Putin's troops have just voted to make Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene as the official pin-up girl of the Russian army.

  

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Via:  hallux  •  3 weeks ago  •  9 comments

By:   Abril Rodriguez

Putin's troops have just voted to make Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene as the official pin-up girl of the Russian army.

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NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - If anyone had any doubt that the Russian soldiers are fucked up - that doubt has now gone out the damn window.

The Ipso Facto News Agency has just reported that Putin's troops have just voted to make Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene as the official pin-up girl of the Russian army.

When MTG was told of the honor she reportedly puckered up her lips and said that she loves the Ruskies more than she ever loved Matt Gaetz, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, or that rodent-faced Fox News puppet Greg Gutfeld.

Meanwhile, word coming form the Ukraine is that their soldiers have named the Colombian firecracker Sofia Vergara as their pin-up girl.

One Ukrainian general stated that Sofia is an 11, whereas, Marjorie is a fucking 3.

When Sofia was told of the honor she replied that she is going to send every Ukrainian soldier a nude autographed photo of herself frolicking in her birthday suit at the La Brea Tar Pits.


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Hallux
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1  seeder  Hallux    3 weeks ago

Poor Marjorie, the gal gets no respect.

 
 
 
Right Down the Center
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2  Right Down the Center    3 weeks ago

I hear from a cousins friends sister that AOC thought the story was legitimate and is pissed off the Russians aren't as interested in dating her as she believes the Republicans are

 
 
 
Hallux
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2.1  seeder  Hallux  replied to  Right Down the Center @2    3 weeks ago

Unlike Marjorie, AOC did not buy into Jewish Space Lasers.

 
 
 
Right Down the Center
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2.1.1  Right Down the Center  replied to  Hallux @2.1    3 weeks ago

Everyone knows Elon will have space lasers first.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
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3  JohnRussell    3 weeks ago
The Ipso Facto News Agency has just reported that Putin's troops have just voted to make Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene as the official pin-up girl of the Russian army.

Some of that fog of war must have gotten in their eyes. 

 
 
 
Hallux
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3.1  seeder  Hallux  replied to  JohnRussell @3    3 weeks ago

Rumor has it  'Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump' pissed on her and they want their turn.

 
 
 
JBB
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4  JBB    3 weeks ago

Majorly Trailer Greene...

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
5  JBB    3 weeks ago

original

 
 
 
Kavika
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6  Kavika     3 weeks ago

MTG and Lauren Boebert got into a fistfight in congress over who was the whitest and trashiest.

 
 

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