GOD Makes His Presence Felt On Earth In A Matter Of The Utmost Importance
Tired of both causing hurricanes and earthquakes and rescuing people from such, God decided to start out year of our lord 2018 by doing something really important - he took sides in the National College Football Playoff game tonight and selected Georgia to be the winner over Oklahoma.
The evangelical quotient is strong in both of these red states, but given the fact that there are more Bibles in daily use in Georgia, God chose to work his magic and see Georgia through to the 54-48 double overtime victory.
Winning QB Jake Fromm announced God's involvement in the win after the game
"We had to believe. God is good and he stayed with us . "
Star Georgia linebacker Roquan Smith also praised the Lord for the victory in a tv interview after the game.
Losing QB Baker Mayfield was seen to possibly be muttering "god damit" as he hung his loser head in misery on the Oklahoma sideline.
God's choice to win the national championship next week will be announced right after that game by the star player of the winning team.
In the meantime , there was reaction to God making Georgia win tonight.
I'm sure Jake Fromm is right that God helped them defeat Oklahoma today. God can't be bothered to return power to Puerto Rico, but instead is deeply focused on the college football playoffs.
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How come God only helps the team that ends up winning? According to Jake Fromm , our lord and savior is a real front running asshole # CollegeFootballPlayoff
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Jake Fromm is so god damn hot
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Jake Fromm . God didn’t help you win a friggin football game smfh

A little girl who loves both the Oklahoma football team and God is in tears tonight after learning that God made Georgia win.
Where are all the believers who want to thank God for selecting Georgia to represent Him in the national championship college football game?