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America Bans Stuffed Panda Bear Dolls

  
By:  Buzz of the Orient  •  2 years ago  •  8 comments


America Bans Stuffed Panda Bear Dolls
 

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SATIRE:  The National Security Agency has determined that panda bears, whether live in zoos or beloved children's companion dolls must be banned and removed from America due to their being a security risk to the American people and government.   This announcement caught the Smithsonian's National Zoo in Washington D.C. by surprise, requiring it to return to China its popular pandas.  All other American Zoos that may possess those most popular animals must comply with that requirement, the chief officers of such establishments that fail to comply face imposition of fines and/or jail terms. 

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The announcement was withheld until after the midterm elections to prevent this new imposition from affecting the voting and result therefrom, which would possibly have caused the "Red Wave" to be a tsunami, although Tom Cotton indicated that the Republicans agree entirely with the new requirement.

The ban on pandas was imposed "because they pose “an  unacceptable risk” to US national security ."  according to the National Security Agency.  The risk is based on the belief that the children in America could develop through them a love of China which as they grow older could cause a reversal of America's intent to contain China by any means possible, due to the American government's fears that China is spreading its influence world wide and could possibly cause the greatest disaster that America has ever known, i.e. China surpassing the US as the number one nation in the world. 

It should not be considered a great loss, because the pandas can easily be replaced by stuffed fuzzy grizzly and black bear dolls.  After all, in America nobody discriminates because of colour.  Right?  Hey, if they do, there are always polar bears in Alaska, aren't there?


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Buzz of the Orient
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1  author  Buzz of the Orient    2 years ago

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Buzz of the Orient
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2  author  Buzz of the Orient    2 years ago

Satire seems to be in vogue on NT these days, so I thought it would be good to add a bit of my own, that just might point in the opposite direction than others have been doing.

 
 
 
JBB
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3  JBB    2 years ago

America is for good old fashioned Teddy Bears! 

Who knows what foreign pandas are made from?

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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3.1  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  JBB @3    2 years ago

You don't know?  They contain microphones and transmitters that contact Chinese spy satellites.  It's really no different than the cars that transmit everywhere you drive, the refrigerators that transmit what you eat, the washing machines that transmit what you wear, the TV sets that transmit what you watch.  Huawei and Tiktok are "innocent" compared to everything else.  Is America paranoid much?  

 
 
 
Kavika
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4  Kavika     2 years ago

Ya can't trust those black and white Panda. Now, the Red Panda is a totally different story, cute and cuddly (kinda on the lazy side) so they will be allowed to stay in the US.

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Buzz of the Orient
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4.1  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Kavika @4    2 years ago

LOL  Okay.

 
 

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