Man Literally Pulls Gun On Someone Because His D*ck Doesn’t Work
If there’s one incident that perfectly sums up the NRA and its acolytes’ obsession with guns, it’s something that occurred at a sex shop in Minnesota on Wednesday night . With Christmas Eve approaching, one of the NRA’s “good guys with guns” knew he had to act fast to attempt a Second Amendment Solution to erectile dysfunction.
The man walked into Viva Video in St. Paul and complained to the clerk that the d*ck pump on which he had blown his wad did not work as advertised. This, of course, can be frustrating. Since men with erectile dysfunction most commonly turn to them as an inexpensive alternative to Viagra or other methods of “getting it up,” it is almost certainly frustrating when one doesn’t work — especially if your gun isn’t helping. So, the brave ammosexual marched into the store to do something about it, though the clerk felt his protestations were a bit flaccid.
The clerk explained that the device likely did not work because of “operator error,” but the gunman stood firm in his insistence that that the issue was with the device. To emphasize his point, he pulled out his handgun and pointed it at the shop clerk’s head, demanding a replacement. However, his threats were a bit soft, as he ultimately fled the scene without a replacement c*ck pump, claiming he will be back. Police say that the man is still at large.
In some states — especially in Texas, where the Governor recently ordered residents to “be tolerant” of men like this who choose to wander around with handguns — it is impossible to tell if someone is a “bad guy with a gun” or one of the NRA’s chosen, licensed, heroic “responsible gun owners” who will save mankind from all disaster (though that often doesn’t work out well , either, and it’s probable that the person they are “saving” will end up with a bullet in their head ).
Erectile dysfunction is no laughing matter, but this scenario might explain conservatives’ obsession with guns. Frustrated and unable to adequately compensate for a working penis with a hunk of metal they lash out, offering up Second Amendment solutions to even minor issues like someone asking that they knock it off with sexual harassment , or because they get a little bit angry in everyday situations…like traffic .
Am I saying that everyone who is completely obsessed with guns to the point that they are unable to exercise rational thought with regard to reasonable firearm legislation or practice some modicum of self-control probably has an issue with their penises not working?
Yes. Yes I am .
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Same information without all the drama.
Man pulls pistol on St. Paul sex shop clerk, demands new penis pump
ST. PAUL, Minn. (KMSP) - A man fled from a St. Paul adult sex shop Wednesday night after pointing a pistol at a clerk's head demanding a working penis pump, the Pioneer Press reports. Police say he remains at large.
According to the report, the suspect walked into Viva Video at 918 University Avenue to exchange a penis pump he had previously purchased, claiming it didn't work as advertised. The clerk argued that any problems were due to operator error.
The suspect then pulled out a handgun and pointed it at the clerk’s head demanding a replacement. He fled the scene, without a new pump, claiming he’d be back.
No arrests have been made and there’s limited information on the suspect.
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The drama version is so much more entertaining.
@hal-a-lujah :
The drama version is so much more entertaining.
Hal, I probably should have said the posted article takes such a hyperbolic approach in reporting this incident so as to almost qualify as a fabrication instead.
I liked the drama better too.
Same information without all the drama.
One has to wonder why Sixpick sees no drama in a disgruntled retail store customer pulling a gun on the store clerk.
Maybe it is just the "new normal", lol.
@johnrussell :
Same information without all the drama.
One has to wonder why Sixpick sees no drama in a disgruntled retail store customer pulling a gun on the store clerk.
Maybe it is just the "new normal", lol.
I would think there would be some drama or intense fear if someone pulled a gun on me or the retail store owner, but certainly you were able to comprehend my point. I know you do, but then again, maybe you don't.
Of course, the issue here is the availability of guns to people who walk around carrying them in their pockets. Any daily inconvenience or disappointment could end up with drawn guns. An exaggeration ? Probably, but with 80 million gun owners, even one in a million odds annually would be 80 gun rage incidents per year.
@johnrussell :
Of course, the issue here is the availability of guns to people who walk around carrying them in their pockets.
Nope, wrong answer. The issue here is Addicting Info took an incident and schemed to concoct a story which was neither verified nor necessarily true in order to appeal to readers who would be attracted to hyperbolic fabrication instead of actual facts. I guess it was for those who get bored too easily with simple facts and need the extra ingredients to maintain their attention.
Man Literally Pulls Gun On Someone Because His D*Ck Doesn’t Work
Aren't they the same thing to many men? Maybe he fled because his gun didn't work either?
but the gunman stood firm in his insistence
Hmmm , interesting choice of words ...
His dick doesn't work because it's white.
What if one good guy with a gun thinks he see the bad guy with a gun at the sex shop, so he pulls out his gun to stop him and another good guy with a gun only sees that good guy do it and pulls out his gun to go after the first good guy with a gun. Then a third good guy with a gun sees the bad guy with a gun and two other good guys with guns out, thinks it's going to be a mall shooting or something so he pulls out his gun and kills them all? Does he go to jail or is it justified because he's a good guy with a gun who honestly thought he was stopping three bad guys who had their guns out? Or does he get a free gift certificate to the sex store?