Hillary Vows To Stop Importing Dossiers From Russia
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Beloved feminist icon and 2024 presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton has announced she will be joining efforts to halt Russian aggression. Starting this week, she has promised to stop importing dossiers from Russia.
"For a long time, I have relied on Russian intelligence as a prime source for phony dirt on my political opponents," said Clinton as she adjusted the scope on her high-powered sniper rifle. "Starting today, I will refuse to import my disinformation or even my hitmen from Russian sources—that is, unless it's absolutely necessary."
Sources in Russia say this will cost the Russian economy over 3,000 jobs, which were previously filled with people working full-time writing phony dossiers for Hillary Clinton. In a statement, President Putin said he was sad to see his close, longtime relationship with Clinton going south. "I thought that big red reset button meant something to you!" he said.
For the time being, the Clintons have committed to buying their disinformation only from domestic sources like The Washington Post.
Bill Clinton also joined the fight, promising to stop importing underage women from Russia.
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The MSM continues to fact check this satire site. Something is very wrong with them.
Can you blame them, the factual inaccuracies in just the title makes them free game for fact checkers.
Hillary Vows To Stop Importing Dossiers From Russia
But I guess if you ignore all the factual errors and outright lies, it could be considered humorous.
rarely have i seen so many become unhinged over satire like this site provides!
Lol.. The lie that never dies... I predicted last week it would be posted again shortly despite being debunked and sure enough, here it is.
It constantly gets fact checked on this site. Yet serial purveyors of disinformation keep posting it.
And stooping to lying to try and disprove satire.
Sad...
Satire doesn't require facts. It is spin FFS. Your crack called, your undies are in a bunch again.
When in doubt keep lying! Stop with the Democrat talking points on that BS.
Complete and utter bullshit.
Again bullshit. The Free Beacon had nothing to do with the Steele Dossier either; and didn't pay Fusion GPS for the Steele research.
So no, the Free Beacon didn't have a copy of the Steele Dossier. They didn't pay for it; and their involvement with Fusion GPS ended before the Steele Dossier research was commissioned by the Clinton campaign.
Who the hell cares? They hired Steele to get dirt on Trump from Russian sources. That was paid for by Hillary Clinton- in case you didn't catch that above.
Can it be made any more clearer? Do you need it spelled out more?
The Babylon Bee was far more accurate than your average milksop partisan Democrat that is still believing the lies their party told them.
I would expect a very stern " nuh uh" in reply.
How did you miss that we are talking about a Satire site, had you read my comment you would have known.
Houston, we've lost contact with the shuttle!
See this is what I mean by you not clearly expressing yourself. So, let's start off with your personal definition of "unhinged". Please provide it so other can understand.
Aren't you supposed to be on a different seed comment thread trying to support Russian aggression?
most people know, and those who can't or won't understand, I don't care about. not worth my time to define words FOR others.
use a dictionary if you want to know.
Google it.
When in doubt keep lying! Stop with the Democrat talking points on that BS.
It will be reposted next week. It's like a whack a mole. It gets refuted in one thread and gets resurrected by the same crew in another.
Don't like the truth? Tough shit. I gave you the truth as verified by congressional investigations. Not one of your talking points is true.
When in doubt double down on stupid lies.
Show me where I have ever supported Putin?
Now, do I support the fascist loving Ukrainians? Sorry, I don't support fascists. I remember a time when Democrats and leftists didn't either. Seems that has changed as they get closer and closer to becoming one.
Ukraine isn't a true Democracy- no matter what they, the media, and the rampant fanatics backing them say. Democracies don't arrest political opponents; ban political parties; ban media that doesn't agree with them; nor does it condone large fascist and Nazi militias operating freely within it's country. It also doesn't roll the largest of the fascist militias into it's military.
History has a tendency of repeating itself. We supported, armed, and trained the Taliban and Al Qaeda against the Russians in Afghanistan. They shared none of our values or beliefs; in fact they hated us. We paid for that stupidity many times leading up to 9/11- and now both are back in control of Afghanistan. So we can start the cycle of stupid all over again.
Think the fascists in Ukraine love us; or share our beliefs or ideals? We are giving them advanced weaponry; training; and the support of the world. What could go wrong if they somehow manage to beat or hold off the Russians?
I don't think we are going to get lucky enough that the two sides will wipe each other out.
Those that fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it. But take solace in your hatred.
Poor dear thing... how ever is she gonna get investors interested again in the Clinton Foundation without them.....
Nice..
A satire site made the internet a hostile place...ROFL It is so funny to watch the world melt when the Bee posts their articles on the Twitter.
you need to remember that most of the people who don't find satire amusing usually believe everything they are told and cannot distinguish truth from fiction, hence the Russia-Trump collusion lies!