DeSantis Signs 'Don't Say My Momma So Fat' Bill, Forcing Democrats To Constantly Say 'My Momma So Fat' | The Babylon Bee

  

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DeSantis Signs 'Don't Say My Momma So Fat' Bill, Forcing Democrats To Constantly Say 'My Momma So Fat' | The Babylon Bee
TALLAHASSEE, FL - Looking more presidential every day, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis recently signed into law a brilliant piece of legislation called the 'Don't Say 'My Momma So Fat'' Bill, forcing the nation's democrats to go around all day yelling that their mommas are so fat.'My momma so fat!' said promine ...

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TALLAHASSEE, FL—Looking more presidential every day, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis recently signed into law a brilliant piece of legislation called the "Don't Say 'My Momma So Fat'" Bill, forcing the nation's democrats to go around all day yelling that their mommas are so fat.

"My momma so fat!" said prominent Florida democrat, Nikki Fried, in response to journalist questions about how her campaign for Florida governor was coming along. "DeSantis is bigoted and my momma so fat. We will not be silenced!"

In a moving display of courageous equity, politicians and celebrities flocked to Twitter, Instagram, and TikTok to loudly proclaim the morbid obesity of their mothers. This grassroots effort to push back against the evil Florida governor has received constant media coverage by news anchors and analysts who also openly agreed that their mommas were so fat.

Feeling internal pressure from progressive employees, Disney Studios protested the Florida law by editing the upcoming Lightyear movie so Buzz Lightyear says, "My momma so fat!" over 150 times.

At publishing time, a giggling Ron DeSantis was sitting down at his desk to sign the "Don't Say 'I Eat My Boogers'" Bill.


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GregTx
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1  seeder  GregTx    3 months ago

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Sparty On
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2  Sparty On    3 months ago

She’s so fat when she sits around the house she sits .... AROUND the house.

 
 
 
Vic Eldred
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2.1  Vic Eldred  replied to  Sparty On @2    3 months ago

She's so fat that when she stands on a corner, the police tell her to break it up.

 
 
 
Hal A. Lujah
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2.1.1  Hal A. Lujah  replied to  Vic Eldred @2.1    3 months ago

Both of those are funny.  You should apply to the Babylon Bee, since they are tragically unfamiliar with what funny is.

 
 
 
Sparty On
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2.1.2  Sparty On  replied to  Vic Eldred @2.1    3 months ago

She’s so fat she measures 36x24x36 .... and her other arm is just as big.

 
 
 
Kavika
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3  Kavika     3 months ago

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Billboards across Florida urge residents to ‘say gay’ after controversial anti-LGBTQ bill is signed into law

 
 
 
GregTx
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3.1  seeder  GregTx  replied to  Kavika @3    3 months ago

That’s just gay.

 
 
 
Texan1211
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3.1.1  Texan1211  replied to  GregTx @3.1    3 months ago
That’s just gay.

And as ignorant as hell!

 
 
 
Vic Eldred
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3.2  Vic Eldred  replied to  Kavika @3    3 months ago

It's called a strawman.

The word gay isn't even in the bill, which does not go far enough!

 
 
 
Just Jim NC TttH
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3.2.1  Just Jim NC TttH  replied to  Vic Eldred @3.2    3 months ago

And it isn't ANTI LGBTQxyz123 either. 

 
 
 
Vic Eldred
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3.2.2  Vic Eldred  replied to  Just Jim NC TttH @3.2.1    3 months ago

"SCOOP: Disney corporate president Karey Burke says, 'as the mother [of] one transgender child and one pansexual child,' she supports having 'many, many, many LGBTQIA characters in our stories' and wants a minimum of 50 percent of characters to be LGBTQIA and racial minorities," activist and writer Christopher Rufo tweeted.

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That is the insane world of the left and they have taken over Disney.

 
 
 
Sparty On
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3.2.3  Sparty On  replied to  Vic Eldred @3.2.2    3 months ago

And Disney’s loses will just accelerate making stands like this.    At least all the woke and triggered will be happy.

Enjoy!

 
 
 
magicschoolbusdropout
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3.2.4  magicschoolbusdropout  replied to  Sparty On @3.2.3    3 months ago

Disney's new slogan: "The Gayiest Place on Earth" !

Gayiest would sound More inclusive than just "Happiest" !

For those easily Offended by that..... 

Gay:

2 a happily excited  MERRY in a  gay  mood
  b keenly alive and exuberant  having or inducing high spirits a bird's  gay  spring song
 
 
 
1stwarrior
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3.2.5  1stwarrior  replied to  Vic Eldred @3.2.2    3 months ago

WTF is a "pansexual" child????  Hell, my biology and anthropology classes said there are male and there are female sexes - period.

 
 
 
Vic Eldred
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3.2.6  Vic Eldred  replied to  1stwarrior @3.2.5    3 months ago
WTF is a "pansexual" child????

God only knows, but I'm sure whatever they are, mom made them that.

 
 
 
Texan1211
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3.2.7  Texan1211  replied to  Vic Eldred @3.2.6    3 months ago

Pansexual means they can be attracted to any gender.

They can like males, females, males who think they are females, females who think they are males, or anyone who doesn't identify as male or female.

 
 
 
1stwarrior
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3.2.8  1stwarrior  replied to  Texan1211 @3.2.7    3 months ago

OK - what's this other new sex - "Binary"??????

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
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3.2.9  Jeremy Retired in NC  replied to  1stwarrior @3.2.8    3 months ago

I thought it was "Penguin".

 
 
 
Hal A. Lujah
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4  Hal A. Lujah    3 months ago

Fail.  Again.

 
 
 
GregTx
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4.1  seeder  GregTx  replied to  Hal A. Lujah @4    3 months ago

In what way?

 
 
 
Hal A. Lujah
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4.1.1  Hal A. Lujah  replied to  GregTx @4.1    3 months ago

Low grade ‘comedy’.  A satire piece should have a short title with an immediately recognizable joke in it.  This one is a word salad with an inverted joke trying to poke out of it.

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
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4.1.2  Jeremy Retired in NC  replied to  Hal A. Lujah @4.1.1    3 months ago
A satire piece should have a short title with an immediately recognizable joke in it.

That would require a sense of humor and some level of comprehension.  There are some here that lack both.

 
 
 
Hal A. Lujah
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4.1.3  Hal A. Lujah  replied to  Jeremy Retired in NC @4.1.2    3 months ago

It sounds like you are trying to tell people this is funny.  If you have to tell people something is funny, it’s just not very funny.

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
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4.1.4  Jeremy Retired in NC  replied to  Hal A. Lujah @4.1.3    3 months ago
It sounds like you are trying to tell people this is funny.  If you have to tell people something is funny, it’s just not very funny.

What I said was:

That would require a sense of humor and some level of comprehension.  There are some here that lack both.

Nothing hidden or coded in that statement.  

 
 
 
Hal A. Lujah
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4.1.5  Hal A. Lujah  replied to  Jeremy Retired in NC @4.1.4    3 months ago

Your comment obviously implies that those who don’t find humor in this simply lack a sense of humor.  No, there are real reasons why this is unfunny.  Babylon Bee has a reputation for not understanding how comedy works.

 
 
 
Just Jim NC TttH
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4.1.6  Just Jim NC TttH  replied to  Hal A. Lujah @4.1.5    3 months ago
has a reputation for not understanding how comedy works.

Only to those, as said, that lack an open sense of humor. But being Babylon Bee, some automatically shut what little sense of humor they may have, to the off position due to their ideology and the fact that the Bee picks on said ideology.

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
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4.1.7  Jeremy Retired in NC  replied to  Hal A. Lujah @4.1.5    3 months ago

My comment implies there are some people with no sense of humor or any level of comprehension.  I told you.  There is NOTHING hidden in that statement.  

Babylon Bee has a reputation for not understanding how comedy works.

Some people have their heads so far up their 4th Point of Contact their sense of humor is shit and they don't comprehend the joke.  

 
 
 
Sparty On
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4.1.8  Sparty On  replied to  Jeremy Retired in NC @4.1.7    3 months ago

C’mon Jeremy, you know what comedy is to the triggered on the left.    

Comedy is what they tell you it is.

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
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4.1.9  Jeremy Retired in NC  replied to  Sparty On @4.1.8    3 months ago
Comedy is what they tell you it is

Yeah, I'm not good at taking instruction from people who get confused by the smell of air.  

 
 
 
Sparty On
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4.1.10  Sparty On  replied to  Jeremy Retired in NC @4.1.9    3 months ago

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GregTx
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4.1.11  seeder  GregTx  replied to  Hal A. Lujah @4.1.1    3 months ago

Ahh, I see. Sorry it doesn’t meet your criteria, thanks for your comment.

 
 
 
JBB
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5  JBB    3 months ago

NOT FUNNY!

 
 
 
Texan1211
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5.1  Texan1211  replied to  JBB @5    3 months ago

Sure it is, it just so happens to require a real sense of humor.

 
 
 
Tacos!
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6  Tacos!    3 months ago

I gotta be honest, I don’t think I get the joke.

But then I also don’t understand what it is the folks in Florida are afraid of that they think they need this law.

 
 
 
GregTx
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6.1  seeder  GregTx  replied to  Tacos! @6    3 months ago
I gotta be honest, I don’t think I get the joke

See post #3

But then I also don’t understand what it is the folks in Florida are afraid of that they think they need this law.

Do you think young children of the ages affected should be taught anything relating to sex and/or gender?

 
 
 
Tacos!
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6.1.1  Tacos!  replied to  GregTx @6.1    3 months ago
Do you think young children of the ages affected should be taught anything relating to sex and/or gender?

They kind of already are, at least informally. Kids read stories about families - moms, dads, siblings, grandparents, etc. They solve math word problems involving families, and they are asked to make projects for parents.

That’s not the birds and the bees, but it is a process of understanding what it means to be a family. Left out of this paradigm are single parent families, foster and adopted children, kids being raised by grandparents, and yes, gay parents.

These variations on family are part of real life, and are appropriate for elementary school age children without having to get into the business of sexual intercourse.

 
 
 
Greg Jones
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6.1.2  Greg Jones  replied to  GregTx @6.1    3 months ago
"Do you think young children of the ages affected should be taught anything relating to sex and/or gender?"

Nope. This should be up to the parents/caregivers

 
 
 
Tacos!
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6.1.3  Tacos!  replied to  Greg Jones @6.1.2    3 months ago

So what do you do if the 2nd Grade teacher gets pregnant and then has a baby? Do we just tell the class she went on a diet and the Stork left a kid as a prize?

 
 
 
Hal A. Lujah
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6.2  Hal A. Lujah  replied to  Tacos! @6    3 months ago

I gotta be honest, I don’t think I get the joke.

That’s because they forgot to put something funny in it.

 
 
 
GregTx
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7  seeder  GregTx    3 months ago

AWWWW, YOU DIDN’T FIND IT FUNNY?

original

 
 
 
Texan1211
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7.1  Texan1211  replied to  GregTx @7    3 months ago

Time to cue the usual suspects.

Satire brings out those lacking a sense of humor, and they usually make it clear they don't understand it.

 
 
 
GregTx
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7.1.1  seeder  GregTx  replied to  Texan1211 @7.1    3 months ago

Curious, isn’t it?

 
 
 
Texan1211
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7.1.2  Texan1211  replied to  GregTx @7.1.1    3 months ago

And it usually is the same people!

 
 
 
Nerm_L
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7.2  Nerm_L  replied to  GregTx @7    3 months ago

My Puffa so fat.

Doesn't everyone realize that all of this mish mash is another attempt to put a smiley face on eugenics?

 
 

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