Conspiracy Nuts Worshiping Trump

Discussing Trump’s recent tweet insinuating that MSNBC host Joe Scarborough had something to do with the death of an intern who worked in his office back when he was in Congress, Crokin declared that when Trump “tweets something, he is never wrong [because] President Trump is 15 steps ahead of everyone else.”

“Everything Trump says is eventually proven to be true,” she said. “Trump would not make an allegation suggesting that Joe Scarborough had something to do with an intern’s murder if it wasn’t true.”

Crokin said that Trump is an amazing person for having the patience to deal with a murderer like Scarborough attacking him on television every day without lashing out, which Myers-Baber attributed to Trump’s deep Christian faith.

“We can see the fruit of Jesus manifesting in his life,” Myers-Barber said. “He has a prophetic nature about him. It is like God is guiding him and he is very protected.”

At this point, Trump might as well declare himself to be speaking ex cathedra at all times and his loonier followers would fall to their knees in genuflection. Never mind that the accusation against Scarborough is absolute nonsense. The coroner and the police found no evidence of foul play and the autopsy found that heart problems had caused her to pass out and hit her head on a desk. But like Trump, his followers don’t let pesky little things like facts get in their way. Facts are fake news, only what the imagine in their heads is real.