Left Wing Liberal Supports President Biden’s Bill for Mandatory Abortions to Control Population

  

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By:  malamuteman  •  2 months ago  •  37 comments

Left Wing Liberal Supports President Biden’s Bill for Mandatory Abortions to Control Population

Adapted from “Left Wing Liberal Supports President Obama’s Bill for Mandatory Abortions to Control Population”, originally published in 2009 on Newsvine.
I suppose it is also possible that I have already published this on NT... But I don't recall having done so...

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Finally!!! A President who is making changes I can believe in!!! He definitely has the right idea with this Mandatory Abortion Bill. I mean this is all so amazingly simple. We have a few too many folks in this country, and if there were just a few less of us that would solve so many problems. There are lots of things we can do to “thin things out”… so to speak… and most of them offer us huge cost savings to boot. Personally, I think Biden should look at mandatory sterilization… but I’m not going there… yet…

I belong to a liberal think tank, the L.U.D.D.I.T.E.S. Foundation, Liberals with Unmitigated Dedication to Dumb Ideas and the Torment of Every conservative Sucker. In an effort to figure out which solutions to the population problem will be most appealing to American citizens we sponsored a survey and have compiled these statistics:


1. Do you favor rescinding all regulations on tobacco and providing government subsidies to fund the promotion of tobacco, especially to American youth?
Liberals: 100% No Way!
Independents: 100% Need more information
Libertarians: 100% Of course. You know we hate regulations.
Conservatives: 100% If those wacko liberals don’t like it, it must be a good idea!

2. Do you favor de-funding Cancer Research?
Liberals: 100% What!?! No way!
Independents: 100% Need more information
Libertarians: 100% As long as it isn’t government funded it is okay.
Conservatives: 50% What did I tell you about those wacko liberals? 50% Confused

3. Do you favor replacing Maximum Speed Limits with new MINIMUM Speed Limits?
Liberals: 100% No way! We like bein’ pokey!
Independents: 100% Need more information
Libertarians: 100% Why do we have to have any limits?
Conservatives: 100% Now were talkin’!

4. Do you favor summary release of all prisoners held in US prisons and conversion of the prisons into casinos??
Liberals: 50% With proper rehab they will become upstanding members of society. 50% Will they have Poker Slots?
Independents: 100% Need more information
Libertarians: 100% How many decks will they put in the blackjack shoes?
Conservatives: 100% Send um to Gitmo!

5. Do you favor invasion of any country having more people than we have?
Liberals: 100% Huh?
Independents: 100% Need more information
Libertarians: 100% You didn’t tell me how many decks will be in the blackjack shoes!
Conservatives: 100% Only if they have lots of oil!

For Pete’s sake lefties, what ARE we thinking? All these silly tobacco regulations, Surgeon General notices, fines… Helloooooo… These tobacco companies have been trying to help us out. Now all we have to do is to get off their backs so they can take care of the problem.

Cancer Research!!! OMG!!! Think of the billions of dollars we are sinking into this money pit. And for what?! This is just making the problem worse!

A MINIMUM Speed Limit! What an idea!!! Think about it… suppose the minimum was 80 or even 100 MPH on highways… maybe 50 MPH on city streets… and 30 MPH or so in parking lots. Think of the fun we could have! Going to Home Depot would be like driving in the Monaco Grand Prix. Come on Lefties… we can even use our Priuses … uh … Priae … hmmmm … Prii

Closing the prisons… brilliant! First of all we are spending a small fortune to house these guys. They get three squares a day and free health care. Come on man, do YOU get that? Besides that, these guys are experts! Let them out… then we have a little violence, a murder here and there, and voila… population problem solved.

My fellow lefty comrades, it is time to ditch the “bleeding heart peacenik” routine and get with the program. If we really want to get serious about solving this overpopulation problem, war is the answer! Sprinkle around a few nukes and quick as a bunny… no more population problem.

See what I mean? It is all so obvious. Okay… Okay… I know… It took me a little while to warm up to the idea of murder too, so I can’t blame you for being skeptical. But I ran into this guy the other day that laid out the whole situmacation sooooo clearly… It was just stunning! His name is Al Bartlett. I think he is a teacher or something. Anyway he is really good at explaining things and he made this video. If none of the stuff I pointed out makes any sense to you then just have a look at Al’s video… In fact, even if the stuff I said does make sense it would be best if you looked at his video.

I’m SERIOUS! Please watch this video!

Arithmetic, Population & Energy

by Dr Albert A Bartlett

That should make things perfectly clear!



Arithmetic, Population & Energy


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MalamuteMan
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1  author  MalamuteMan    2 months ago

Okay... The images in this article are not exactly the way I intended... but they'll do... It's a little change of pace...

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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2  al Jizzerror    2 months ago

512

 
 
 
Just Jim NC TttH
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2.1  Just Jim NC TttH  replied to  al Jizzerror @2    2 months ago

Ahhh memories........................................

256

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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3  Trout Giggles    2 months ago

I'm all for deregulation of tobacco. That is one sure fire way to control the population. Besides...the taxes are killing me!

As far as prisons and casinos...let the prisoners run the casinos. Maybe I'll get faster beer service. Besides, who knows better how to scam people out of their money than career criminals.

Hey, Mal! Long time no see and thanks for the funny bit of satire!

 
 
 
Tessylo
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3.1  Tessylo  replied to  Trout Giggles @3    2 months ago

How much is a pack of smokes nowadays?  When I quit they were about 7.00 roughly and that was with two pack discounts, etc.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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3.1.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  Tessylo @3.1    2 months ago

I just spent 86 bucks on a carton of Mistys. Not the high end like Marlboro. So that's like $8.60 a pack

 
 
 
Veronica
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3.1.2  Veronica  replied to  Trout Giggles @3.1.1    2 months ago
Not the high end like Marlboro.

Only Marlboro for this gal.... $11 bucks a pack in NYS.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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3.1.3  Trout Giggles  replied to  Veronica @3.1.2    2 months ago

whoa! I knew NYS liked high taxes on smokes but...whoa!

 
 
 
JohnRussell
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3.1.4  JohnRussell  replied to  Trout Giggles @3.1.3    2 months ago

I think the high taxes are to pay for all the extra health care smokers need, no? 

 
 
 
Veronica
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3.1.5  Veronica  replied to  Trout Giggles @3.1.3    2 months ago

Yep, but it has made me cut back on how many I smoke in a day - I cannot abide the cheaper cigs so I have to conserve my stash.

 
 
 
Veronica
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3.1.6  Veronica  replied to  JohnRussell @3.1.4    2 months ago

Do taxes ever go where they are supposed to?  The lottery was supposed to fund NYS educational system - that is not how it has been playing out over the decades since it was allowed.  

 
 
 
Tessylo
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3.1.7  Tessylo  replied to  Trout Giggles @3.1.1    2 months ago

Someone told me over Thanksgiving that they're about $10 a pack here in Maryland.  

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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3.1.8  Trout Giggles  replied to  JohnRussell @3.1.4    2 months ago

yeah? It's the tobacco companies fault for getting me hooked!

sarcasm!

 
 
 
Freefaller
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3.1.9  Freefaller  replied to  Trout Giggles @3.1.1    2 months ago

Lol don't come to Canada then $20.00 a pack minimum 

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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3.1.10  Trout Giggles  replied to  Freefaller @3.1.9    2 months ago

Let me guess...Canada doesn't grow tobacco

 
 
 
Freefaller
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3.1.11  Freefaller  replied to  Trout Giggles @3.1.10    2 months ago
Canada doesn't grow tobacco

Oh we grow it (I worked on several tobacco farms for summer jobs when I was young) we just tax the hell out of it

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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3.1.12  Trout Giggles  replied to  Freefaller @3.1.11    2 months ago

I did not know that. I had an opportunity to work on a tobacco farm in Connecticut. My mom was so excited about getting rid of me for an entire summer...then I decided I didn't want to go (boyfriend)

 
 
 
Freefaller
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3.1.13  Freefaller  replied to  Trout Giggles @3.1.12    2 months ago

Good call it was dirty, sweaty, hard work

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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3.1.14  Trout Giggles  replied to  Freefaller @3.1.13    2 months ago

I grew up on a farm. Sweaty hard work was what I did in the summer

 
 
 
Freefaller
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3.1.15  Freefaller  replied to  Trout Giggles @3.1.14    2 months ago

Well then you might have had fun, room, board, made some good friends and the money was decent (for a teenager) too

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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3.1.16  Trout Giggles  replied to  Freefaller @3.1.15    2 months ago

Yep. I was stupid

 
 
 
Freefaller
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3.1.17  Freefaller  replied to  Trout Giggles @3.1.16    2 months ago

Lol not stupid, ya just had different priorities then.  How'd that boyfriend work out anyway?jrSmiley_68_smiley_image.png

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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3.1.18  Trout Giggles  replied to  Freefaller @3.1.17    2 months ago

Let me see....10 boyfriends later I actually got a real job and got married lol

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
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3.1.19  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  Tessylo @3.1.7    2 months ago

Same here in CA.

 
 
 
devangelical
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3.1.20  devangelical  replied to  Trout Giggles @3.1.1    2 months ago

in the 70's I used to buy a carton of cowboy killers that fell off the dock at the grocery store for $1.

 
 
 
Greg Jones
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3.1.21  Greg Jones  replied to  devangelical @3.1.20    2 months ago

When I started, Luckies were 18 cents a pack.

 
 
 
devangelical
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3.1.22  devangelical  replied to  Greg Jones @3.1.21    2 months ago

35 cents out of a machine is the lowest price I can remember.

 
 
 
Veronica
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3.2  Veronica  replied to  Trout Giggles @3    2 months ago
Besides...the taxes are killing me!

I know what you mean.  

 
 
 
Veronica
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4  Veronica    2 months ago

I am thinking if people can refuse to get a vaccine for the safety of others than I should be allowed to smoke in my office and keep my job.  Who gives a giant fuck about the health of others?????????????

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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4.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  Veronica @4    2 months ago

I know right! Why can't I smoke in bars and restaurants any more? Fuck every body else's health!

 
 
 
Veronica
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4.1.1  Veronica  replied to  Trout Giggles @4.1    2 months ago
Fuck every body else's health!

EXACTLY!!!  

Then I always get the "cancer" lecture - my mom has been smoking 2 packs a day for almost 70 years - she is now 87 and healthy as a "horse".  Just saying that if Covid is not a big deal to everyone & not everyone that gets it will die then the same can be said about cigs & second hand smoke.  I should be allowed to do it ANYWHERE I choose.

 
 
 
evilgenius
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4.2  evilgenius  replied to  Veronica @4    2 months ago
I am thinking if people can refuse to get a vaccine for the safety of others than I should be allowed to...

...small arms target practice in the office during my lunch hour. We have constitutional rights for bear arms ya know!

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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4.2.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  evilgenius @4.2    2 months ago

In your office? Can I come work with you?

 
 
 
cjcold
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4.2.2  cjcold  replied to  evilgenius @4.2    2 months ago

You can bare your arms as long as any fat doesn't tidal wave under recoil.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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5  Buzz of the Orient    2 months ago
 "Left Wing Liberal Supports President Biden’s Bill For Mandatory Abortions To Control Population"

This is NEWS?  I thought it was satire.  China tried that and now the aging population there, with less young working taxpayers, is causing an economic problem.  Maybe that's a lesson that should not be ignored.

 
 
 
Ronin2
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5.1  Ronin2  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @5    2 months ago

We will never have that problem. Even with a declining birth rate among US citizens- we have hoards of illegals crossing over every day. One general amnesty and boom US citizen explosion. (I only wish that weren't true)

 
 
 
Greg Jones
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6  Greg Jones    2 months ago

Anyone who whines about people who refuse the shots, yet continues to smoke into old age, are idiots

 
 

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