Grab Them By The MidTerm, Not By The Pussy!
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By: eat-the-press-do-not-read-it-short-introduction-to-our-purpose-personnel-and-constant-fund-requests • 8 years ago • 37 comments
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You are entering a " LEFT LEANING LIBERAL" site!
If you are offended by WORDS, but, not Donald J. Trump's "Vulgar Language" that he spews at his White KKK, Neo-NAZI, Deplorable Rallies, or, his cruel policies of "Locking Kids In Cages", then, you do not belong here, or, anywhere in America, in my humbled by the years opinion.
My advice to female voters is "GRAB THEM BY THE MIDTERMS ERECTIONS, ER, ELECTION!
Play with your own pussy! Don't let Trump do it for free. We live in a capitalist country, are we not? 'Merica is not Russia, or, is it.
Remember Ladies:
When visiting Washington, D.C., keep your legs crossed, at all time. Even when walking. One never knows when the Orange Baboon might jump out from one of his golf karts and accost you!
At 76.7 years I am rapidly approaching my "EXPIRATION DATE," so, I feel compelled to cut the "Bull Chips, Sherlock," go for the jugular.
It is so much fun seeing "up close and personal" the colorful sight of all that red spurting out from those pearly white RED NECKS.
Hallelujah!
The Red Necks is getting redder!. 'Merican's Second Civil Wa r has been contained, or, has it?
Grab them by the Midterms - PLAY WITH YOUR OWN PUSSY.
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Who is "DELETING" MY FRIENDS POSTS? It is not I, the co-author with God, not God, so I am told by HE. Then, who are you that deems a comment should be "deleted".
Show thy self.
Do Not Hide in the Shadows, or Sling Your Arrows from up high. Speak up! I would like to have that authority. After all it is me and God that did all of the work.
WTF?
not the first time I have been deleted... it is a gift.
cheers
I deleted my own comment...
I wish I knew what you said.
Me, too. I am certain that it was life-changing. Please, feel free to express yourself. I have my BIG BOY'S PANTS ON.
Well, here, at Eat The Press - Do Not Read It, we believe in all of the Constitutional Amendments, not just the ones we like.
FREEDOM OF SPEECH to us means freedom of expression. I have no rule, PH RA, may have, but, I prefer to have a page where people are unfretted by grammar, spelling, "staying on topic", punctuation and using "Manly Language".
If one is not OFFENDED by Trump's vulgarity, why should they be posters to this site? Vulgarity is in the eye of the Vulgar Police, not, in my pristine eyes.
No offense, but, when one's write satire, there is "NO OFF TOPIC" . It is a whacky satire. It is all off-off-topic.
Nor by purse lips and scolding people for what they said, not, what they are doing.
Our goal, here, is to hold a cracked mirror, half filled cup of mustard up to the lips of arrogant Alt Right, All-White Conservative Republican Christians, who, obviously have imbibed too damn much Kool-Aide, in hope, they might see how "Freakin' Frackin' Cracked-Up" they have become.
We are providing a much need service here, free of charge.
I am not offended by much, even stupidity. I have plenty for everyone.
What is up with deleting comments? Shouldn't I, as the author, of these rarely read Epistle have that privilege? Hell, if we start deleting comments, there may never be one.
I HAVE TIRED, perhaps, not hard enough to "CAUTION" folks that this is a Left Leaning Liberal s ite!
If some folks are not offended by Trump's public vulgarity, his constant lying, or, his sadistic relish for "locking up children" in cages, but, is OFFENDED by words, well, then FU*k OFF.
We are in a War With the Russians and Traitors within our own government. This is not a game, a Reality TV Show, this is a battle for the soul of 'Merica. A battle that we must win.
Wars are not won by Mister Clean Jeans!
WOW.....Just WOW!!!
Anti-Trumpism is growing, as it should...as it must.
Am I posting my article in the wrong location? Should I post these under BLOG, MY Discussion, or, somewhere else where we might get more discussions?
No sir...You are doing just fine.
Well, what is a blog versus My Discussion?
Blogging might be more up your alley. You could give it a try and see what happens.
I have several blogs.
I thought that is what this is! Is it not?
A bunch of people with little knowledge about what they post blabbing on and on repeating "Fox TV Network News's REPUBLICAN TALKING POINT"!
In less than 99 days, American voters have an opportunity, indeed, an obligation to shut down Trump's RUSSIAN invasion into our government by getting to the poles and voting every damn Republican Traitor out of office.
This is our Pearl Harbor, our 9/11, our WWII. Will you stand with your country, or, side with those who open the door for Russia, Putin and Russian's Intelligence operation?
How is that different than a bunch of liberals repeating the talking points of CNN and MSDNC? Difference is you have no proof of anything you parrot.
Yes, Wow, indeed. It is time that we stop going high and start kicking them in their buck teeth.
Too funny! Good job ETPDNRI!
It has been a long time since I heard from you. On Newsvine.com I wrote under the title of The PIGEON REPORT!
At other times, as Eat The Press - Don't Read It, and as "Doctored", Jonathan Livingston Pigeon, CEO & FLOUNDER of the Bird Droppings Institute - A Think Tank For Morons, No Idiots, Please. I once had an article that had over 1500 comments.
Nice to heard from an old virtual friend! Stay in touch.
Just curious...Are you the guy that does the conspiracy theory/UFO sightings radio show that comes on at 2am? You know, they guy that has so few listeners he has 2 numbers...one east and one west of the Rockies, and can't afford a toll free number.
I don't Know what I do not know.
I remembered you and I love how you like to poke the bears with your satire. Even I occasionally had a little difficulty distinguishing when you were being tongue-in-cheek and actually being serious. Looking forward to your exploits here. Carry on!
Thank you, Mister Hearst.
Can I introduce you to my daughter Patty ? She's also involved in the news business...in more ways than one!
Certainly, is that Patty Hearst?
Don't know about the mid-terms but, there just seems to a lot Russians here and there. The joy and pleasures of Putinism.
I want to vote for Putin but he's not on my ballot. Isn't he a Republican?
Make Russia Great Again--vote Republican.
Yes, Putin is and he is on all Republican ballots incognito.
Our national intelligence agencies have stated over and over again that Russia and Putin are up to their old tricks and have no reason NOT to interfere
with our Midterm Election.
However, our FAKE PRESIDENT, who "know more than anyone" say it is all FAKE NEWS. Who are to believe?
Just firing up the base. We do not need excuses, though the Right Wing, God Appointer Re-Puritans will be spewing that HRC should be investigated for causing them to lose.