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Millions of kids are reporting being inappropriately fondled by Santa Claus. The suspected perpetrator also goes by the alias names of Saint Nicholas, Saint Nick, Kris Kringle, Father Christmas, or simply Santa. Suspect could be armed and is considered dangerous. Suspect has been known to wear disguises including fake beards. Last seen traveling in a North direction in a red sleigh.
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Santa ........ Smanta. I'm more concerned about the creep sneaking into my house and my kid's room claiming to be looking for teeth while paying off the kids to keep quiet.
He has diplomatic immunity, the sneaky bugger he's a good will ambassador for any number of countries. No way to convict him, even if they could catch him.
I'm afraid he'll never stop, never be caught and will become another famous outlaw riding off into legend.
Each year he's spotted by the DEW Line, and his arrival over Canada is announced by the monitors there.
Stop the manhunt or Claus hunt. Rudolph and the gang turned him him.
Santa’s looking to get all up in your chimney.
With all those molestation accusations, from now on he'll have to greet the kids from behind a bank-teller's window.
You know while this is a funny "idea".
But, sadly it probably does happen that some children, do get fondled by some bad santas.
Petafiles are known for looking for this kind of oppertunities.
So maybe this isn't quite so funny after all.
sorry
they give me a bad reputation
Ban Christmas.....It's "Offensive to other religions".....and .... whatever else you want to call "More w(h)ine less cheese" type people. !
Oh....by the way....Debby Friggin DOWNERS......Did you know "Cheese" has a big place in our society. It means to Fucking "SMILE" once-and-awhile !
Constant "Pouty Faces" are such DOWNERS !