Crack Whore. Crack Whore? Crack Whore!
Crack Whore. Crack Whore. Crack Whore.
My granddaughter is almost 3. She's learning to talk at a really amazing rate. She is learning new words, repeating phrases, even entire sentences that she hears us say, and saying things that we never taught her. I've been fussing at her grandmother and her mom, both of them potty mouths, about their language around the kid. They ARE getting better, but....
Laural and I were playing the other day and Dan-Dan, her dog, ran behind her and tripped her. She blurted out, "I'm gonna beat your ass." Something her grandmother says, but Never does, a dozen times a day. I cracked up! It was hilarious. She probably thinks it's all one word, "I'mgoingtobeatyourass."
"If you don't clean up this room-pick up your toys-eat your dinner-take a nap- I'm going to beat your ass." Grandma says, but never does. Still, Laural hears this and she doesn't miss ANYTHING. I joke all the time that it's a shame a 3 year old is smarter than 3 grown ups, but she is.
The other day, Laural, her grandmother and I were at the grocery store. G-ma saw a woman that she really hates going into the grocery store. She said, "Why is that crack whore here?"
The baby IMMEDIATELY focused on a new phrase, "Crack whore. Crack whore? Crack whore!"
First, I laughed my butt off. Alicia was mortified. The baby was curious. But it did teach g-ma a lesson. She's really working on cleaning up her language now.
Although I seldom post here, I do check in from time to time. Thought you guys might get a kick out of this.
Great story Wheel and it's true! We do have to be careful about what we say.
When my nephew was about the same age, my sister and I took him along with us to go to Target. Bob Marley was on the radio and my sister and I decided to get goofy. We were bobbing our heads along with the music and she turned to he and said "Hey mon, Da ganja mon. I repeated it back to her... next thing we know, is that we hear my nephew saying "Hey Mon Ganja Mon!
When we get to target, these older folks come by to tell my sister to say how cute her son is, and he says... yup you guess it Hey mon, ganja mon.....
Hi, Wheel.
Thanks for posting the story Wheel - when I saw the title I had no idea where you were going with it. Hope you and your family are all well.
Hi Buzz. Yeah, gotta pick a good title to hook their interest.
We're all well, hope you and yours are as too.