Hi, Friends! Filthy McNasty, here, with me "Potty-Cast, "LIVE from Inside Uranus!"
WARNING: If you are offended by words, but, not deeds, you may want to skip this intellectual tome and meander over to "Gun Nuts Without Brains."
Fellow NewsTalkers.communist (that's what the ".com" stand fer - "communist," in case, you Blubber Heads don't know it. It is Right-Wing Code fer "commies."
They are everywhere, even in your underwear!
My Fellow Fiends, you know that itchy, scratchy feeling you get...that ain't HEMORRHOIDS, that's our "Potty Cast," coming to you Live From Inside URANUS .
So, whatever you do, DON'T SCRATCH ! It interferes with our potty-cast.
Today our guest is "Filthy Mc Nasty," patron saint of "filthy, dirty words," the kind of manly words that send timid prudes into an automatic intellectual tailspin, screaming like screeching Harpies, en route to HELL, or, so I am told by my sauces.
Why are some words "dirty," others, less erect, designated as "clean?" Who decides?
Where is the RULE BOOK?
Some of my most favorite "words" are denigrated, not allowed spoken in mixed company, or, in church. Is that fair? Where in the Constitution does it say, "Thou Shall Not Say These Words?"
What are your favorite "cursed words?"
Mine are "Poopy, Damn, Fart, Hell!"
After all, "a word by any other name is still a word. It does not smell like a Rose, if it isn't a rose, Darling@" - Gertrude Stein-Breath, Paris
Truth is a bitter thing to swallow, especially if one is a Right-Wing "Know It All-Know Nothing!"
Do you spit...or swallow?
Whitesnake - Spit It Out
Or if you prefer
Rush- Stick it out
Neither, I always use a prophylactic. And, you?
Re-Puritans are SPUTTERS!
Rush always swallowed.
He always looked like a spitter to me...
...OH! You're talking about Rush the Rock Band not Rush the Rock Head!
Both! Nice to here from you Trout Giggles. I miss your witty comebacks.
Thank-you. It's good to see you back in action
Only the brownies
Agh, that SHOULD READ: "...hear from you." My small brain and fingers are at war. I think my fingers are winning.
Good old King James seemed to be swinging both ways.
And, now every right-wing Religious Nut Rag quotes him.
Historians say he did. That is why they hung him. The people wanted to party, hardy. Or, so, I am told by my "sauces," Doctors Ding-Dong & Ding-A-Ling, former Trump aides, who both got it, too.
Thats a good one.
Keep em coming.
That is a good one - too bad some will never accept the premise.
If Conservatives could only read!
Thank you, thank you. You know how needy I am.
Fuck and shit - Preferably not at the same time.
Veronica: That is certainly good advice.
Well you could say "what the fuck is up with that shit." LOL
Angry MAGA Man Goes Off in Costco When Shoppers Refuse to Join His Anti-Mask Rebellion
Eat', I need your 'take' to make sense of this. What just happened?
Medical science has, from its discovery in 1950, been determine to force people to wear a mask.
It's an inside joke that really breaks them up!
I went into McD's one time for a french fry fix. Karen was in there bitching about wearing a mask claiming a medical exemption because of breathing problems. I flat got into her face and told her I have both COPD and bronchitis and that if I can wear one for five minutes then so can she. I told her if she can't do that use the fucking drive thru. I owned her and she left in a huff. The fry cook gave me a thumbs up and my small order of fries turned into a large one at no extra cost.
YUMMIES!
My favorite cursed words?. Love, peace, harmony.... they seem to be out of favor at the present time. As does truth.
I ran into a couple of them at a bar. They were just drunk as skunks. When they sober up they will return to their jobs, provided T-Rump didn't have them assassinated. Or, so, I am told by my "sauces."
If Conservatives could only read!
Here are my favorite "seven words".