem I have with marijuana is when I run out.

Yeah, but you save money on chips and Cheetos. 

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
1.2.2  Tessylo  replied to  cobaltblue @1.2.1    5 years ago

. . . and ice cream and candy bars and cupcakes . . . . 

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
1.2.3  devangelical  replied to  Tessylo @1.2    5 years ago

there's weed stores open 8am to midnight where I am. no dry spells. no unanswered phone calls. no meetings in parking lots or hanging out for an hour somewhere because of the nosy neighbors. no driving around paranoid holding contraband. $1.2 billion yearly industry in the state employing over 35K people and returning almost 1/3 back in combined state tax revenue, which is expected to more than triple in the next decade.

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
1.2.4  Ender  replied to  devangelical @1.2.3    5 years ago

Reminded me of something.

Back in my teenage years I drove a friend to get some weed. Said he knew some people. He told me to stay on the street with the car running.

After about five minutes I look in the rear view mirror and see him running down the street looking like he was carrying a bush.

I jumped out and he yelled hurry, open up the car.

Around midnight and he is trying to stuff a six foot plant into the back of a pinto.

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
1.2.5  Tessylo  replied to  Ender @1.2.4    5 years ago

That's freaking hilarious.   I'm picturing it in my mind now.  jrSmiley_10_smiley_image.gif

I wish I could grow enough  plants in my condo to accommodate my habit!

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
1.2.6  Tessylo  replied to  devangelical @1.2.3    5 years ago

Oh man.  I remember when I bought at least 4 ounces of some really kickass weed for me and my buds I was pretty damned nervous too.  The smell was all in my car

 
 
 
JohnRussell
Professor Principal
2  JohnRussell    5 years ago

I don't object to people using pot. I used to do it fairly regularly myself. But I don't think the government should sanction it as legal. There is a percentage of people whom marijuana makes paranoid.  

Just dont enforce existing laws on possession and dont write any new ones. 

However , in 2020 just about every presidential contender , including Trump, is going to come out in favor of legalization. It's already a done deal. 

 
 
 
cobaltblue
Junior Quiet
2.1  author  cobaltblue  replied to  JohnRussell @2    5 years ago
There is a percentage of people whom marijuana makes paranoid.  

True dat. However, the two people I knew who got paranoid were high-strung emotionally as it was and they chose not to use it again. Most people who become paranoid after usage don't try it again. Can't say that 100% don't try it again, but most do not. At least they become paranoid and do not rampage like some who use coke and meth. Those emeffers are scary. 

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
2.2  Tessylo  replied to  JohnRussell @2    5 years ago

If pot makes someone paranoid, they shouldn't smoke it anymore.  Problem solved.  

 
 
 
It Is ME
Masters Guide
2.2.1  It Is ME  replied to  Tessylo @2.2    5 years ago
If pot makes someone paranoid, they shouldn't smoke it anymore.  Problem solved

I applaud you ! jrSmiley_18_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
cobaltblue
Junior Quiet
2.2.2  author  cobaltblue  replied to  It Is ME @2.2.1    5 years ago
I applaud you !

That's nice. When was the last time someone gave you the clap?

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
2.2.3  Tessylo  replied to  cobaltblue @2.2.2    5 years ago

He's got a crush on me.  Him and Tex follow me everywhere.

It would almost be cute if it wasn't so goddamned fucking annoying.  

 
 
 
cobaltblue
Junior Quiet
2.2.4  author  cobaltblue  replied to  Tessylo @2.2.3    5 years ago
Him and Tex follow me everywhere.

Yeah ... it's the old telltale sign of little boys worldwide. If they like you, they pull your hair. And, truth the told, I can't say I blame them. Shoot, I too get crushes on women of intellect, well developed senses of humor and the ability to callz 'em as they seez 'em. 

 
 
 
It Is ME
Masters Guide
2.2.5  It Is ME  replied to  cobaltblue @2.2.2    5 years ago
That's nice. When was the last time someone gave you the clap?

I "believe" in advertising. "I wear Protection" ! jrSmiley_10_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
It Is ME
Masters Guide
2.2.6  It Is ME  replied to  Tessylo @2.2.3    5 years ago
He's got a crush on me.

I do ! jrSmiley_93_smiley_image.jpg

Your little daily messaging's to me will stay a secret.....I swear ! jrSmiley_100_smiley_image.jpg

Beer ?

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
2.2.7  Tessylo  replied to  cobaltblue @2.2.4    5 years ago

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cobaltblue
Junior Quiet
2.2.8  author  cobaltblue  replied to  It Is ME @2.2.6    5 years ago
Your little daily messaging's to me will stay a secret.....I swear !

Actually, I would find someone messaging "stay the fuck away from me, you freak" to you need not be a secret. A ton of us feel that way. 

 
 
 
cobaltblue
Junior Quiet
2.2.9  author  cobaltblue  replied to  Tessylo @2.2.7    5 years ago
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Back atcha' ... 

 
 
 
It Is ME
Masters Guide
2.2.10  It Is ME  replied to  cobaltblue @2.2.8    5 years ago
Actually, I would find someone messaging "stay the fuck away from me, you freak" to you need not be a secret.

If only it was that !

jrSmiley_9_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
cobaltblue
Junior Quiet
2.2.11  author  cobaltblue  replied to  It Is ME @2.2.5    5 years ago
"I wear Protection"

I would think your personality is your absolute form of birth control. None of the women I know would get near you, so at least you know it works. 

 
 
 
cobaltblue
Junior Quiet
2.2.12  author  cobaltblue  replied to  It Is ME @2.2.10    5 years ago
If only it was that !

Oh gosh, IIM. I find that totally believable. Totally. I mean it. 

Nah. I'm lying.

 
 
 
It Is ME
Masters Guide
2.2.13  It Is ME  replied to  cobaltblue @2.2.12    5 years ago
Oh gosh, IIM. I find that totally believable. Totally. I mean it.  Nah. I'm lying.

Did you break tessy's Toy ?

 
 
 
It Is ME
Masters Guide
2.2.14  It Is ME  replied to  cobaltblue @2.2.11    5 years ago
I would think your personality is your absolute form of birth control. None of the women I know would get near you, so at least you know it works. 

OUCH ! jrSmiley_54_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
cobaltblue
Junior Quiet
2.2.15  author  cobaltblue  replied to  It Is ME @2.2.14    5 years ago
OUCH !

You should see how nice I can be ... if you'd leave Tessy alone. You don't want me to become Tessy's bodyguard do you? She may find you a little annoying, but it would put me on Santa's 'naughty' list if you didn't leave her alone when she wanted you to leave her alone. 

Maybe you should smoke a doobie, brother. 

 
 
 
It Is ME
Masters Guide
2.2.16  It Is ME  replied to  cobaltblue @2.2.15    5 years ago
if you'd leave Tessy alone.

I don't secretly message Tessy. jrSmiley_78_smiley_image.gif

I keep it right out in the Open. Everyone can see it ! jrSmiley_15_smiley_image.gif

I actually like Tessy, and everyone else for that matter. It's fun to comment on comments. Some just take things waaaaay  too personally ! It's only "Politics" for GOD sakes !jrSmiley_40_smiley_image.gif

I was BORNTOBEALIVE, not some pathetic Puppet  !

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
2.2.17  devangelical  replied to  Tessylo @2.2    5 years ago

I disagree. if somebody gets paranoid after smoking some weed, they probably haven't smoked enough or they should try using a bong.

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
2.2.18  Tessylo  replied to  devangelical @2.2.17    5 years ago

Reminds me of a friend back  in high school.  He kind of freaked out when he got buzzed.  Paranoid and kind of wacky.  

Maybe they're allergic to it.  I think you can be allergic to just about anything 

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
2.2.19  devangelical  replied to  Tessylo @2.2.18    5 years ago

or they could OD and start snoring

 
 
 
Krishna
Professor Expert
2.2.20  Krishna  replied to  devangelical @2.2.17    5 years ago
I disagree. if somebody gets paranoid after smoking some weed, they probably haven't smoked enough or they should try using a bong.

People have different reactions to drugs because they're body chemistry, for whatever reason, is different.

I used to hang out in bars-- 7 nights/week! Most people got mellow when they drank-- friendly with everyone. But on rare occasions there was an individual who got really really mean and nasty when drinking-- and felt the need to get violent (which is why bars and clubs have bouncers).

Also there are folks who can drink a bit daily with no problems-- but there are really folks who have the sort of body chemistry where after Alcohol touches they're lips..and its hopeless-- they can't stop. This is some sort of body chemistry.

Long ago I used to hang with a crowd that did a lot of Coke (Cocaine). Most everyone loved it-- euphoria, etc. But occasionally there was someone who tried it and freaked out. (Usually a Quaalude would calm them down a bit-- but if they tried it again they'd freak out again).

Ditto Acid (LSD)...

 
 
 
Krishna
Professor Expert
2.2.21  Krishna  replied to  It Is ME @2.2.16    5 years ago
BORNTOBEALIVE

Well, since we're livening things up with embeded videos:

 
 
 
It Is ME
Masters Guide
2.2.22  It Is ME  replied to  Krishna @2.2.21    5 years ago

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That's been my "Theme Song" since it came out. jrSmiley_15_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
2.2.23  Trout Giggles  replied to  cobaltblue @2.2.4    5 years ago

Tex and Freedom Warrior were busy little bees flagging your comments. For a couple of "guys" who don't have the balls to come in here and actually talk to you, that takes some fucking nerve.

As you can see the Bitch is back (that would be me) and I'm allowing the comments to stand.

Funny how people think they can pull stunts behind my back......

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
2.2.24  Tessylo  replied to  Trout Giggles @2.2.23    5 years ago
'Tex and Freedom Warrior were busy little bees flagging your comments. For a couple of "guys" who don't have the balls to come in here and actually talk to you, that takes some fucking nerve.'

Whiny little bitches!

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
2.2.25  Trout Giggles  replied to  Tessylo @2.2.24    5 years ago

That earned a snort and a giggle

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
2.2.26  Trout Giggles  replied to  devangelical @2.2.17    5 years ago

Does a bong really make a difference?

That's a serious question, BTW. I'm not as street savvy as you are

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
2.2.27  Tessylo  replied to  Trout Giggles @2.2.26    5 years ago

I'm thinking a bong would have made whatever reaction he had worse.  

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
2.2.28  Trout Giggles  replied to  Tessylo @2.2.27    5 years ago

Maybe it depends on how clean the water is and how cold? I like to put ice in my clean bong

 
 
 
Split Personality
Professor Guide
2.2.29  Split Personality  replied to  cobaltblue @2.2.15    5 years ago
Maybe you should smoke a doobie, brother. 

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
2.2.30  Tessylo  replied to  Trout Giggles @2.2.28    5 years ago

When I'm at my friends' place - it's almost a ritual - the cleaning of the bong - the adding of the ice.  

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
2.2.31  Tessylo  replied to  Trout Giggles @2.2.28    5 years ago

I think he was allergic to it.  I believe you can be allergic to anything.  

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
2.2.32  devangelical  replied to  Trout Giggles @2.2.26    5 years ago

it did in my case. joints and pipes got puffed, bongs didn't, and yet they were very economical with your total consumption. bongs also rated your weed. if it took more than 2 bongs to feel brain cells dying, your weed was shit.

 
 
 
Krishna
Professor Expert
2.3  Krishna  replied to  JohnRussell @2    5 years ago

I don't object to people using pot. I used to do it fairly regularly myself. But I don't think the government should sanction it as legal. There is a percentage of people whom marijuana makes paranoid.  

But how is that any different than Alcohol?

The vast majority of users (of Alcohol) drink-- and become mellow. They don't harm anyone. In fact, I used to do it fairly regularly myself.

But there are indeed a percentage of people who Alcohol makes paranoid-- in fact some become angry and extremely violent. Yet Alcohol is legal.

So Alcohol be made illegal? (We tried that once...Prohibition).

Or...should Marijuana possession continue to be a Schedule One Felony? 

The use, sale, and possession of cannabis over 0.3% THC in the United Statesis illegal under federal law.[5] 

As a Schedule I drug under the federal Controlled Substances Act of 1970, cannabis over 0.3% THC (legal term marijuana) is considered to have "no accepted medical use" and have a high potential for abuse and physical or psychological dependence.[6] 

Cannabis use is illegal for any reason, with the exception of FDA-approved research programs.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
2.3.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  Krishna @2.3    5 years ago

There are people who get just plain stupid when they drink and I don't like being around them.

 
 
 
Split Personality
Professor Guide
2.3.2  Split Personality  replied to  Trout Giggles @2.3.1    5 years ago

When it's legal I'll have to switch to herb; beer and wine make me larger than I want to be, lol

 
 
 
cobaltblue
Junior Quiet
3  author  cobaltblue    5 years ago

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devangelical
Professor Principal
3.1  devangelical  replied to  cobaltblue @3    5 years ago

ain't that the truth. up here in the land of more weed stores than starbucks or McD's, you should see the number of old geezers going in for the edibles, vape-pens, or somethin' real close to that south east asian astroturf they use to get 50 years ago. I shit you negative, I see really old fucks doddering in and out of dispensaries all the time.

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
3.1.1  Ender  replied to  devangelical @3.1    5 years ago

My mother is in her seventies and smokes. If none is available she uses the CBD vape.

Now I want a nice joint and a Starbucks. : )

The smart ones would open right next door to the dispensary.

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
3.1.3  Ender  replied to    5 years ago

I was going to say that might attract the cops. But if it is legal...  

The cops and the stoners all hanging out. 

The donut, bringing communities together.   haha

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
3.1.4  Tessylo  replied to  Ender @3.1.3    5 years ago

That's pretty cool.  I would think the majority of police don't really have a problem with pot smokers.  They'd probably rather deal with us tame potheads than drunks or tweekers

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
3.1.5  devangelical  replied to  Ender @3.1.1    5 years ago

so far the 2 establishments that have managed to jump thru all the regulatory hoops for onsite consumption are both coffee shops

 
 
 
luther28
Sophomore Silent
3.1.6  luther28  replied to  devangelical @3.1    5 years ago

That Southeast Asian astroturf was something. Although they say the weed today is better than what we had in the sixties, I myself disagree. The constant tweaking seems to have lent it to screw more with the head (lightly) than the body. I want to be small be small and mindless, oops I already am.

67 so I guess I am one of those old fucks, but no dispensaries still have to get it the old fashioned way.

See you later, I need a cookie.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
3.1.7  Trout Giggles  replied to  devangelical @3.1    5 years ago

It makes them feel better

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
3.1.8  Trout Giggles  replied to  Ender @3.1.3    5 years ago

I got an idea....cannabis infused donuts!

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
3.1.9  devangelical  replied to  Trout Giggles @3.1.8    5 years ago

already been done. the donuts are straight, but the frosting is made with canna-butter. just one fucks you up.

 
 
 
Krishna
Professor Expert
3.2  Krishna  replied to  cobaltblue @3    5 years ago

Apparently there is also a YUGE upsurge in the number of Senior Citizens regularly engaging in ...Oh No!...sex! 

(Better Living Thru Chemistry? :-)

 
 
 
It Is ME
Masters Guide
4  It Is ME    5 years ago

"Time for a blunt conversation about drugs with your kids."

I was hoping that would chase them outa my house......but I was WRONG ! jrSmiley_89_smiley_image.gif

I have "Beer", if ….ya..... wanna ......……...……......……….. Talk...…………………………………...………………… Just Found the Floor ! jrSmiley_88_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
cobaltblue
Junior Quiet
4.1  author  cobaltblue  replied to  It Is ME @4    5 years ago
Just Found the Floor

Yeah ... drinkers do that. It's like the kids' game. "One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor." 

 
 
 
It Is ME
Masters Guide
4.1.1  It Is ME  replied to  cobaltblue @4.1    5 years ago

It's fun....until it's not !

But "Fun" is the important part. jrSmiley_15_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
cobaltblue
Junior Quiet
5  author  cobaltblue    5 years ago

"Yesterday, voters in the state of Maine voted no to gay marriage but yes to medical marijuana. That's right, people in Maine believe marriage should be a sacred institution between a really stoned man and a really stoned woman." –Conan O'Brien

"A new report claims that William Shakespeare was a marijuana user and may have been high when he wrote some of his plays. Which explains that one line: 'To be, or not to be . . . Wait, what was the question?'" –Jimmy Fallon

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
6  Kavika     5 years ago

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Kavika
Professor Principal
7  Kavika     5 years ago

It's a town in Northern California...

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luther28
Sophomore Silent
8  luther28    5 years ago

Cobalt, I thought you would never ask, when and where? _v=63f541555770615

 
 
 
MrFrost
Professor Guide
9  MrFrost    5 years ago

I'm not a regular user, maybe once a month or so, more often if the arthritis is bugging me. It's legal for rec. use here in WA. and there are stores EVERYWHERE, (there are three within 10 miles of me). When I was in high school, I tried it twice. The first time it made me sleepy, the second time the joint kept falling apart. Now, joints are rolled for you, sealed in a package with specifics on the strain. You can buy candies, (which initially gave me pause, but after I saw the packaging, I realized that kids are not going to be getting into this stuff), caramels, suckers, even vape pens. 

.

If I just want to get high, which is very rare, i'll smoke it. If it's for pain control, i'll eat a caramel. 

As to legality? I feel it should be legal nation wide for rec. use. Alcohol is FAR worse for you than weed and is much more impairing. A conversation I read on fox news...

A: "I don't want someone high on weed driving towards me on the road!!!!"

B: "Why not? They are likely only going 5 MPH anyway, plenty of time to get out of the way."

......

Happy 4/20 for those of you are going to partake, I have things to do, but may burn a bowl tonight with my neighbor, (she is the neighborhood weedologist). 

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
9.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  MrFrost @9    5 years ago

Oh....you like caramels, too, eh? My favorite candy right next to the butterscotch hard candies.

 
 
 
MrFrost
Professor Guide
10  MrFrost    5 years ago

I am waiting for Amazon to deliver. 

Order what ya want and 20 minutes later, a drone drops a 10 pack of joints in your lap...  

 
 

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