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WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a bold, powerful statement to oppose Trump, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi solemnly tore up the Bible after Trump was seen holding one up in front of a church.
At a press conference, the Speaker of the House held up a Bible and then ripped it in two, declaring that she was against anything Trump was associated with.
"If Trump is for the Bible, then I am against it," she said as she struggled to rip the Bible in half. Finally, aides came to intervene, pre-ripping the spine of the Bible so it would be easier for her to tear. "All the books of the Bible are bad: Genesis, Joseph, the one with the big fish, even Hezekiah. We must stand against Trump's bigotry by ripping up anything he claims to be for."
"Yass, queen! Slay!" shouted her fans at the press conference as she finally managed to rip the Bible up. "You're my president!"
In a genius move, Trump then held up a Koran in front of a mosque, forcing Pelosi to tear up a Koran and alienate the left.
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They're not all bad. I personally like doing a little light reading before bedtime with Revelation.
Revelations for bedtime? You must like nightmares. What about Noah's ark? Being stuck on a boat with all those precious animals seems like something women would enjoy. Or how about King David? His story reads almost like an episode of the bachelor.
I get ideas from Revelation. I'm working on my World Domination plan
p.s. It's "Revelation"....there's no "s" on the end of it.
And please stop lumping all women in the same category. We're just as different as men are different from each other
Was defund the police in there somewhere? I haven't read Revelation in a long time.
What does your stupid question have to do with this seed?
Well the seed was based on a goofy satirical story so i guess i thought we were being goofy and satirical. Guess not. Geez. Sounds like somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed
Last warning about staying on topic
I actually have this molded 3D pic that I inherited from my Aunt. It is about 50 yrs old, or more. It looks like Roman centurions but I call it the four horseman pic.
It is about 5 and a half foot long.
I like that
I always thought it was unique. Not really a pic per say. A bad word choice. It is more like a fiberglass molded form.
When I was a teenager I had this fantasy four horsemen of the apocalypse poster. I thought it was ironic I ended up with it.
wow
and it's hurricane proof - too heavy to blow away?
It probably would float if I turned it face down. Holding me on it would be another thing.
I just inherited it though about 10 years ago. My Aunt's house survived the storm.
Revelations is a hoot. I'll give the bible 1 thing, it's myths are quite the fantasy stories.
I tried to read the bible once. After page after page of Lot begot Sot, Sot begot Dot, Dot begot Solomon, I said screw this.
Actually, if you want to read the Bible in its entirety, you don't start at the beginning. There's a way to read it (or so I've been told) that starts with Mathew, I could be wrong.
And you may be right since, I believe, the New Testament was the most important and the one to be followed. The Old Testament was more of a historic reference. I, too, could be wrong.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I tried to read the Bible once. I couldn't get past "In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth," because my BS meter already peaked at that point.
I know some passages but I've never read the whole thing. If I were (and one of these days, I think I will) I would start with Psalms and Proverbs then work my way around from there
You're a better person than I TG.
A Song of Ice and Fire is much better.
I don't disagree but I'm still waiting for the 7th book
this seed probably isn't bright enough for the thumpers to fly into it
I figured one of the not-so-bright would see the photo of Pelosi ripping up the Bible and go ape shit.
instead, it is destined to become a meme :)
over 7000 people will see it "today" after I am done captioning that image.
obviously not on this site.... LOL
but hey, thanks, for real
Gotta love satire.
I read the bible. I liked War and Peace better.
I think Dante's Inferno gives it a run for its money.
Dante is a good read, if a little difficult to understand. Dante's Inferno was also quite a good PS3 game.
I thought it was funny. The copy of the book I have starts off with an addendum about how to read it and the different ways it could be interpreted.
I didn't know about the game.
The game was underrated. It plays like God of War. Except as you gain experience, you can choose how to invest experience points into angelic or demonic powers. You descend through each level of Hell as ypu peogress. Virgil appears as a guide, like in the book. Spoiler: You fight Satan as the final boss.
Well, you've played the video game, and you've read the book--- but have you see the movie?
(Warning!!! The following video clip may not be suitable for all audiences: Dante's Inferno )
No, I didn't see that movie. But I did see Dante's Peak. Does that count?
I read the Bible same year I had to go to Lutheran confirmation class, I questioned religion before that and finally decided I just did not believe it
Lutheran aye. I grew up with the Methodist religion.
I had a similar conversation with noyb about being an altar boy and thinking wtf are we doing wearing red or black cassocks with white surplices.......
Oh yeah, the tip money from the weddings and funerals......that's why we keep doing this....and the wine.
Tips, you got tips and wine?
My kids never did a wedding or a funeral so they never got tips.
We assumed (lol) that what the white gloves were for. Gloved finger tips absorb the wine, etc.
Priests never suspected because they were drinking it by the glass every hour
Excellent satire TG.
Thanks!
I have no idea if this was fake news or satire or whatever, but if it's a true story I think it was a really stupid thing to do.
It's satire. The Babylon Bee specializes in it, however, I don't expect people to know that so I tagged it as satire...and I seeded it in Sinners and Buttheads.
Okay, I didn't see the tag but now I looked again and saw it.